UsuallyPresent
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Likes rocks. Especially cracks in rocks.
~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~
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Sexydrana
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Gets off licking rocks he finds on the ground. Drop it @UsuallyPresent! It’s just a rock!
UsuallyPresent
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Likes making guys get off rocks, especially licker-first.
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Lick her? You hardly know her! Wait… I remember where I am now…
@UsuallyPresent won’t admit it but he too was a “crystal girlie”, you still have that moldavite?
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@UsuallyPresent origins are inorganic… scientists are baffled!
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@tommyt125 go to karaoke song when he gets drunk is “Welcome to the Black Parade” by My Chemical Romance because it was never just a phase mom!
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@Sexydrana remains focused because she was never just aphasia
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@UsuallyPresent is actually very vanilla more than I am!
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Is really the last American virgin and not a Virgo... Capricorn she is
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"Vanilla’s so sweet, the finest flavor/ You’ll like it so much you’ll have to sign a waiver"
Clearly, @Sexydrana is the lyrical genius behind Bare Naked Ladies’ musical success
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Addicted to artificial tears.
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Supplies said tears...
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A pinch of this, a spank of that…. Whaddaya mean, those are natural?!?
Her glasses are fake, she just loves hi lighting her eyes & stare…
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UsuallyPresent
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I know nuzzingk! (And lots of other misspellings)
She never lies, hanging by her heels to sleep.
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His heels... thanks for letting me borrow them..ur feet are incredibly small..I know what "they" say
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You’re quite welcome, I have several pairs that size in my Barbie collection. Very pink!
Her innocent face is maintained via excessive blood flow, due in large part to hanging from her heels whilst sleeping.
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@UsuallyPresent would sleep upside down, but he hates waking up in the morning with his morning wood slapping him awake.
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I have no defense - it wakes me at ITS will!
@Sexydrana can always tell you the temperature. She always keeps a thermometer in line-of-sight.
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Has a Ben and Jerry's flavor named after him...but he keeps it a secret
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Who wants golden caramel in black licorice ice cream, anywhoo?
@Ratchetman1982 has a hidden distillery behind his shop made from a '03 Chevy Blazer's radiator & multiple 50-gallon drums.
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