The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Lilianna23]

Good afternoon everyone! Finally made it home from Colorado.

Good time?

 

[Lilianna23]

Well the senior management is here for a week. I picked her up yesterday in a six hour round trip. Best of it was when she was complaining about her doctor.

SM: They don't make enough allowance for me being almost blind and near deaf. I have to tell them every time!

Me: And is it okay then?

SM: No it isnt because then they treat me like and old person!

Me (shaking my head): For Gods sake Mother you are at 90!

She sounds marvelous!

 

[Lilianna23]

Hello, all you wonderful Spooners!!!
I missed ya and hope each and every one of you/yours are doing well!

I haven't sailed off of the edge yet, but I've been close enough to look over it.

Good to see you, Boat!

 

[Lilianna23]

Sorry so late. Asshole ISP doing an upgrade. I got zero notice even though I signed up for outage notifications.

So no chance to catch up at all.

Outage may go as far out as next Wednesday. If so, it's gonna my week up SO badly!

Take care everyone:

How will you work? Can you use a hotspot?

 

[Lilianna23]

This just cracks me up!

 

[Lilianna23]

Smiling at you Lili!

Hi, G!

 

[Lilianna23]

Kisses and hugs instead then Lili

Awwwww! Thanks, G! Get over here!

 

[CuriousInAR78]

Im a few years away from 50 but could use the company, am I welcome here?

 

[subdudeme13]

Krispy Kreme offers $1 Original Glazed® dozen BOGO Saturday through Monday and perfect pairing of FREE coffee and doughnut on National Coffee Day

 

[subdudeme13]

Im a few years away from 50 but could use the company, am I welcome here?

Probably! Did you read the rules?

 

[subdudeme13]

Im a few years away from 50 but could use the company, am I welcome here?

There is no age limit in the rules! Welcome!

 

[CuriousInAR78]

There is no age limit in the rules! Welcome!

Thanks for the welcome

 

[subdudeme13]

Looks like everyone is sleeping in this morning or am I up early?

 

[CuriousInAR78]

I'm only up because this has been a shit week for me and it popped into my head and woke me up from a dead sleep

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Stupid dogs woke me up - then didnt want to go out because it's raining

 

[Wat_Tyler]

She’s the total package!

And she negotiated her release/escape from her former captor to come to live with Wat, which was a very neat trick in and of itself.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

We had this giant war canoe (20 something feet long) that we inherited. We sold it to some local Lenape Indians.

One of the people was a healer or medicine man. He burned sage and blessed the canoe. We asked him if he could also bless our barn. He also helped us get rid of a groundhog!

True story!

Likely, the spirits convinced the groundhog to go to live somewhere else.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I haven’t gotten a haircut in 15 years or so. I used to like going to the barber and talk about sports and stuff.

I found a good barber. He went (back) to prison. Another lost his (fucking) mind and ghosted us all. One shop had two guys. The owner was in a hurry and always cut my hair lopsided. His partner was good and got it level, but his eyesight started crapping out on him.


So I went and bought clippers.


I imagine that all those guys are dead by now . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

A cat? Losing interest? Easily distracted??

A mutant!

The spider stopped moving, and the cat got tired of waiting.


I found him somewhere else to be while she wasn't looking.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Pro-Tip: Hoppe's #9 also works GREAT on cleaning tiny POS carburetors such as weedeaters and the like...
I figured that out from using it to soak/clean aircraft fuel injector nozzles.

That doesn't surprise me. I have also used carb cleaner on tiny assembled gun bits that I wanted clean but didn't want to fiddle with. Then I'd soak them in Hoppe's.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm a sucker for a cute smile!

Figures . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Just like MEEEEEE! ️

You're not fooling anyone, you know.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Oh she is ….an amazing woman with so much determination!

They keep us on our toes.


I have an appointment with Dr. Tyler on Sunday.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I usually crush them in a tissue and send to a watery grave!

I flushed the mouse that the girls killed last winter. I was quick and effective, and it has a bit of a chance in the sewer system in case it revives.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Go hobbes#9

Tastes great!!!


Less filling!!!