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At least it’s you’re brain constipated in this situationTrying to think up a funny reply to the thread "Analingus Anyone?" My brain seems a little constipated.
Welcome to the middle age spreadThey say that "practice makes perfect." Bullshit, I say. If that saying were true, then how in the Hell do I still overeat at mealtime and feel like a gelatinous blob dragging myself around after literal decades of daily practice eating meals? It makes no fucking sense. I should be a pro by now, yet here I am ready to take someone's eye out with the top button from my jeans.
Fire in the hole!
I will just drag the fridge closer to the bed. You're gonna need fluids and nourishmentI need somebody to handcuff me to a chair
I need to stop going to the fridge
TIL that “punnet” is a word. Too bad it’s not five letters and won’t help me in Wordle.One of you kept me away from the fridge and now I have eaten a whole punnet of cherries. There is a chance that I might be starring in a remake of the cherry scene from The Witches of Eastwick later![]()
I tried to think of a joke but I couldn't quite pun itTIL that “punnet” is a word. Too bad it’s not five letters and won’t help me in Wordle.
What the word for 1/2 a punnet? And don’t say cunnetTIL that “punnet” is a word. Too bad it’s not five letters and won’t help me in Wordle.
I’m thinking a tube top and hockey mask will scare themI am currently thinking what the fuck am I gonna wear for Halloween with my friends lmao. I’m thinking maybe masked costume for fun and fantasy but of what I don’t know…
I can’t rewear what I wear in your nightmares…I’m thinking a tube top and hockey mask will scare them
I’m the one with the hockey maskI can’t rewear what I wear in your nightmares…
I feel attacked.Yeah, because you getting horny and then wanting playtime with others is SO arousing.If you have time to post, you have time to find some porn to get yourself off.
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May the force be with youI feel a hot shower coming on in my future....
Hopefully a nice long thrustful orgasm.....
I asked you to turn those cameras off. I am not going to flick the bean while they are on. Stop watching me, stalkerYeah, because you getting horny and then wanting playtime with others is SO arousing.If you have time to post, you have time to find some porn to get yourself off.
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