🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[pinkparkhorse]

Procrastinating life

 

[MissSNG]

Hey!

I have noticed you’re doing an amazing job and you consistently work your ass off around here when others don’t.
Here's your ass, by the way. You left it by the copier.
I mean, you are slaying this motherfucker and frankly making the rest of us look bad.

So why don’t you take the next two weeks off so we can recalibrate?

With pay, of course.

Hmm?
What do you say?

*swoons*

You know just how to get a girl going

 

[MrMakersMark]

*swoons*

You know just how to get a girl going

Mhm! Get em' going right out the door.

 

[TongueLust]

Preparing a milk and brown sugar bath.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Procrastinating, duh ....

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Drying and cooling off before heading upstairs to shower and get dressed for my dentist appointment...

 

[Chillygirl]

I put my feet up behind my ears. Easier to slide my fingers into my asshole

Dude I’m sure there’s a thread for that AND no need to share everything that pops into your little brain…..thank sweet 7 pound 6 ounce sweet baby Jesus for the ignore button

 

[Mrman69]

Dude I’m sure there’s a thread for that AND no need to share everything that pops into your little brain…..thank sweet 7 pound 6 ounce sweet baby Jesus for the ignore button

Oops

 

[Trubbycat]

Getting ready to go for a flu and covid vax.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Wrapping up some tasks, having a chill day at work (for once).

 

[ericalauren]

I just took an everything shower. Now I'm watching YouTube. I have to babysit in an hour or so.

 

[Chillygirl]

Planning my 4 day weekends for the rest of the year.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Wondering how @Chillygirl knows how much baby Jesus weighed.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Wondering how @Chillygirl knows how much baby Jesus weighed.

Never doubt her skills.

 

[BDA73]

Watching ink masters during lunch

 

[Chillygirl]

Wondering how @Chillygirl knows how much baby Jesus weighed.

I delivered him

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I delivered him

Mary? Or the OBGYN?

 

[Chillygirl]

Mary? Or the OBGYN?

Pshaw like I could claim to be a virgin! I was the midwife! Actually I just happened to be passing by and heard someone yell for a doctor. My nosey ass just had to go look

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I've got Excel on its knees in front of me, asking if it is a good program.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Pshaw like I could claim to be a virgin! I was the midwife! Actually I just happened to be passing by and heard someone yell for a doctor. My nosey ass just had to go look

I mean you didn't have to look you were just really curious about something!!

 

[Madhatter02]

Being lazy in bed

 

[ccs29745]

Laundry

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Wondering why the hell a guy who never asked me out (despite me making myself overly available) and remarried his ex wife would want to follow me on social media.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Wondering why the hell a guy who never asked me out (despite me making myself overly available) and remarried his ex wife would want to follow me on social media.

maybe he is really into cheese? or pierced penis shanking ?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

maybe he is really into cheese? or pierced penis shanking ?

He does like cheese. lol