The Art of Getting Lit Laid

[WhispersandWants]

Hey guys, help me develop our drinks menu please....I need more ideas...

Getting Lit Laid – Shots List

Body Shot - Served only off someone else. Salt where you dare, lime where you please.

Blow Job - Hands-free. (Note: Carmina24 is NOT the bartender)

Kamikaze Kiss - Hits hard, disappears fast, leaves you dizzy wanting more.

Slippery Nipple - Sweet, creamy, and dangerously addictive.

Orgasm Bomb - Dropped in fast, explodes slow. Handle with care.

One-Night Stand - Over before you know it… but unforgettable in the morning.

The Quickie - No chaser, no mercy, straight to the point.

Cum in a Coconut - Exotic, creamy, and makes you giggle when you order it out loud.

Hi all,

Sorry I am new here, hope it is OK to just leap in and make some suggestions....
Dirty Secret – Dark, sweet, and leaves a stain you can’t quite wash out.
Tongue Twister – Starts smooth, then ties you up in knots.
Afternoon Delight – Light, fizzy, and way too easy to go back for seconds.
Screaming Orgasm – Loud, messy, and everyone nearby will know what you’re having.
Naughty by Nature – A little wild, a little sweet, but guaranteed to leave marks.
Tie Me Up Tonic – Bitter bite, teasing fizz, finishes with a slow burn.
French Kiss – All lips and linger, tastes better the longer you hold it.
Whipped & Tipped – Creamy top, strong base, always ends with a grin.
Walk of Shame – Strong enough to forget, wicked enough to regret.
Face Sit Fizz – Leaves you breathless, dripping, and begging for more bubbles.
Ass to Mouth – Goes down dirty, comes back unexpected. Not for the faint of heart.
Cream Pie Chaser – Sticky, sweet, and guaranteed to leave a mess.
Deep Throat Drop – Long, hard swallow… try not to gag.
Spit or Swallow – Either way, you’re getting it all.
Anal on Ice – Cold at first, but the burn creeps in fast.
DP Double Shot – Two at once, hard to handle, unforgettable if you can.
Dirty Sanchez – Wrong in all the right ways. You’ll hate yourself, then order another.
Pussy Drip – Wet, slick, and sweet on your lips.
Cock-Slap Sour – Stings a little, then makes your mouth water.
Butt Plug Bomb – Tight fit in the glass, explodes once it’s in.
Grind & Guzzle – Rough, messy, and leaves you sore in the best way.
Throatfuck Tequila – Slammed in hard, no breathing, just gagging heat down your throat.
Cum Dumpster Colada – Thick, creamy, and guaranteed to leave you dripping white.
Buttfuck Bourbon – Burns going in, leaves you loose and sloppy after.
Gangbang Grenade – Five shots at once, sprayed everywhere. Good luck cleaning up.
Rimjob Rum – Licked clean around the edges before you swallow it down.
Piss Play Punch – Golden, warm, and dirty as hell. Only for the truly thirsty.
Fisting Fizz – Starts with a stretch, ends with a pop that shakes the table.
Squirt Shooter – Messy, wet, and leaves the counter soaked.
Cumshot Espresso – Hot, thick, sticky, shoots straight in your mouth.
Choke & Stroke – Goes down while a hand squeezes your throat tight.
Ass Blast Bomb – Plug it, pound it, then let it explode inside you.
Bukakke Breeze – Frosty, cold, and finishes with a creamy rain shower.

 

[Carmina24]

Hi all,

Sorry I am new here, hope it is OK to just leap in and make some suggestions....
Dirty Secret – Dark, sweet, and leaves a stain you can’t quite wash out.
Tongue Twister – Starts smooth, then ties you up in knots.
Afternoon Delight – Light, fizzy, and way too easy to go back for seconds.
Screaming Orgasm – Loud, messy, and everyone nearby will know what you’re having.
Naughty by Nature – A little wild, a little sweet, but guaranteed to leave marks.
Tie Me Up Tonic – Bitter bite, teasing fizz, finishes with a slow burn.
French Kiss – All lips and linger, tastes better the longer you hold it.
Whipped & Tipped – Creamy top, strong base, always ends with a grin.
Walk of Shame – Strong enough to forget, wicked enough to regret.
Face Sit Fizz – Leaves you breathless, dripping, and begging for more bubbles.
Ass to Mouth – Goes down dirty, comes back unexpected. Not for the faint of heart.
Cream Pie Chaser – Sticky, sweet, and guaranteed to leave a mess.
Deep Throat Drop – Long, hard swallow… try not to gag.
Spit or Swallow – Either way, you’re getting it all.
Anal on Ice – Cold at first, but the burn creeps in fast.
DP Double Shot – Two at once, hard to handle, unforgettable if you can.
Dirty Sanchez – Wrong in all the right ways. You’ll hate yourself, then order another.
Pussy Drip – Wet, slick, and sweet on your lips.
Cock-Slap Sour – Stings a little, then makes your mouth water.
Butt Plug Bomb – Tight fit in the glass, explodes once it’s in.
Grind & Guzzle – Rough, messy, and leaves you sore in the best way.
Throatfuck Tequila – Slammed in hard, no breathing, just gagging heat down your throat.
Cum Dumpster Colada – Thick, creamy, and guaranteed to leave you dripping white.
Buttfuck Bourbon – Burns going in, leaves you loose and sloppy after.
Gangbang Grenade – Five shots at once, sprayed everywhere. Good luck cleaning up.
Rimjob Rum – Licked clean around the edges before you swallow it down.
Piss Play Punch – Golden, warm, and dirty as hell. Only for the truly thirsty.
Fisting Fizz – Starts with a stretch, ends with a pop that shakes the table.
Squirt Shooter – Messy, wet, and leaves the counter soaked.
Cumshot Espresso – Hot, thick, sticky, shoots straight in your mouth.
Choke & Stroke – Goes down while a hand squeezes your throat tight.
Ass Blast Bomb – Plug it, pound it, then let it explode inside you.
Bukakke Breeze – Frosty, cold, and finishes with a creamy rain shower.

