Why do we Litify everything?

[Five_Inch_Heels]

I see a thread talking about computer systems and referring to a 'backend problem'.


Where does my mind go?

 

[iwatchus]

I make comments to the fam sporadically and the SO says you’ve been writing too much.

 

[AlinaX]

I see a thread talking about computer systems and referring to a 'backend problem'.


Where does my mind go?

The trouble with humans is that they've only got 2-3 usable ports. If only there were a way of plugging a hub into one. Think how many more devices could be inserted that way.

 

[StillStunned]

The trouble with humans is that they've only got 2-3 usable ports. If only there were a way of plugging a hub into one. Think how many more devices could be inserted that way.

In Red Dwarf:
"I've located what I presume is the recharging socket..."

 

[stickygirl]

In Red Dwarf:
"I've located what I presume is the recharging socket..."

Red dwarf ‘She’s got all those inny and outy bits’ Best description of a woman

 

[StillStunned]

Red dwarf ‘She’s got all those inny and outy bits’ Best description of a woman

"You make love like a Japanese dinner. Tiny portions, but there are so many courses!"

 

[Erozetta]

I see a thread talking about computer systems and referring to a 'backend problem'.


Where does my mind go?

I've been doing this since long before Lit existed.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I've been doing this since long before Lit existed.

It's worse for adolescents. That wasn't much to look at over fifty years ago. I became a fan of women's figure skating on Wide World of Sports. I loved it when those ladies skated backwards and their little skirts flew up. Or they twirled around with one leg in the air. "Jesus, this is a constant display of female panties."

Same thing with women's tennis. Chris Evert knew what she was doing.

https://media.gettyimages.com/id/32...=33mM9gv4x3v2lGnfhPkYMYk3xYf_EP--IcFX6ao3Tfw=

Sorry, I can't identify who this is.

https://www.iceskatingintnl.com/images/sk8can/sk8can 2006 leung fs.jpg

 

[Texienne]

Sorry, I can't identify who this is.

https://www.iceskatingintnl.com/images/sk8can/sk8can 2006 leung fs.jpg

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It's Mira Leung, if you're interested to know.

 

[onehitwanda]

I can't read "Tab a into slot b" any more because of that wench @EmilyMiller

 

[EmilyMiller]

I can't read "Tab a into slot b" any more because of that wench @EmilyMiller

 

[Trionyx]

Isn’t it tab a into slot a and tab b into slot b? If it’s tab a into slot b, it belongs in LW.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

It's Prong P into Slut C.

 

[gunhilltrain]

This monument in Pelham Bay Park is pretty suggestive.

https://www.gothamgazette.com/images/bronx-victory-memorial.jpg

The Victory Lady at the top is even more sexualized.

https://www.gothamgazette.com/images/bronx-victory-memorial-winged.jpg

Of course I had to use this in a story. The guy having a picnic with his girlfriend says, "Did the mason ask, 'Are you sure you want me to carve this wording?' "

 

[KittyOfSteele]

I thought that was just being Caribbean... or Greek.

 

[onehitwanda]

The Victory Lady at the top is even more sexualized.

This is something that Europeans (and we Brits, or at least some of us anyway) don't really understand. Boobs are boobs, there's nothing particularly sexual about them.

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This is smack-bang in front of the Austrian parliament.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Boobs are boobs, there's nothing particularly sexual about them.

Yeah, right.

BOOBZ!!

 

[ElectricBlue]

This is something that Europeans (and we Brits, or at least some of us anyway) don't really understand. Boobs are boobs, there's nothing particularly sexual about them.

View attachment 2564789

This is smack-bang in front of the Austrian parliament.

Yeah, but you don't get the bit five minutes later. His eyes are moving downwards, for sure.

 

[gunhilltrain]

This is something that Europeans (and we Brits, or at least some of us anyway) don't really understand. Boobs are boobs, there's nothing particularly sexual about them.



This is smack-bang in front of the Austrian parliament.

I think Victory Lady is showing some pubic hair; her skirt is sliding down her left thigh.

 

[onehitwanda]

Oh you guys.

 

[iwatchus]

This is something that Europeans (and we Brits, or at least some of us anyway) don't really understand. Boobs are boobs, there's nothing particularly sexual about them.

View attachment 2564789

This is smack-bang in front of the Austrian parliament.

I think the Saint Sofia statue in Sofia, Bulgaria is amazingly sexy for a statue of a saint. Her breasts are mostly covered, although leaving substantial cleavage. And she has serious nipples protruding through her gown.

https://pin.it/3YriFbgJh

 

[Actingup]

This is something that Europeans (and we Brits, or at least some of us anyway) don't really understand. Boobs are boobs, there's nothing particularly sexual about them.

View attachment 2564789

This is smack-bang in front of the Austrian parliament.

Oh my goodness. All the Europeans that I've known have understood that a perfect piece of aesthetic design can have multiple functions.

 

[SmilingLez]

The trouble with humans is that they've only got 2-3 usable ports. If only there were a way of plugging a hub into one. Think how many more devices could be inserted that way.

My mind immediately pictured an (mouth, anus, vag) insertable toy with three outlets (inny or outy ports) each for group play. Sort of like a power strip

 

[dream_yahoozie]

The trouble with humans is that they've only got 2-3 usable ports

On a good day all three

 

[Rustyoznail]

It's worse for adolescents. That wasn't much to look at over fifty years ago. I became a fan of women's figure skating on Wide World of Sports. I loved it when those ladies skated backwards and their little skirts flew up. Or they twirled around with one leg in the air. "Jesus, this is a constant display of female panties."

I wanted to do ice dancing because of this lift...

And yes, everything gets Litified. "Sorry, I thought you said no holes barred..."