Your Sexual Resume what does it say

[Biguy77578]

My sexual Resume, I'm sure I will leave something out.

Sucked next door neighbor's dick
Next door neighbor fucked me
Neighborhood circle jerk

 

[Biguy77578]

My sexual Resume, I'm sure I will leave something out.

Sucked next door neighbor's dick
Next door neighbor fucked me
Neighborhood circle jerk

Fucked the neighborhood girls and boys
Married
Discovered ABS's
Enjoyed may a glory hole adventure
Lots of extramarital sex men & women
Divorced
Yahoo male sex & rimming groups
Remarried
Wife and I sucked 3 guys at a nude beach
Swingers parties
Swapping
Adult couples theater swinging
Bondage & whip play
Fisting me & her
Dp'd wife with friend, I ate the cream pie
Sucking cock for wife
Watching wife eat pussy
I sucked ove 1000 cocks in 50+ years

 

[DirkPitt06]

People want to know about the gap

 

[Submissivepat]

Well, here is my resume

1. Very submissive
2. Been paddled and cropped
3. Like being put in stocks
4. Enjoy being naked in front of people
5. Serviced three men more than once
6. Also submissive to women
7. Done two gangbangs (more than 5 men)
8. Done one anal gangbang

I’m sure I’ve left something out.

 

[Kimlikes]

Fucked the neighborhood girls and boys
Married
Discovered ABS's
Enjoyed may a glory hole adventure
Lots of extramarital sex men & women
Divorced
Yahoo male sex & rimming groups
Remarried
Wife and I sucked 3 guys at a nude beach
Swingers parties
Swapping
Adult couples theater swinging
Bondage & whip play
Fisting me & her
Dp'd wife with friend, I ate the cream pie
Sucking cock for wife
Watching wife eat pussy
I sucked ove 1000 cocks in 50+ years

A fun time for all lol

 

[Kimlikes]

Bi swinger more cocks than a team of leaders, cheated on my husband with his friends, submissive and love having my breast bound, I’m an Exabishionist and I have taken a young guys virginity, I have suduced other couples ( husbands help) that had no intention of enjoying multi couples sex . My CV would probably say Cum Slut

 

[GOODLUCKEVA]

Sexual resume? I prefer not to tell you.lol..

 

[bigsexybna]

Seeking a position within a company that requires leadership capabilities and the ability to roll up my sleeves and get my hands dirty.

Experience

proficient at all sexual positions

Worked with over 100 sexual partners including women, men, and TS

Relationships with two former Playboy Playmates

Multiple threesomes MMF MFF MMM

Performed oral on an 11” cock

Performed oral on a man for 7hrs

Taught several women to squirt

Had a perfect week (7 different women over 7 different days)

Was the go to cock for lesbians when they’d break up with their partner l

Fucked in the handicap stall of a public restroom during normal restaurant hours

69’d in the front seat of a Honda Accord while driving

Been around long enough to see the vagina go from full bush, to landing strip, to bald, and back to bush

Sexual References available upon request

 

[DpropertyofR]

Erotica writer and sex enthusiast.

Owned slave, has participated in the following activities as a slave:

Bondage
Impact play
Nipple and genital torture
Electro torture
Wax play
Exhibition
Watersports
Chastity
Force orgasms/orgasm denial
Use of fucking machines

Has participated in the following activities outside of a Master/slave relationship:

Watersports
Gangbangs/group sex
Oral, anal, and vaginal intercourse
Toy use
Mutual masturbation
Bondage
Impact play
Exhibition

 

[Samtran123]

My sexual resume:
Name:
Address:
Age: 57
Status: Married 34
Orientation: Straight.
Cock size. 31/2” to 4” whenflaccid; 7” long and 2” wide when hard.

Swingers ( group of five couples including us.)
Threesomes MFM and FMF
Foursomes (within the group)
Group sex ( within the group)
Sent dick pics to wives of friends.
Umpteen blowjobs and handjobs in movie theatres.
pussy fingering in movie theatres.
Fondled and pressed boobs in public.
Oral sex
Anal sex
Vaginal sex
Boobfuck.
Number of women fucked: Before marriage: 3 (including current wife).

After marriage :11 (not in lncluding women in our group)
Sex location: bedroom, sofa, dining table, movie theatres, running train, hotels/motels/resorts.
Loves a Golden Shower.

 

[SPARTAN047]

Also chatted to other guys and occasionally girls while I was getting ready to fuck or be fucked met them days later.