Wow, that is quite a list!

 

[WhispersandWants]

Wow, that is quite a list!

Yeah..., It would appear that dirty cocktails are something I am good at!

 

[VamPal1]

Don't pick a fascist.

 

[masterslave00]

Don't pick a fascist.

What do you mean @VamPal1 ? Can you enlighten me???

 

[VamPal1]

What do you mean @VamPal1 ? Can you enlighten me???

Duh

 

[masterslave00]

Duh

Well, you remark did not seem to be related to the thread, so I was curious about it. Obviously, you have nothing constructive to say so perhaps you should piss off from this thread, @VamPal1 .

 

[Carmina24]

Well, you remark did not seem to be related to the thread, so I was curious about it. Obviously, you have nothing constructive to say so perhaps you should piss off from this thread, @VamPal1 .

@masterslave00 Thank you!

 

[VamPal1]

Well, you remark did not seem to be related to the thread, so I was curious about it. Obviously, you have nothing constructive to say so perhaps you should piss off from this thread,

 

[VamPal1]

Well, you remark did not seem to be related to the thread, so I was curious about it. Obviously, you have nothing constructive to say so perhaps you should piss off from this thread, @VamPal1 .

Who made you the king of assholes?

 

[Carmina24]

Who made you the king of assholes?

We welcome anyone in our thread who is respectful and engages with us on the topics we choose to share. I’m not sure what you meant by your comment, but I’d like to be clear that I don’t appreciate being told who is or isn’t welcome here.

I do not appreciate you talking to @masterslave00 this way.

That being said, you may find other threads which have your same interests. I wish you a good day.

 

[VamPal1]

We welcome anyone in our thread who is respectful and engages with us on the topics we choose to share. I’m not sure what you meant by your comment, but I’d like to be clear that I don’t appreciate being told who is or isn’t welcome here.

I do not appreciate you talking to @masterslave00 this way.

That being said, you may find other threads which have your same interests. I wish you a good day.

 

[Carmina24]

Who made you the king of assholes?

@masterslave00 is a King in this thread. As with our other members here - they are all royalty in my eyes. I do not tolerate any disrespect to any of them.

 

[VamPal1]

@masterslave00 is a King in this thread. As with our other members here - they are all royalty in my eyes. I do not tolerate any disrespect to any of them.

 

[subdudeme13]

We welcome anyone in our thread who is respectful and engages with us on the topics we choose to share. I’m not sure what you meant by your comment, but I’d like to be clear that I don’t appreciate being told who is or isn’t welcome here.

I do not appreciate you talking to @masterslave00 this way.

That being said, you may find other threads which have your same interests. I wish you a good day.

There is that ignore selection. It works so well!

 

[Carmina24]

I need a drink....anyone else care to join me? We have an expanded drink menu now

 

[Greylag]

Would love to join you Carmina

 

[Greylag]

What do you recommend from the menu

 

[Carmina24]

