What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[MrPimms]

Am I on ignore? Am I? Am I? Am I?

Who said that?

 

[Tallulah82]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE KICK MY ARSE SO I TRY TO LOSE WEIGHT AGAIN!

Where the fuck has my motivation gone?

 

[Sundayschild]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE KICK MY ARSE SO I TRY TO LOSE WEIGHT AGAIN!

Where the fuck has my motivation gone?

Same

 

[MrPimms]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE KICK MY ARSE SO I TRY TO LOSE WEIGHT AGAIN!

Where the fuck has my motivation gone?

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE KICK MY ARSE SO I TRY TO LOSE WEIGHT AGAIN!

Where the fuck has my motivation gone?

Aisle four: motivation.

 

[Tallulah82]

Who said that?

Dude, don't make me start to question if I'm even really here.

Same

Want to meet up and feed each other cream cakes whilst we poke each others bellies?

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I doubt she'd believe it, because we don't interact that way, but I've spent entirely too much time today fantasizing about licking her pussy.

I just want her to sit on my face and grind until she has a screaming, quivering orgasm (or three).

Whoa. Lucky woman, whoever she is!

 

[MrPimms]

Dude, don't make me start to question if I'm even really here.

I did that in front of a mirror. Summoned a demon. Bastard thing ran off and moved in next door.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I wonder what it says about me that my coworker walked back to my office to show me how long her banana was

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I wonder what it says about me that my coworker walked back to my office to show me how long her banana was

 

[Tallulah82]

I wonder what it says about me that my coworker walked back to my office to show me how long her banana was

It says maybe I should be showing you my banana.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

It says maybe I should be showing you my banana.

Don't tease me on a Wednesday. Ill be refreshing my inbox every .03 seconds.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It says maybe I should be showing you my banana.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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I wish boys did this with dick pics...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I wish boys did this with dick pics...

How many dicks you think most boys have on hand?

 

[MrPimms]

I’m confused.

Is banana code for something? If so, does banana feature on this ‘list’?

Existence of the list cannot be confirmed or denied. It is Schroedinger’s list.

 

[tugger1987]

How many dicks you think most boys have on hand?

always carry a spare one dont you?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

How many dicks you think most boys have on hand?

A girl can dream!


Now, IN hand....umm.... hold on Im getting distracted.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A girl can dream!


Now, IN hand....umm.... hold on Im getting distracted.

One on the hand is worth two in the bush. But two in the hand is frottage.

That’s right right? I’m very old and innocent.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

.... two in the bush....

I mean, Ive seen videos of girls who can do that but....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

always carry a spare one dont you?

No…:and I’m slightly concerned

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, Ive seen videos of girls who can do that but....

Oh, I see…

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Oh, I see…

I wont judge. But I will ask to watch.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I wont judge. But I will ask to watch.

You can at least help guide it in! I imagine the traffic control down there gets a bit confused!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Am I on ignore? Am I? Am I? Am I?

You?
Nevah

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

You can at least help guide it in! I imagine the traffic control down there gets a bit confused!

Let me get my flashlight!!