Odd fetishes

[GuiltyCowboy]

One of my wife's friends told her that her ex used to love to lick her armpits and would get her to let him fuck her arm while it was by her side so he was getting a 'pit job'.

The weirdest thing I've heard-because to me I think there's an illness of some sort here-is someone being aroused by funerals, specifically kissing the female family members on the cheek and expressing condolences. I can't recall what they refer to it as, but these men-men seem to have way more fetishes than women-would go to funerals of people they didn't even know and act like a co-worker or distant friend while there.

Bizarre.

I don’t know if you’ve ever seen Belle De Jour but one of the more infamous scenes from the film involves Catherine Deneuve wearing a black, see-through neglige lying still in a coffin - while the man who’s asked to her to do this, and whose daughter has passed away, jiggers about mysteriously below her.

 

[iwatchus]

I don’t know if you’ve ever seen Belle De Jour but one of the more infamous scenes from the film involves Catherine Deneuve wearing a black, see-through neglige lying still in a coffin - while the man who’s asked to her to do this, and whose daughter has passed away, jiggers about mysteriously below her.

And what's the Anais Nin tale? That was really my first exposure to necrophilia.

 

[GuiltyCowboy]

And what's the Anais Nin tale? That was really my first exposure to necrophilia.

It's a very long time since I read her. I wouldn't know off the top of my head. One of the stories collected in Delta of Venus, surely.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

My earliest erotic memory is getting turned on by naked store-mannequins. For reasons I'll never fathom, I called those hot mannequins "dukas".

That explains this I suppose...

 

[Bramblethorn]

In a story I'm currently writing, the narrator discovers she has a hat fetish. Perhaps more specifically, she's a quasi-nudist who gets off extra hard when she or her lovers are wearing 'fancy' hats. I guess it's maybe an aspect of voyeurism, where having an accessory like a hat makes the lack of clothing seem even more pronounced... extra naked, as it were.

Joe Cocker has entered the chat.

 

[Bramblethorn]

You're just encouraging her when you say that.

 

[Bamagan]

Joe Cocker has entered the chat.

I had to do research to understand the reference. But

 

[dirk2024]

One of my wife's friends told her that her ex used to love to lick her armpits and would get her to let him fuck her arm while it was by her side so he was getting a 'pit job'.

I've licked an armpit or two. Besides for getting to hear her giggle, it just seemed so intimate.

Never tried the pit job.

 

[kreemi_pi]

I feel like i'm too vanilla for threads like this, but i'll try...

I like being on a date and being touched on bare skin in public. When it's warm enough (and sometimes even when it's not), I'll wear revealing outfits that bare my arms, shoulders, neck, waist, back, tummy, legs, or whatever. I like feeling his hands touching, caressing or resting on those nude areas in very public spots.

The other night I wore shorts and a halter top. We were waiting to be seated at restaurant and the lounge was crowded. He was backed into a wall, I was backed into him, and he was reaching around and caressing my tummy, and yeah people were watching. It felt exquisite

 

[dirk2024]

I feel like i'm too vanilla for threads like this, but i'll try...

I like being on a date and being touched on bare skin in public. When it's warm enough (and sometimes even when it's not), I'll wear revealing outfits that bare my arms, shoulders, neck, waist, back, tummy, legs, or whatever. I like feeling his hands touching, caressing or resting on those nude areas in very public spots.

The other night I wore shorts and a halter top. We were waiting to be seated at restaurant and the lounge was crowded. He was backed into a wall, I was backed into him, and he was reaching around and caressing my tummy, and yeah people were watching. It felt exquisite

Vanilla can be quite a nice flavor.

 

[nice90sguy]

I feel like i'm too vanilla for threads like this, but i'll try...

Yeah probably. Jolly good try though
And it doesn’t matter, because the statute of limitations has expired on this thread so blurt away

 

[M_K_Babalon]

I wrote about fucking a clown once.

 

[ElectricBlue]

I wrote about fucking a clown once.

As you do, and once more an excuse to post this:

Ms. Bonkers - which is a very quirky, curiously erotic, story about a clown. Not mine, but I kinda wish it was.

 

[FeldGasden]

Yeah, which I'd lose in the impending divorce as my husband would be very not pleased, lol.

And my particular kink is about having photos taken while being posed/dressed up. Which my husband is quite happy to do, lol.

What do you mean by posed or dressed up?

In sexy lingerie or in any outfit?

 

[Erozetta]

What do you mean by posed or dressed up?

In sexy lingerie or in any outfit?

In whatever my husband wants to put me in. Sometimes it's dresses or corsets and such I've made myself, sometimes it's things he's bought for me to wear. I have a bunch of wigs that he uses sometimes, too.

 

[SimonDoom]

I wrote about fucking a clown once.

Thank goodness you didn't say "mime." There have to be SOME limits.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Thank goodness you didn't say "mime." There have to be SOME limits.

Mimes are sexy, with their black and white geometric face paint. Hmmm, that might be fun, watching a mime do a pole dance with no visible pole.

 

[M_K_Babalon]

Thank goodness you didn't say "mime." There have to be SOME limits.

Technically Mimes are a species of Clown. That reminds me of a discussion years ago; we were talking about a story where a clown and mime hooked up during a war between the two.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

What do you mean by posed or dressed up?

In sexy lingerie or in any outfit?

See post 54.


That film introduced Kim Cattrall to a LOT people.



And to fantasies about said Kim.

 

[M_K_Babalon]

As you do, and once more an excuse to post this:

Ms. Bonkers - which is a very quirky, curiously erotic, story about a clown. Not mine, but I kinda wish it was.

In a way or two, that was better than mine.

 

[Nightaelf]

Listen, I'm hardly in the position to throw stones, but it sounds quite... unhygenic.

At least they have approximately flared bases I guess...

Well, they’re bathing ducks, so they’re probably cleaner than pond ducks.
Though they’d probably all squeak if you thrust into them.

 

[Nightaelf]

Theres a street in Amsterdam that's perfect for this.

There are several stores in Amsterdam for it....

 

[dirk2024]

Well, they’re bathing ducks, so they’re probably cleaner than pond ducks.
Though they’d probably all squeak if you thrust into them.

*new kink triggered*

 

[Nightaelf]

*new kink triggered*

It's called "Fuck-a-duck"....

 

[NuclearFairy]

*new kink triggered*

If it weren't so fascinating, it might be disturbing the wide variety of rubber ducky sex toys out there.