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Nice use of emojis...definitely taught me to click. 🤭
Welcome to my thread! :cool:

I only wanted to be different from the other eggplants, but ended up finding such a large variety! Cocks come in lots of flavours apparently :ROFLMAO:
 
No, you didn't, DOLL HATS!! Just sayin!! 😁😘
Haha so you DID mean that. It’s pretty creative. Let me go to a physical store for this.

Salesgirl: So you want a doll’s hat huh? What kind of doll do you have?

Me: It’s kind of a flexible doll. Soft at times, hard at times, small at times, large at times.

Salesgirl: Interesting… I’ve never heard of this type of doll before. Who’s the manufacturer?

Me: Me.

Salesgirl: Oh cool! That’s amazing. But I don’t know how to help you choose the right hat. Do you think you could bring a doll here the next time you come? Maybe we can try it on and you can make an informed choice before buying.

Me: As it so happens, I have it here in my pants. Let me show you.

:devilish:
 
Haha so you DID mean that. It’s pretty creative. Let me go to a physical store for this.

Salesgirl: So you want a doll’s hat huh? What kind of doll do you have?

Me: It’s kind of a flexible doll. Soft at times, hard at times, small at times, large at times.

Salesgirl: Interesting… I’ve never heard of this type of doll before. Who’s the manufacturer?

Me: Me.

Salesgirl: Oh cool! That’s amazing. But I don’t know how to help you choose the right hat. Do you think you could bring a doll here the next time you come? Maybe we can try it on and you can make an informed choice before buying.

Me: As it so happens, I have it here in my pants. Let me show you.

:devilish:
Just tell her it's a Ken Doll, sales people are so nosy!! 🤭 :ROFLMAO:
 
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