What types of things have you had in your ass?

Ok here's the real story. We played chess, he was better at it. I asked for an advantage - him starting down a bishop. He said ok, IF i played with his bishop up my ass.

He still won.
In fairness he won either way
 
I have had my finger, partners fingers, Sharpies, end of a hair brush, handle of a screwdriver, plugs and dildos, anal beads

That’s all I can think of.
 
Lots of fingers of course, english cucumbers, regular cukes, other vegs, screwdriver handle, shampoo bottle, golf balls, dildoes, butt plugs.
 
I have been playing with my ass for a VERY time. Some of the things I used until I could afford a dildo were as follows Pencil, individual cigar case(I had to sand down the raised lettering), my fingers, carrot, snap beans, cucumber, broom handle, smooth screwdriver handle, miniature bat(about 7 inches long) used to mull fruit, beer and wine bottles, just the neck...........now I have quite a collection of dildo's in hopes of someday have a REAL cock to lick, suck, swallow his cum (I have eaten enough of my own for sure and still do) then have the guy fuck my ass!!! Here are a few of my dildos..
https://ibb.co/99zfgQ5V
https://ibb.co/dsx7B8N5
https://ibb.co/XtxZT9n
https://ibb.co/LZ9fRDC
18 and 19 inches
https://ibb.co/jW0pCsZ
https://ibb.co/yqBFMNg

And there are more!
All of those would feel so good
 
What spray bottle I find the L'Oréal Paris L'Oral Paris Elnett Satin Hairspray Extra Strength 400ml just about right for me.
 
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