🙄What Made You Roll Your Eyes Today?🙄

[ccs29745]

Some peoples inability to keep vehicle in their lane

 

[Taegul]

Politics. So-called Journalism. Every day.

 

[Taegul]

"Payroll will be closing early on Friday to celebrate Payroll Appreciation Week..."

WTF? Am i the only one who doesn't get an appreciation day/week/month? I want balloons, dammit! I want confetti, dammit! I want a standing ovation, dammit!

Celebrate me. NOW!!!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Multiple PM's with the exact same wording from an account with 1 post that was created suspiciously recently.

That's not catfishy at all.

 

[NippleMuncher]

An interaction with a narrow minded, argumentative, reality fabricating nitwit.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The shirts some people consider appropriate to wear to family-oriented community events.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

The shirts some people consider appropriate to wear to family-oriented community events.

I drove past a house today that had a big sign that said "send nudes". Thought to myself that I don't envy parents driving past hearing "what's noods?" from the booster seats.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I drove past a house today that had a big sign that said "send nudes". Thought to myself that I don't envy parents driving past hearing "what's noods?" from the booster seats.

Well now you're just giving me ideas for yard decor.

 

[Tallulah82]

Myself. My god, I can procrastinate like a pro, then hussle like a not-pro.

 

[TongueLust]

Myself. My god, I can procrastinate like a pro, then hussle like a not-pro.

You need a better pimp.

 

[MindYaBitness]

A worthless meeting

 

[cheekygirl75]

A couple of posts (though now I can’t remember what they were, I just remember rolling my eyes )

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Someone on their high horse.

 

[Anastasia1999]

A Porsche driver flashing his lights at me while I was overtaking a car at 170km/h.

Gobshite.

 

[gran_pron]

nothing at all, i must be comfortably numb by now.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Someone on their high horse.

I prefer the coin operated ones outside of Kmart...

 

[Sexy_Singer]

A Porsche driver flashing his lights at me while I was overtaking a car at 170km/h.

Gobshite.

But...Porsches are always right.

 

[MissSNG]

Being interrupted not once but twice today.. at the worst possible times

 

[Pad_Foot]

Turning off 2 of 3 vibes on a toy and later thinking they were busted

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I prefer the coin operated ones outside of Kmart...

You still have Kmart?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

You still have Kmart?

No but I sure do miss those blue light specials!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

No but I sure do miss those blue light specials!

Me too! Their brand of clothing was the bomb. I miss it!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Being interrupted not once but twice today.. at the worst possible times

mid orgasm?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I prefer the coin operated ones outside of Kmart...

Checks out.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

When customers email with the most daft questions