The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

Pro-Tip: Hoppe's #9 also works GREAT on cleaning tiny POS carburetors such as weedeaters and the like...
I figured that out from using it to soak/clean aircraft fuel injector nozzles.
I just learned something!!

I know back in the day we used to use CLP/brake free. I can still smell it!

Hoppes #9 is now my go to.
 
Im a few years away from 50 but could use the company, am I welcome here?
Absolutely - we have coupla younguns.

All we ask is go check out post #1
Make a check payable to me
37 hail narrows.

Nah… skip all that. Our guidelines are pretty simple.

Be respectful. Altho there’s some innuendo it’s not pickup thread.

No pickups of the women folk.

No politics, religion or drama.

Pull up a chair and start talking!

Where are you joining us from? I’m from NJ.
 
I found a good barber. He went (back) to prison. Another lost his (fucking) mind and ghosted us all. One shop had two guys. The owner was in a hurry and always cut my hair lopsided. His partner was good and got it level, but his eyesight started crapping out on him.


So I went and bought clippers.


I imagine that all those guys are dead by now . . . .
It would be fun to see how much $$ I've NOT SPENT on haircuts over the decades....
 
I'd knock out a 2 liter Diet Coke while installing a set of kitchen cabinets in a new house. My brother would toss off a sixpack before 9AM daily. One reacclimates to the sugar in the regular sodas. Water is best of all, and that's most of what Wat drinks any more.
I drink about 2 root beers a hitch, while on the boat, but I've been told "You are the MF'n YODA of Kool-aid!"
I never outgrew it, plus, it's cane sugar instead of HFCS.
I put it in the freezer until it forms perfect "snow" in the jug.
 
Well we got ya when your near land and on land. This crew change stuff has been messed up for your last two cycles. 🫤
Thanks!
I hope they don't screw this one up, as it'll be a BUSY time off, starting with a friend who will be singing in a local bar the night after I'm due home...
I was planning to be the designated driver, let my Wife Goddess drink and take advantage of me. 🤣
 
Thanks!
I hope they don't screw this one up, as it'll be a BUSY time off, starting with a friend who will be singing in a local bar the night after I'm due home...
I was planning to be the designated driver, let my Wife Goddess drink and take advantage of me. 🤣
That sounds fabulous!

My fingers are crossed that the timing will work!!
 
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They shoot groundhogs, don't they?
The groundhog that ate my sweet potato vines could smell gun oil from 50 yards.... step outside with my shotgun and I'd just see his fukkin tail rounding the corner, behind the barn.... step out without it, he'd stand up, laughing and flip me the bird.
We had a Caddyshack kind of relationship. 🤣
 
I’d been trying to trap that sonofabitch for a few months. He was pretty wiley.

I’m able to trap them at the farm, no problem. But this guy….

Anyway, the shaman came and we haven’t seen him since!

No firearms were used in the eviction of this animal. 😂
I used the Have A Heart traps and they worked pretty good. They can create a mess.
 
The groundhog that ate my sweet potato vines could smell gun oil from 50 yards.... step outside with my shotgun and I'd just see his fukkin tail rounding the corner, behind the barn.... step out without it, he'd stand up, laughing and flip me the bird.
We had a Caddyshack kind of relationship. 🤣
Laughed so hard I work Mrs wonderer up! 😂😂
 
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