~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Ratchetman1982]

@UsuallyPresent has an outrageous amount of Hot Wheels cars that he totally doesn't still play with. No sir. Not at all. Vroooooooom

 

[Sexydrana]

@UsuallyPresent has an outrageous amount of Hot Wheels cars that he totally doesn't still play with. No sir. Not at all. Vroooooooom

Said we were all invited to his birthday party but everyone should know it’s Barbie World themed. He’s a little delayed on the Barbie hype but you know let’s humor him…

 

[UsuallyPresent]

@UsuallyPresent has an outrageous amount of Hot Wheels cars that he totally doesn't still play with. No sir. Not at all. Vroooooooom

He clearly lusts after my Hot Wheels collection. EEEEwww. Quit it, you'll ruin the cardboard backing cards like that, dude!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Said we were all invited to his birthday party but everyone should know it’s Barbie World themed. He’s a little delayed on the Barbie hype but you know let’s humor him…

She just wants to be wrapped in plastic. (Latex is a plastic, right?) So fantastic!

 

[SusanHoward]

I’m not Margot Robbie, but I adore wearing a pink miniskirt too! ‍

 

[Ratchetman1982]

@SusanHoward has been on every episode of The Bachelor since it first started airing. If you look in the bushes, you will see the truth

 

[SusanHoward]

I never got grass or any other stains from any bushes.

 

[Jodaily]

Pays extra to the cleaner to get the grass stains out of the knees of her clothes

 

[Sexydrana]

Pays extra to the cleaner to get the grass stains out of the knees of her clothes

Knows how to get the stains out because of years of having to clean them himself.

 

[Jodaily]

Knows how to get the stains out because of years of having to clean them himself.

Now now, these are supposed to be lies.

And with your experienced help I’ve gotten good at it.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Can turn any two words into a contraction

 

[SimplyMsT]

He has a body of a God ...

 

[Ratchetman1982]

He has a body of a God ...

She's right!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

He has a body of a God ...

She is a goddess aborning - just, don't ask which one.

 

[Sexydrana]

She is a goddess aborning - just, don't ask which one.

@UsuallyPresent’s mom called me and said, whoever keeps sending large photos to his PO Box with those interesting nudes, please stop . Because the gallery only has so much room and if you can size them down just a little, that would be great!

 

[tommyt125]

Has a 6 foot by 8 foot nude self portrait in her bedroom

 

[MrPimms]

@UsuallyPresent’s mom called me and said, whoever keeps sending large photos to his PO Box with those interesting nudes, please stop . Because the gallery only has so much room and if you can size them down just a little, that would be great!

Has shares in a major button factory, hers keep popping off the shirts.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Has shares in a major button factory, hers keep popping off the shirts.

He is a supplier of defective buttons to that factory!

 

[Jodaily]

And he is mad because he keeps missing this.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Whereas @Jodaily is mad due to the button that popped into his eye. Blink, man! Blink!

 

[Sexydrana]

Whereas @Jodaily is mad due to the button that popped into his eye. Blink, man! Blink!

He was the one to make the button pop off knowing Jo was nearby. Why you gotta aim at him like that! Rude!

 

[Justabaldguy70]

He was the one to make the button pop off knowing Jo was nearby. Why you gotta aim at him like that! Rude!

Purposely leaves her buttons undone and claims they must’ve popped off by accident

 

[Jodaily]

Sells defective button thread to women’s clothing manufacturers

 

[UsuallyPresent]

@Jodaily has perfected the art of remote button-flinging. Which makes the button-to-the-eye quite masochistic!

 

[tommyt125]

Only surfs LIT while poopin