~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Sexydrana]

He secretly trains pigeons to give motivational speeches

@EMPTYSTAR is actually an empty black hole… look out everyone!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

He secretly trains pigeons to give motivational speeches

Is secretly a pigeon who sat in on the last speech

 

[UsuallyPresent]

@EMPTYSTAR is actually an empty black hole… look out everyone!

@Sexydrana - that sucks! Helps explain all the cameras you have aimed at all the windows around your home, tho'.... Ass-tronomers are known for their fascination with glASS

 

[EMPTYSTAR]

@EMPTYSTAR is actually an empty black hole… look out everyone!

I'm renovating!!!

Is secretly a pigeon who sat in on the last speech

Everytime he sneezed during the speech, three pigeons got evicted

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Thought Ted Talks were done by the little Teddy Bear

 

[Sexydrana]

Thought Ted Talks were done by the little Teddy Bear

wants to dress up as a bear furry to give that Ted Talk!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

wants to dress up as a bear furry to give that Ted Talk!

Is one of the guest speakers at said Ted Talk, giving her dissertation on who funds the Paw Patrol and is there government oversight

 

[Sexydrana]

Is one of the guest speakers at said Ted Talk, giving her dissertation on who funds the Paw Patrol and is there government oversight

Dared me to do it topless but I thought that would be too distracting so I wore pasties…

 

[MrPimms]

Dared me to do it topless but I thought that would be too distracting so I wore pasties…

Ordered the wrong pasties and was hounded by everyone wanting a Greggs

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Dared me to do it topless but I thought that would be too distracting so I wore pasties…

JUST pasties.

It was news to me that they made whole-body pasties, however!

 

[Sunlover102]

JUST pasties.

It was news to me that they made whole-body pasties, however!

Is usually present but takes zero notice of what you are saying.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Is usually present but takes zero notice of what you are saying.

Hrmm?

Lives in a cloud.

 

[Sexydrana]

Ordered the wrong pasties and was hounded by everyone wanting a Greggs

And that’s why they covered my whole body…

JUST pasties.

It was news to me that they made whole-body pasties, however!

I have a feeling you changed my cart order!

Hrmm?

Lives in a cloud.

Descended from Olympus to have his wicked way with us mere mortals

 

[Justabaldguy70]

And that’s why they covered my whole body…

I have a feeling you changed my cart order!


Descended from Olympus to have his wicked way with us mere mortals

She likes her boobs covered in mayonnaise while she hula hoops to Lionel Richie songs

 

[Sexydrana]

She likes her boobs covered in mayonnaise while she hula hoops to Lionel Richie songs

Where’d you put that camera because the details you knew…
@Justabaldguy70 dream job was to be a judge for a wet t shirt contest but he kept trying to rig for me to win and out of fairness for the other ladies he was removed from his duties promptly.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

@Sexydrana still won once @Justabaldguy70 was removed

 

[Sexydrana]

@UsuallyPresent was the replacement judge.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

@UsuallyPresent was the replacement judge.

Nah, I just bought him off with @Sexydrana images.

She did almost get sacked, tho’, cuz latex and leather strapping are non traditional choice for apparel at wet t-shirt contests

 

[Sexydrana]

The ad said come as you are so I came like that

@UsuallyPresent, however, loves his women only in satin wear, said he wasn’t into that kinky leather stuff… idk

 

[PotNoodle79]

Uses a potato peeler to shave their legs

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Is named that due to a taboo relationship with a pasta extruder

 

[EctoJohn]

Broke the laws of physics, but only paid a fine.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Broke the laws of physics, but only paid a fine.

Twas a fine line to dance upon.

Tried to do the Brooklyn Shuffle then realized he had no feet. No wonder ghosts get cranky

 

[Sexydrana]

@UsuallyPresent loves to call the ghostbusters on @EctoJohn just to see him get his ectoplasm everywhere.

 

[EctoJohn]

@UsuallyPresent loves to call the ghostbusters on @EctoJohn just to see him get his ectoplasm everywhere.

Just gonna say this: The "no ghost" logo implies I'm on the Ghostbuster side of things. :/