What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Taegul]

Three notifications since Monday of "women" with 0 posts and no activity/reactions at all putting me on follow. Kinda sus.

Remember, ladies....I probably think you're a dude. Because a fair number of you are.

 

[morelikeasong]

Whoever decided to put CHIA SEEDS on the Thomas’ everything bagels is a MONSTER

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Whoever decided to put CHIA SEEDS on the Thomas’ everything bagels is a MONSTER

I'm more worried for you living in a part of the country where your best option for bagels is Thomas's.

 

[morelikeasong]

I'm more worried for you living in a part of the country where your best option for bagels is Thomas's.

I buy the Thomas’ mini bagels for my kids

But also… yeah this area is a bagel desert

 

[Chloe_Harper]

this area is a bagel desert

 

[ericalauren]

My nightmare last night was a real doozy.

 

[lifeisgood3976]

Three notifications since Monday of "women" with 0 posts and no activity/reactions at all putting me on follow. Kinda sus.

Remember, ladies....I probably think you're a dude. Because a fair number of you are.

I received a series of PMs from someone. I looked at their "about," and it said they had joined 2 hours ago.

I was born on a Wednesday, but it wasn't LAST Wednesday.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Excuse me, her bagel is far from arid and dry. Bagel oasis maybe.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Kittens are adorable but terrorists. One bit me all night, wanting attention. Even bit my eyebrow when I hid my arms under me.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Three notifications since Monday of "women" with 0 posts and no activity/reactions at all putting me on follow. Kinda sus.

Remember, ladies....I probably think you're a dude. Because a fair number of you are.

@barefootgirl69 has a word for this

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Another coffee or no?

 

[beachbaby179]

I'm more worried for you living in a part of the country where your best option for bagels is Thomas's.

WORD. My son moved to Wisconsin. He makes his own now. Apparently the bagels there are donuts in disguise.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Excuse me, her bagel is far from arid and dry. Bagel oasis maybe.

And all the roads you have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead you there are blinding
There are many things that you would like to say to her
But you don't know how
Because maybe
She's gonna be the one that saves you
And after all
She's your wonderwall

 

[cheekygirl75]

Is that who I think it is?

 

[MrPimms]

It is time for Hercule Poirot?

Monsieur, is this Rocher? Nope, that’s not Poirot

 

[Oralexplorer]

Why can't I sleep

 

[Tallulah82]

Three notifications since Monday of "women" with 0 posts and no activity/reactions at all putting me on follow. Kinda sus.

Remember, ladies....I probably think you're a dude. Because a fair number of you are.

This is what a lot of dudes say in the hope bait that some woman will fall for it and send nudes to "prove" otherwise. I know, because I fell for it too. Took me 76 nudes to realise what was going on.

It was so time consuming to keep finding women's nudes on the net to hide my dick.

 

[gisade]

I really dont want to go and exercise

 

[Tallulah82]

Is that who I think it is?

I was thinking it was who I was thinking, but I don't know if it is who I was thinking. If it IS who I think I am thinking then I'd be happy to say hello, but if it's not who I'm thinking then I'm keeping my distance until I witness more.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I was thinking it was who I was thinking, but I don't know if it is who I was thinking. If it IS who I think I am thinking then I'd be happy to say hello, but if it's not who I'm thinking then I'm keeping my distance until I witness more.

what?
Its like you're talking gibberish with a mouth full of minced meat pie..
Just say hello and shake your boobs at them..
if its someone you know they will say hello..
if they don't know you they will run like hell!

 

[Tallulah82]

what?
Its like you're talking gibberish with a mouth full of minced meat pie..
Just say hello and shake your boobs at them..
if its someone you know they will say hello..
if they don't know you they will run like hell!

I talks clearly and proper and wisdomly and it's not my fault you don't understand such levels of intelligunce.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I talks clearly and proper and wisdomly and it's not my fault you don't understand such levels of intelligunce.

Now you sound like some of the people in my town.

 

[cheekygirl75]

what?
Its like you're talking gibberish with a mouth full of minced meat pie..
Just say hello and shake your boobs at them..
if its someone you know they will say hello..
if they don't know you they will run like hell!

I don’t think anyone is going to run if she shakes her boobs, what are you talking about?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I gotta stop reading things in here while half asleep, makes no damn sense.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I talks clearly and proper and wisdomly and it's not my fault you don't understand such levels of intelligunce.

sounds like you been out drinking with @AmberLGreen again .... if you two start slurring and your false teeth fall out try not to get them mixed up again when you find them and put them back in! (its gross)