The phrase that killed you

[notexactlymelville]

Do you recall the thing someone said to you that one time that just absolutely broke you? Maybe you were hanging on to your dignity or self control by a thread, but that was that?

I can start. I was at my studio trying to work, and she was texting me to get in my head / pants. I confessed to being stressed out and struggling to concentrate, and her response was "you just need to feel your cock sinking into a good ass". For some reason the oddness of the "a good ass" phrasing really drove me sideways. Still think about it years later.

 

[Good_girl_4_u]

I have multiple actually. I guess we can start with the first.

When I was breaking up with my ex, I asked him why even bother dating me, if he was going to cheat the whole time. He said "I was just waiting for something better to come along"

 

[razor33a]

In high school I was about to have actual sex with my gf and right before entry says "Don't get me pregnant". She even said it in a way that was inviting, like "I hope it doesn't happen but I'm ready". In my head every bad possibility flashed and I shrunk like I fell in a frozen lake. The big head took over in an instant, like in movies where the guy jams the big electrical cable into the fuse box and sparks fly everywhere.

 

[Good_girl_4_u]

In high school I was about to have actual sex with my gf and right before entry says "Don't get me pregnant". She even said it in a way that was inviting, like "I hope it doesn't happen but I'm ready". In my head every bad possibility flashed and I shrunk like I fell in a frozen lake. The big head took over in an instant, like in movies where the guy jams the big electrical cable into the fuse box and sparks fly everywhere.

Damn... That....that really sucks.im sorry that was your first experience

 

[Good_girl_4_u]

This might not fall under the category. But it was a moment when I was just stunned that people are this bold, and just this....ugh.lol
So I worked at an auto parts store. I was a parts sales manager at the time. So. One day I was hanging paperwork on our corkboard. Im short, it was above the water fountain. So I was using one of those big ladder/step deals. Anyways. Someone used the bathroom right next to me. Didn't know who it was. I figured it was another employee. When they came out instinctively I glanced down. (Always be aware of tour surroundings had been imprinted in my everyday life) it was not an employee, so I continued to do what I was doing. I heard him say something. I thought I heard him say something specifically, but what it was, I didn't. I couldn't have somebody saying that so I was confused. So I said, what'd you say and he said it again, and I was still confusing, he kind of mumbled it. Anyways again I asked him what did you say and he said it again and this time I heard him and was positive.It was what I heard he said.Why don't you suck my Dick a little?But I was blown away first of all for somebody to have the audacity to do that to a stranger and their work area secondly, I was surprised that he thought it would even work in my head. I imagined it grabbing an alternator and just swap and website ahead. Of course, naturally. I was like. I don't want to lose my job so all I said was get the f*** out of here. The things people say to people thinking that that's normal is beyond ridiculous and beyond acceptable. I'm using text to type.I'm hoping this came out right?I'm kind of busy , but I wanted to get my other of many stories out there anyways hope everybody has a good day

 

[FoxtrotJulietRomeo]

Absolutely - and I've posted this on another thread so apologies if you've already read it but it still makes me grin today!

Something I remember from 45 years ago but still laugh about today; I was staying with my girlfriend as her parents had gone on holiday. We'd decided that it would be nice for them if we redecorated the living room while they were away but of course being young (both 18), energetic and having a house completely to ourselves, this also involved a LOT of sex, any time, any place etc etc.

One afternoon we were on the sofa banging like a gate in a gale when the radio DJ said "...and whatever you're doing, you're doing it better with Radio 1!" and suddenly, I wasn't!!

I went down faster than the Titanic but we laughed about it and still so if by any chance you're reading this Paul Burnett, thanks a bunch!! https://forum.oneclickchicks.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

That same week, we also managed to break a bed. These were the old-style, hardwood head and footboard, angle frame with diamond wire etc. Once again, we were going for it big style when one of the foot-end corners let go and dropped to the floor. We paused very briefly then decided "fuck it!" and carried on. Unfortunately the increased load then proceeded to break the other end and we ended up in a cartoon-style heap of woodwork but not before we'd both exploded like a volcano.

We fixed the bed later - much later!

 

[RammyTx]

Damn... That....that really sucks.im sorry that was your first experience

I don't understand what happened here, did he shrink at the thought of getting her knocked up or did he explode all over her? haha

 

[razor33a]

I don't understand what happened here, did he shrink at the thought of getting her knocked up or did he explode all over her? haha

Didn't shrink but definitely found some other way of relief.

 

[Easyvirtue]

Had a fling with a former coworker for a few years. I chased her for about 6 months till the first night she succumbed to my advances. We’re heavily making out on the couch she whispers “eat my pussy!” The shivers that ripped through my body made me feel like a teenage boy again!

 

[apom]

Do you recall the thing someone said to you that one time that just absolutely broke you? Maybe you were hanging on to your dignity or self control by a thread, but that was that?

I can start. I was at my studio trying to work, and she was texting me to get in my head / pants. I confessed to being stressed out and struggling to concentrate, and her response was "you just need to feel your cock sinking into a good ass". For some reason the oddness of the "a good ass" phrasing really drove me sideways. Still think about it years later.

I'd been the slave to a guy online for about six months when I asked him what I was to him.

"There are women you love. There are women you fuck. There are women you use. There are toilets, and then there's you."

 

[TravisAW]

An early love simply saying "I don't love you any more" was like a dagger to the heart. A tough one to get over.

 

[Mrs_and_mr]

I was with a woman who loved to inflict pain. I stayed in the relationship too long. It was the day after she had gone a little too far. I had multiple hematoma on my back to the point where my shirt was sticking to them. I mentioned it to her and got out a med kit to put antiseptic on them. She told me she had something to help. She ended up putting liquid septic on my back which burned really bad when I said something she just said “so”. That was the end of out relationship.

 

[Mike130]

I was in college and my girlfriend at the time was an extremely pretty and horny nursing student, we would fuck up to 7 times a day. Anyways, she was the first girl to talk dirty to me.
“Feed me!”
“I want to milk you dry!”

 

[MakeMeWetAF]

Had a fling with a former coworker for a few years. I chased her for about 6 months till the first night she succumbed to my advances. We’re heavily making out on the couch she whispers “eat my pussy!” The shivers that ripped through my body made me feel like a teenage boy again!

That's sexy as hell. I can imagine the pent up desperation for a good, hard fucking and devouring between you both after 6 months. It makes the long game so worth it...

 

[EmmAgain]

“God needed another little angel” when my 6yo cousin died in excruciating agony from congenital renal failure.

I’d rather hear about a flawed, hapless God than one who brings babies into the world to torture for years just as part of a celestial recruitment drive.