Hi all,

Sorry I am new here, hope it is OK to just leap in and make some suggestions....
Dirty Secret – Dark, sweet, and leaves a stain you can’t quite wash out.
Tongue Twister – Starts smooth, then ties you up in knots.
Afternoon Delight – Light, fizzy, and way too easy to go back for seconds.
Screaming Orgasm – Loud, messy, and everyone nearby will know what you’re having.
Naughty by Nature – A little wild, a little sweet, but guaranteed to leave marks.
Tie Me Up Tonic – Bitter bite, teasing fizz, finishes with a slow burn.
French Kiss – All lips and linger, tastes better the longer you hold it.
Whipped & Tipped – Creamy top, strong base, always ends with a grin.
Walk of Shame – Strong enough to forget, wicked enough to regret.
Face Sit Fizz – Leaves you breathless, dripping, and begging for more bubbles.
Ass to Mouth – Goes down dirty, comes back unexpected. Not for the faint of heart.
Cream Pie Chaser – Sticky, sweet, and guaranteed to leave a mess.
Deep Throat Drop – Long, hard swallow… try not to gag.
Spit or Swallow – Either way, you’re getting it all.
Anal on Ice – Cold at first, but the burn creeps in fast.
DP Double Shot – Two at once, hard to handle, unforgettable if you can.
Dirty Sanchez – Wrong in all the right ways. You’ll hate yourself, then order another.
Pussy Drip – Wet, slick, and sweet on your lips.
Cock-Slap Sour – Stings a little, then makes your mouth water.
Butt Plug Bomb – Tight fit in the glass, explodes once it’s in.
Grind & Guzzle – Rough, messy, and leaves you sore in the best way.
Throatfuck Tequila – Slammed in hard, no breathing, just gagging heat down your throat.
Cum Dumpster Colada – Thick, creamy, and guaranteed to leave you dripping white.
Buttfuck Bourbon – Burns going in, leaves you loose and sloppy after.
Gangbang Grenade – Five shots at once, sprayed everywhere. Good luck cleaning up.
Rimjob Rum – Licked clean around the edges before you swallow it down.
Piss Play Punch – Golden, warm, and dirty as hell. Only for the truly thirsty.
Fisting Fizz – Starts with a stretch, ends with a pop that shakes the table.
Squirt Shooter – Messy, wet, and leaves the counter soaked.
Cumshot Espresso – Hot, thick, sticky, shoots straight in your mouth.
Choke & Stroke – Goes down while a hand squeezes your throat tight.
Ass Blast Bomb – Plug it, pound it, then let it explode inside you.
Bukakke Breeze – Frosty, cold, and finishes with a creamy rain shower.

@Greylag

 

[Greylag]

@Carmina24 sorry but my favourite up is missing … I like a Wet Pussy

 

[Carmina24]

@Carmina24 sorry but my favourite up is missing … I like a Wet Pussy

Nearly fell off my chair @Greylag
But hey, we aim to please
Our bartender will whip up that drink for you now

 

[Greylag]

May I suggest it is added as it so popular

Wet Pussy is a cheeky, fruity concoction that's simple yet refreshing, featuring crisp vodka, sweet peach schnapps, and a splash of cranberry juice to add just the right amount of tartness and color. It's a spirited, fun shot that works perfectly as a quick, flavorful party starter.

 

[Greylag]

Well thank you @Carmina24 … you will note the reference to tartiness … which seems apt

 

[Carmina24]

Welcome to the Executive Suite of Climax Unlimited

Every empire of pleasure needs its architects… and ours is staffed from the top down:

• CEO (Chief Ecstasy Officer) - steering the vision, keeping us forever on the edge of innovation. @Hornymwtxn
• COO (Chief Operating Officer) - keeping every moving part synchronized, from spark to climax. @mustang_driver
• CFO (Chief Financial Officer) - proving that satisfaction pays dividends. @write_or_wrong
• CIO (Chief Information Officer) - guardian of code, testing, and security - because even fantasies need firewalls. @masterslave00
• Chief R&D Officer (Research & Delight) - conceiving, teasing, and perfecting new ideas. @bestkeptsecret678
• Chief Pleasure Production Officer - turning designs into tangible indulgence, ensuring every release exceeds performance standards. @jacfox
• Chief Technical Officer of Pleasure Engineering - the engineer of thrills, blending precision with provocation. @subdudeme13
• Chief People & Discipline Officer - balancing encouragement and correction, shaping both talent and mischief. @Carmina24
• Director of Endurance & Team Synergy - keeping the stamina high and the team in perfect rhythm. @Artfan2
• Director of Stimulation & Spill Management - keeping intensity at its peak and expertly handling every delicious overflow. @questquilya
• Chief Legal Officer - drafting the rules, then finding the loopholes worth exploring. @okatty35
• Volunteer Testers - the bravest souls of all, putting our creations through their paces and reporting back with thoroughly satisfying reviews. At present, we have just one lone tester… and we’re already milking him dry. More volunteers are desperately needed to share the load. @Noone45
• Minor Stockholder - “minor” in title only; always watching, always ready, and capable of rising far beyond the name @Pad_Foot

And this, dear visitors, is where you come in.

At Climax Unlimited, every guest has a place in our empire. Simply tell us what you’re good at, and we’ll find the position that matches your talents. Titles are negotiable, but enthusiasm is not.

Consider this your invitation. Step forward, claim your place, and let us crown you with the role you were born to play. In lieu of salary, we pay in product - generously tested, thoroughly enjoyed.

If I’ve missed anyone in this list, please let me know and I will correct it - and forgive me. The suite is ever-growing, and every role deserves its place in the hall of pleasure.

Disclaimer
Climax Unlimited (TM) is a fictional company born in this thread. It’s parody, not spam. No actual products or services exist (yet ).

@Greylag and our other guests
We would love to have you on our executive team
What role do you fancy?

 

[Carmina24]

May I suggest it is added as it so popular

Wet Pussy is a cheeky, fruity concoction that's simple yet refreshing, featuring crisp vodka, sweet peach schnapps, and a splash of cranberry juice to add just the right amount of tartness and color. It's a spirited, fun shot that works perfectly as a quick, flavorful party starter.

Done!