The Art of Getting Lit Laid

[jacfox]

Seriously though,
I think that's what I miss the most ....
Sexual passion ...
I get compassionate passion and even mutual passionate.....
But we just art as sexual as I'd like...

Me too, though I do get sexual passion on Lit, just not IRL

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Me too, though I do get sexual passion on Lit, just not IRL

Yes sexual passion on Lit is awesome.

We can step outside our own normal self and explore with others in a safe environment without judgements.

Allowing us to discover ourselves as much as we discover others

 

[OnaTangent]

Getting Lit Laid is a fascinating dance sometimes. It's all about the chemistry, as with any intimate interaction. But, so much depends on the style and skill of the participants to manage subtle interactions in a digital environment. How to interpret long pauses, missed or misinterpreted signals or just the inability to capture how you want to convey your feelings within the text.

It is a fraught endeavor but when it clicks it can be intensely fulfilling and opens the imagination to many things that would be much more difficult to explore otherwise.

 

[subdudeme13]

I can't think of something to top this.
This was brilliant, @Hornymwtxn !

Challenge extended: beat @Hornymwtxn 's motto:
I came for the sex.
Stayed for the sex.

I came for the sex
Stayed for the sex
Pumped out enough cum to float a battleship!

does that work?

 

[Greylag]

My partner moved out last month. Are stand-in partners available? All persuasions welcome.

Oh partner is a partner short term, long term, or stand in….. and welcome

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I came for the sex
Stayed for the sex
Pumped out enough cum to float a battleship!

does that work?

All I can think of is that old commercial....."you sank my battleship!"

 

[OnaTangent]

Uh oh...hide the submarine...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Uh oh...hide the submarine...

Up periscope.

Has a mind of it's own tho

 

[OnaTangent]

.... guiding the submarine into his nice tight berth

 

[Hornymwtxn]

.... guiding the submarine into his nice tight berth

Sonar can help in that endeavor.

When you hear the oooohs and ahhhhs... Success

 

[OnaTangent]

Mmmm.... sounds of success

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Mmmm.... sounds of success

Beep beep beep

Like the forklifts when they backup.

 

[OnaTangent]

Forklifts and submarines in a thread about getting Lit Laid....how creative!!

 

[jacfox]

Nothing if not creative here. Climax Unlimited TM is probably our most spectacular enterprise so far

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Forklifts and submarines in a thread about getting Lit Laid....how creative!!

Wait till you hear about those 2 person hang gliders.

I can't be the only person who has thought of that! Right!?!

 

[OnaTangent]

The hangglider sounds diceier than the time a woman gave me a reach around hand job through my jeans on a motorcycle

 

[Hornymwtxn]

The hangglider sounds diceier than the time a woman gave me a reach around hand job through my jeans on a motorcycle

She just thought it was a stick shift apparently

 

[OnaTangent]

She definitely knew how to handle it

 

[jacfox]

Did you reach your destination quickly?

 

[OnaTangent]

I rode right through the first one but she insisted we pull over to finish things the right way.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

She definitely knew how to handle it

Hopefully with some double clutching and some grinding too

 

[jacfox]

I rode right through the first one but she insisted we pull over to finish things the right way.

Safety first, right? A new definition o safe sex

 

[OnaTangent]

Absolutely

 

[Carmina24]

Oh my...

 

[OnaTangent]

Oh my...

Thank heavens for quiet country back roads