The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Wat_Tyler]

Let them know how angry you are!

And if the outage goes that long you will not be able to work!!

Sorry, Likes…. Hopefully it gets squared away soon.

Let's get up a posse and go down there and open a jumbo can of WhupAss!!!

 

[Wonderer67]

Pro-Tip: Hoppe's #9 also works GREAT on cleaning tiny POS carburetors such as weedeaters and the like...
I figured that out from using it to soak/clean aircraft fuel injector nozzles.

I just learned something!!

I know back in the day we used to use CLP/brake free. I can still smell it!

Hoppes #9 is now my go to.

 

[Wonderer67]

Go hobbes#9

He’s good friends with Calvin #10.

 

[Wonderer67]

Up at 248 to pee and check in. My belly is much better. I overundulged. So that os part of the problem.

Glad you’re feeling better!

 

[Wonderer67]

Im a few years away from 50 but could use the company, am I welcome here?

Absolutely - we have coupla younguns.

All we ask is go check out post #1
Make a check payable to me
37 hail narrows.

Nah… skip all that. Our guidelines are pretty simple.

Be respectful. Altho there’s some innuendo it’s not pickup thread.

No pickups of the women folk.

No politics, religion or drama.

Pull up a chair and start talking!

Where are you joining us from? I’m from NJ.

 

[Wonderer67]

I'm only up because this has been a shit week for me and it popped into my head and woke me up from a dead sleep

Hopefully next week will suck less.

 

[Wonderer67]

Likely, the spirits convinced the groundhog to go to live somewhere else.

He did and it worked!

The wise chief said he spoke groundhog. And there was something abt the way he said it, I sort of believed him.

 

[Boat1]

Im a few years away from 50 but could use the company, am I welcome here?

Good morning Curious!
We've chatted before, but it's been a while.
How are you?

 

[Wonderer67]

She is between my eyeballs and the screen right now. I kinda type around her.

typical cat move!!

Attention! I am here!!!!

 

[Boat1]

We had this giant war canoe (20 something feet long) that we inherited. We sold it to some local Lenape Indians.

One of the people was a healer or medicine man. He burned sage and blessed the canoe. We asked him if he could also bless our barn. He also helped us get rid of a groundhog!

True story!

I LOVE this!

 

[Boat1]

I found a good barber. He went (back) to prison. Another lost his (fucking) mind and ghosted us all. One shop had two guys. The owner was in a hurry and always cut my hair lopsided. His partner was good and got it level, but his eyesight started crapping out on him.


So I went and bought clippers.


I imagine that all those guys are dead by now . . . .

It would be fun to see how much $$ I've NOT SPENT on haircuts over the decades....

 

[subdudeme13]

Likely, the spirits convinced the groundhog to go to live somewhere else.

They shoot groundhogs, don't they?

 

[Wonderer67]

I LOVE this!

Here’s the poem I wrote abt it on the poetry thread and a pic of the canoe.

Post in thread 'It's the 2025 Poem-A-Week Challenge! (This is a *poems only* thread.)'
https://forum.literotica.com/thread...is-a-poems-only-thread.1624946/post-101345211

 

[Wonderer67]

They shoot groundhogs, don't they?

I’d been trying to trap that sonofabitch for a few months. He was pretty wiley.

I’m able to trap them at the farm, no problem. But this guy….

Anyway, the shaman came and we haven’t seen him since!

No firearms were used in the eviction of this animal.

 

[Boat1]

I'd knock out a 2 liter Diet Coke while installing a set of kitchen cabinets in a new house. My brother would toss off a sixpack before 9AM daily. One reacclimates to the sugar in the regular sodas. Water is best of all, and that's most of what Wat drinks any more.

I drink about 2 root beers a hitch, while on the boat, but I've been told "You are the MF'n YODA of Kool-aid!"
I never outgrew it, plus, it's cane sugar instead of HFCS.
I put it in the freezer until it forms perfect "snow" in the jug.

 

[Boat1]

Here’s the poem I wrote abt it on the poetry thread and a pic of the canoe.

Post in thread 'It's the 2025 Poem-A-Week Challenge! (This is a *poems only* thread.)'
https://forum.literotica.com/thread...is-a-poems-only-thread.1624946/post-101345211

That's awesome, thanks for the link!

 

[Wonderer67]

I am not much for soda. I almost never drink it.

if we go out to eat and it’s a weeknight I may have a Diet Coke.

It’s refreshing to have a Coca Cola when it’s really hot out once in a while.

I’m a water and coffee guy!

 

[Boat1]

Well we got ya when your near land and on land. This crew change stuff has been messed up for your last two cycles.

Thanks!
I hope they don't screw this one up, as it'll be a BUSY time off, starting with a friend who will be singing in a local bar the night after I'm due home...
I was planning to be the designated driver, let my Wife Goddess drink and take advantage of me.

 

[Wonderer67]

Thanks!
I hope they don't screw this one up, as it'll be a BUSY time off, starting with a friend who will be singing in a local bar the night after I'm due home...
I was planning to be the designated driver, let my Wife Goddess drink and take advantage of me.

That sounds fabulous!

My fingers are crossed that the timing will work!!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I just learned something!!

I know back in the day we used to use CLP/brake free. I can still smell it!

Hoppes #9 is now my go to.

Tastes great . . . less filling!!!

 

[Boat1]

They shoot groundhogs, don't they?

The groundhog that ate my sweet potato vines could smell gun oil from 50 yards.... step outside with my shotgun and I'd just see his fukkin tail rounding the corner, behind the barn.... step out without it, he'd stand up, laughing and flip me the bird.
We had a Caddyshack kind of relationship.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

He did and it worked!

The wise chief said he spoke groundhog. And there was something abt the way he said it, I sort of believed him.

Things took a step backward when the white man stopped listening to the world around him.

 

[subdudeme13]

I’d been trying to trap that sonofabitch for a few months. He was pretty wiley.

I’m able to trap them at the farm, no problem. But this guy….

Anyway, the shaman came and we haven’t seen him since!

No firearms were used in the eviction of this animal.

I used the Have A Heart traps and they worked pretty good. They can create a mess.

 

[Wonderer67]

The groundhog that ate my sweet potato vines could smell gun oil from 50 yards.... step outside with my shotgun and I'd just see his fukkin tail rounding the corner, behind the barn.... step out without it, he'd stand up, laughing and flip me the bird.
We had a Caddyshack kind of relationship.

Laughed so hard I work Mrs wonderer up!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

typical cat move!!

Attention! I am here!!!!

In bed while reading before retiring, she helps me by getting between my face and the book.