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Watching Cowboys and Eagles. Hoping Jalen Hurts doesn’t do all the scoring tonight, I got Saquon on my fantasy team
 
Damn it!
Singing ā€œRudolph the Red Nosed Reindeerā€
Apologies if you catch the ear worm as well
 
Listening to a friend ramble on the phone. They go on and on and on and on and on and on and on....well, you get the point. Always about their health.
 
My job is annoying me this morning. Can people stop emailing me, or at least email me with good news?
Girl, if you find a way to make this happen can you let me know??
All I get are problems!

Why is it never an email to say ā€œHey, you’re doing such a great job and we’ve noticed that you consistently work your ass off when others don’t so why don’t you take the next two weeks off, paid!ā€
Is that too much to ask?

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Girl, if you find a way to make this happen can you let me know??
All I get are problems!

Why is it never an email to say ā€œHey, you’re doing such a great job and we’ve noticed that you consistently work your ass off when others don’t so why don’t you take the next two weeks off, paid!ā€
Is that too much to ask?

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If I could find a way to make that happen, I wouldn’t be working anymore, I’d be rich!! šŸ˜‚
 
Girl, if you find a way to make this happen can you let me know??
All I get are problems!

Why is it never an email to say ā€œHey, you’re doing such a great job and we’ve noticed that you consistently work your ass off when others don’t so why don’t you take the next two weeks off, paid!ā€
Is that too much to ask?

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Hey!

I have noticed you’re doing an amazing job and you consistently work your ass off around here when others don’t.
Here's your ass, by the way. You left it by the copier.
I mean, you are slaying this motherfucker and frankly making the rest of us look bad.

So why don’t you take the next two weeks off so we can recalibrate?

With pay, of course.

Hmm?
What do you say?
 
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