Begin your sentence with..........

[wigglypuss]

You have just earned yourself 6000 tax credits, congratulations

 

[CiaoSteve]

Congratulations was a Eurovision Song Contest entry for Cliff Richard

 

[wigglypuss]

Richard Starkey is a famous drummer but he started a long long time before I was born.

 

[ccs29745]

Born to be overworked, underpaid and underla.... would you look at the time.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Time to chance my arm and take the gamble I should have done many years before

 

[wigglypuss]

Before Literotica, there was....................................................nothing.

 

[Seokrocks]

Nothing hurts as much as being ghosted by someone you value and trust.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Trust is hard to earn and easy to lose

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Lose the victim mentality and take responsibility for your actions.

 

[Abeona1]

Actions speak louder than words

 

[PotNoodle79]

Words are what we use to construct sentences and phrases, such as "one day, I want to visit Kalamazoo"

 

[CiaoSteve]

Kalamazoo... isn't that somewhere in the Himalaya's, or is that Kathmandu?

 

[Seokrocks]

Kathmandu is a great homophonic word, what would the cat man do?

 

[PotNoodle79]

Do you know the true identity of the cat man?

 

[CiaoSteve]

Man, how did we get from tax credits to cats in the space of just a few posts?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Man, how did we get from tax credits to cats in the space of just a few posts?

I mean, be thankful we haven't hit the Hitler/Nazi comparisons...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Comparisons usually make men a little nervous - best if women just agreed to lie...

 

[wigglypuss]

Lie with me and there will be no more comparisons, the others will all be forgotten.

 

[MrPimms]

Forgotten was etched on the stone, she didn’t want to pay for the ‘not’ at the start

 

[EctoJohn]

Start of class begins at 8 am sharp.

 

[ccs29745]

Sharp was a big in electronics back in the day.

 

[EctoJohn]

Day or night, I always seem to find myself here.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Here is where hopes and dreams come to side horrible death.

 

[CiaoSteve]

Death... death... all I said was you cannot hear me, so are you not a little deaf?

 

[Abeona1]

Deaf to the language of love.