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No one has mentioned sweets ie chocolate bars, I once put a cream egg inside my wife, it took an age to start melting before I could clean her right out, l was licking like a lapdog. she never complained as she had multiple orgasms.

We have used other chocolate bars since, and jams, helps enhance her orgasm.

Anyone else use sweet stuff?
 
No one has mentioned sweets ie chocolate bars, I once put a cream egg inside my wife, it took an age to start melting before I could clean her right out, l was licking like a lapdog. she never complained as she had multiple orgasms.

We have used other chocolate bars since, and jams, helps enhance her orgasm.

Anyone else use sweet stuff?
Have used Twix bars, frzen mars bars ...... messy but very tasty
 
Handled cutting boards can make adequate to amazing paddles. Watch out for splinters or cracks.

Spring-loaded items - bag clips, clipboards, etc - can SOMETIMES make for sex toys, I just don’t recommend those with sharp edges or overly strong springs. Those with magnets can hold light, dangly weights for extra wriggly sensation, as can longer or off centered versions. Remember even gentle clips left on too long can bruise and bruised flesh can cause problems if further abused - welts, bleeding, scars, etc.

For sensation play ice cubes are often quite fun. Too many can lead to frostbite, so go slow. It ups sensations to avoid numbness, too, so win-win

Cloth belts, from bathrobes, martial arts, etc, can make useful binding. Practice your knots on non-living stuff first, over-tighten β€˜em to make sure they can be removed (terry cloth for example is horrid at releasing knots if overtightened!) and keep a pair of safety sheers handy if you need to get the binding off NOW. Like springloaded things, don’t leave β€˜em bound too long, the tighter & stricter the shorter the time in general, and get real training before suspending someone or tying anything around their necks.
I have tied my wife's tits up many times before and we had a lot of fun with them that way. We have discussed hoisting her up using a beam in the shed so she hangs from them, which has intrigued her, but have not tried that yet as she is still a little apprehensive about it.
 
I recently - and very carefully - used an empty champagne bottle. She loved it so much I'm thinking of investing in a glass dildo with little knobs on it... :devilish:
We have one of those. It is a lot of fun. It is spiraled on one end and kind of S shaped and has the knob on the other end. She enjoys it used on her ass and pussy. Her favorite is right out of the freezer where we keep it.
 
I have tied my wife's tits up many times before and we had a lot of fun with them that way. We have discussed hoisting her up using a beam in the shed so she hangs from them, which has intrigued her, but have not tried that yet as she is still a little apprehensive about it.
There're riggers world-wide. Find one locally & learn from them before trying to suspend your wife - there are all sorts of nastiness that can happen if you're unaware of the problems that can happen.
 
I offered her a banana and she put it inside of her, and allowed me to eat it out of her..cunt, I'm not sure if I can do that with the other sweet opening...it's a thought but...I hesitate.

I will add, that I have been with professional Dominatrixes where had they wanted that...They know how to convince a man.
I have done that with bananas and peeled cucumbers in both her a pussy and ass. I also used a peeled cucumber on her and sliced it up and took it to work for lunch the next day. Mmmmm, felt so naughty that I was sitting there eating something that was inside my wife while at work without them knowing.
 
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