Church Secret Volunteer Group

[dirk2024]

How do we take communion?

That's a good question. Female Parishioner's have a choice; they can either drink the "the Blood of the Father" or they can nibble on the "Body of the Mother"

Male Parishioners can, of course, munch on "The Body of the Mother", If they want to drink the Blood of the Father, we have a special method, starting with a prayer of accommodation, then move to the showers to complete the act.

 

[dirk2024]

Yes, I am a sinner and I need to be cleansed and my soul purified.

Otherwise you are so right, Susan, I become overcome with guilt.

Fear not, dear Walter. We have methods to cleanse and purify your soul.

Feel no guilt, its as the Father and Mother designed our lives to be.

 

[PartyMart]

I love the Sunday services, even after my night shift in the G hole.

I am glad to see you weren't tied up all night..

 

[softsusan]

I am glad to see you weren't tied up all night..

I do like to be busy.

 

[PartyMart]

I do like to be busy.

They way you show appreciation for my embracing of technology is impressive.

 

[dirk2024]

Aah...Sunday afternoon after yet another successful service. I'm in my office and my wonderful with is with me. She really can help me with my, "productivity".

We shift to the pull out bed I keep handy and start to gut busy, when suddenly @TinyTricia boldly walks in. She watches for a few minutes, then takes over. The rest of the afternoon is Tricia showing my wife a thing or two
until they head off to the shower for a final cleanse.

I'm exhausted!

 

[softsusan]

They way you show appreciation for my embracing of technology is impressive.

So So busy.

 

[PartyMart]

So So busy.

Allow me to lend a Hand

 

[softsusan]

Allow me to lend a Hand

Thank you for your help.

 

[PartyMart]

Thank you for your help.

You take such pride in being marked as Blessed

 

[softsusan]

You take such pride in being marked as Blessed

Blessings are always welcome.

 

[PartyMart]

Blessings are always welcome.

You’ll earn every one, and you need to ask permission to be blessed. Isn’t that correct?

 

[softsusan]

May I be blessed?

 

[PartyMart]

May I be blessed?

How should you ask your Sir?

Come Here.

 

[softsusan]

How should you ask your Sir?

Come Here.

Oh Sir, smiling as i wiggle.

 

[PartyMart]

Oh Sir, smiling as i wiggle.

Someday it appears that you misbehave just for the discipline that follows.

 

[softsusan]

Someday it appears that you misbehave just for the discipline that follows.

It's not so bad.

 

[AmberStellar6]

Allow me to lend a Hand

Oh the joy of his helping hand

 

[AmberStellar6]

Just as I was leaving church, @AmberStellar6 came to me with a confession to make. Turns out her belief was waning since she hadn't seen God lately. So I accomodated her.

Oh father I wish to bring my confession to any men in the church that are willing to hear it?

 

[AmberStellar6]

@AmberStellar6 rest assured there are many members of the congregation ready to assist with your Faith conversion

You always know how I can redeem my wicked ways the best

 

[dirk2024]

Oh father I wish to bring my confession to any men in the church that are willing to hear it?

You always know how I can redeem my wicked ways the best

I am here for you my child.

 

[Waiter519123]

Father Inn and I have received several nominations for volunteer of the month for our ladies and men volunteers
@AmberStellar6 was nominated

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Helen submitted her husband Jim for volunteer of the month. Jim has been a popular volunteer amount the younger ladies

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Please submit your recommendation volunteer

 

[PartyMart]

@AmberStellar6 loves staying to assist with cleaning after the service.

 

[PartyMart]

It's not so bad.

Never let it be said that I am one to spare the rod to spoil you.

 

[KimberlyG]

It was so rewarding serving in the glory hole ceremony!
Now it appears that Helen's husband Jim needs my services too!