What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[kreemi_pi]

Trying to think up a funny reply to the thread "Analingus Anyone?" My brain seems a little constipated.

 

[Jaws82]

Trying to think up a funny reply to the thread "Analingus Anyone?" My brain seems a little constipated.

At least it’s you’re brain constipated in this situation

 

[Anastasia1999]

They say that "practice makes perfect." Bullshit, I say. If that saying were true, then how in the Hell do I still overeat at mealtime and feel like a gelatinous blob dragging myself around after literal decades of daily practice eating meals? It makes no fucking sense. I should be a pro by now, yet here I am ready to take someone's eye out with the top button from my jeans.

Fire in the hole!

Welcome to the middle age spread

 

[awired50]

Blue Monday

 

[GallantWriter]

I wish my stomach would stop hurting.

 

[rycat25]

Have to get up in an hour.

 

[Iwillgo]

It's a nice day for a bike ride.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I need somebody to handcuff me to a chair

I need to stop going to the fridge

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I need somebody to handcuff me to a chair

I need to stop going to the fridge

I will just drag the fridge closer to the bed. You're gonna need fluids and nourishment

 

[AmberLGreen]

None of you kept me away from the fridge and now I have eaten a whole punnet of cherries. There is a chance that I might be starring in a remake of the cherry scene from The Witches of Eastwick later

 

[cheekygirl75]

One of you kept me away from the fridge and now I have eaten a whole punnet of cherries. There is a chance that I might be starring in a remake of the cherry scene from The Witches of Eastwick later

TIL that “punnet” is a word. Too bad it’s not five letters and won’t help me in Wordle.

 

[Sundayschild]

TIL that “punnet” is a word. Too bad it’s not five letters and won’t help me in Wordle.

I tried to think of a joke but I couldn't quite pun it

 

[jason28053]

TIL that “punnet” is a word. Too bad it’s not five letters and won’t help me in Wordle.

What the word for 1/2 a punnet? And don’t say cunnet

 

[Sexydrana]

I am currently thinking what the fuck am I gonna wear for Halloween with my friends lmao. I’m thinking maybe masked costume for fun and fantasy but of what I don’t know…

 

[jason28053]

I am currently thinking what the fuck am I gonna wear for Halloween with my friends lmao. I’m thinking maybe masked costume for fun and fantasy but of what I don’t know…

I’m thinking a tube top and hockey mask will scare them

 

[Pad_Foot]

I’m thinking I got some really good advice concerning wienerschnitzel with green sauce and apple wine.

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m thinking a tube top and hockey mask will scare them

I can’t rewear what I wear in your nightmares…

 

[jason28053]

I can’t rewear what I wear in your nightmares…

I’m the one with the hockey mask

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yeah, because you getting horny and then wanting playtime with others is SO arousing. If you have time to post, you have time to find some porn to get yourself off.

 

[TongueLust]

Yeah, because you getting horny and then wanting playtime with others is SO arousing. If you have time to post, you have time to find some porn to get yourself off.

I feel attacked.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I feel a hot shower coming on in my future....
Hopefully a nice long thrustful orgasm.....

 

[pinkparkhorse]

It is time to smoke some weed and accomplish absolutely nothing.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I feel a hot shower coming on in my future....
Hopefully a nice long thrustful orgasm.....

May the force be with you

 

[ShaneoD]

I'm a little bit horny, but am I horny enough to put on my glasses so my eyes don't hurt, and I can enjoy it more....... I thought I'd realise I was getting older in a very different fashion

 

[AmberLGreen]

Yeah, because you getting horny and then wanting playtime with others is SO arousing. If you have time to post, you have time to find some porn to get yourself off.

I asked you to turn those cameras off. I am not going to flick the bean while they are on. Stop watching me, stalker