 

[Biman29]

We have all submitted job resumes for business but have you ever put together a sexual resume that lists all the sexual things you have done in the past and then submit it to someone. After the person has read your resume he or she then gets to ask you questions just like in a job interview. This is the example of what my wife and I have put together that she has submitted to six of my best friends over the year

1. With her and my consent she has performed oral sex over 100 times with six different men.
2. She has been put on display naked at parties for my male friends many times.
3. She has had threesomes and foursomes every month for the last year.
4. She has had two gangbangs with five guys that included oral and anal sex in the last year.
5. She has been to the nude beach 12 times last summer
6. She has done strip shows that included having her masturbate with a large dildo in front of me and my friends many times.
7. She has had outdoor sex almost every month and many times during the summer.
8. She performs oral sex on me and my friends while we watch anal gangbang videos.
9. She has been tied up on her hands and knees with her ass up and very exposed and has been tied up spread eagle on a table.
10. She likes to read this resume outload to my friends and me and likes answering the nasty questions they have.

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I am way to late for this resume to be submitted, but since I just joined this forum, I decided, whynot submit my resume.
Very experience with the job posting and based on my overall qualifications as noted below, I believe I am more then qualified for this job opening.

Masterbation
Blow Jobs ( both M @ F)
Threesomes ( FMF and MMM)
Foursomes
Group Sex
Anal ( Giving @ receiving)
Toys
Bondage
Submissive

Open to pretty much anything

Truly hope job position is still open

 

[Biman29]

Thanks,
Guess am hired. lol lol

 

[AprilTwenties]

This is what was written in my job description, as quoted from my 1st story....

"...There's a lot of legal jargon but, from what I can gather, it all amounts to Martika 'owning' me and that I will follow her every command and advice. That I will be expected to have sex with whomever she chooses, regardless of age or gender.....

I am also expected to wear what clothing and jewellery she recommends too. Oh, and I am expected to take drugs, smoke and drink alcohol to the amount which she chooses.....

To go along with the sex point, Martika has forbid me to have any relationships outside of what has been discussed. She also has final sway over contraception, as and when used......"

"..For all that I am allowed an 'allowance' of just £100 a week; Martika has control of all my money, in return I get to live with her and her family, rent free, and have my meals."

A x

 

[old_hippy_46]

That's an impressive resume! Mine isn't even worth publishing

My resume is short. I'm a pervert

 

[Mrs_and_mr]

See owner

 

[calmlikeabomb]

Measured girth wrong my entire life and developed a complex because of it. Finally, at almost 40, figured out it was circumference, not diameter.

FUCK!

So not too bright, but willing to please. Also, self esteem issues that could be taken advantage of.

 

[SPARTAN047]

I didn't realize this either. Were we supposed to measure diameter or circumference, or just shove our dicks into pussies and assholes randomly and see who screams?

Glad it's cleared up that it was circumference. I was very insecure at reading some men's thickness.

 

[RoanMtn]

Mine would be about a sentence long.

 

[cockslut59]

Fucked the neighborhood girls and boys
Married
Discovered ABS's
Enjoyed may a glory hole adventure
Lots of extramarital sex men & women
Divorced
Yahoo male sex & rimming groups
Remarried
Wife and I sucked 3 guys at a nude beach
Swingers parties
Swapping
Adult couples theater swinging
Bondage & whip play
Fisting me & her
Dp'd wife with friend, I ate the cream pie
Sucking cock for wife
Watching wife eat pussy
I sucked ove 1000 cocks in 50+ years

I’m jealous of all you cock sucking!

 

[kneelingmatt]

1. Very submissive
2. Loves to serve and please
3. should be naked and exposed (CFnm)
4. cooks a great meal
5. great at hand washing delicates
6. love high protocol
7. makes a great footrest after a pedicure

 

[Easyvirtue]

1. Cross dresses since childhood
2. Masturbated in every relatives bathroom
3. Stole best friends sisters panyhose
4. Lost my virginity to a girl with her mom asleep in the same room
5. Sucked my 1st cock at 30, 3 months before I got married
6. Had a 3some with 2 of my servers(female)
7. Wife allowed me to enjoy my cross dressing fetish for 2 years then made me stop! ( I still do)

 

[TrainMe24]

1) Submissive
2) Willing to try new things
3) Love CMNF
4) Pain Slut
5) Will test the knots
6) Enjoy a bit of voyeurism / exhibition
7) Spankings, please
8) Bi, but switch with those relationships