Last words spoken out loud with no one around

[Meekly_Anna]

‘That idiot, I think I'm going to puke.’

Short explanation: I have a very sensitive nose, I smell many things more intensely. This has the disadvantage that I'm often sitting unsuspectingly at a meal and then suddenly some food is held up to my face and ‘Is this spoilt, darling?’.
Strangely enough, my expertise is completely ignored when it comes to aftershave. Personally, I think: less is more and nothing is even better still. People should smell like people and not like a fertiliser truck that has driven into a flower shop and exploded. But never mind, not the point.
I have strongly advised the love of my life, the light of my days, the joy of my nights (if it happens) and father of my children not to buy this aftershave under any circumstances.
He did it anyway. And used it. And meets up with his friends afterwards. OK, I don't have to smell it as I'm not there.
BUT THE BATHROOM NOW SMELLS LIKE AN AUSTRALIAN WANDERING WHOREHOUSES IN WHICH A DECAYING BADGER LIES AFTER IT DIARRHOEED!

 

[TongueLust]

Wrong tree to climb.

 

[VamPal1]

Waiting for the next fascist wimp to attack me on an adult forum.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Some people's children

 

[PotNoodle79]

Oh come onnnnn!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've no idea what time it is.

 

[WS_D]

Fuck

 

[jonnoback]

‘That idiot, I think I'm going to puke.’

Short explanation: I have a very sensitive nose, I smell many things more intensely. This has the disadvantage that I'm often sitting unsuspectingly at a meal and then suddenly some food is held up to my face and ‘Is this spoilt, darling?’.
Strangely enough, my expertise is completely ignored when it comes to aftershave. Personally, I think: less is more and nothing is even better still. People should smell like people and not like a fertiliser truck that has driven into a flower shop and exploded. But never mind, not the point.
I have strongly advised the love of my life, the light of my days, the joy of my nights (if it happens) and father of my children not to buy this aftershave under any circumstances.
He did it anyway. And used it. And meets up with his friends afterwards. OK, I don't have to smell it as I'm not there.
BUT THE BATHROOM NOW SMELLS LIKE AN AUSTRALIAN WANDERING WHOREHOUSES IN WHICH A DECAYING BADGER LIES AFTER IT DIARRHOEED!

So you don’t like it then? Has he taken the hint? Does that mean you have to open the window?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Why do they all have the same name??

 

[Meekly_Anna]

So you don’t like it then? Has he taken the hint? Does that mean you have to open the window?

A man taking a hind? Which planet are you from did you say?

 

[Strixaluco]

‘That idiot, I think I'm going to puke.’

Short explanation: I have a very sensitive nose, I smell many things more intensely. This has the disadvantage that I'm often sitting unsuspectingly at a meal and then suddenly some food is held up to my face and ‘Is this spoilt, darling?’.
Strangely enough, my expertise is completely ignored when it comes to aftershave. Personally, I think: less is more and nothing is even better still. People should smell like people and not like a fertiliser truck that has driven into a flower shop and exploded. But never mind, not the point.
I have strongly advised the love of my life, the light of my days, the joy of my nights (if it happens) and father of my children not to buy this aftershave under any circumstances.
He did it anyway. And used it. And meets up with his friends afterwards. OK, I don't have to smell it as I'm not there.
BUT THE BATHROOM NOW SMELLS LIKE AN AUSTRALIAN WANDERING WHOREHOUSES IN WHICH A DECAYING BADGER LIES AFTER IT DIARRHOEED!

Some people indeed don't get that it's not just about liking vs not liking, but a smell may indeed make others sick. In the least version it's comparable to pain - not something you can just choose to ignore.

For me, smells in the tram may mean I'm sick the next night, destroying my next day too. My partner knows not to use fragrances. Not even the ones I'd actually like, because my health will still react to them.

 

[jonnoback]

A man taking a hind? Which planet are you from did you say?

Ha! The same one as you BTW.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Planet Domedaily?

 

[TongueLust]

Oh fuck!
After an orgasm

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Damn you look good today girl!

 

[Strixaluco]

...i just wish you were here all week. I know you can't , but I'd need it.

 

[sister jenny]

I bet his cock is huge.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

I shoulda made that trade.

 

[Xerxes82]

Daaaaamn. I'm glad I wandered through there, that's the best thing I'm going to see all day.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

"I was thinking the same thing."

 

[barefootgirl69]

I dislike you fervently.

 

[smtst5]

Miss you buddy

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I dislike you fervently.

"fervently"

That's a damn good word.

 

[LittleMissSunshine12]

ooh bonus biscuit!

 

[PotNoodle79]

ooh bonus biscuit!

What biscuit?
Jammy Dodger?
HobNob?
Bourbon?