The Art of Getting Lit Laid

[softbird]

we should all start posting our https://humansexmap.com/ here or in our profiles...

Done!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

we should all start posting our https://humansexmap.com/ here or in our profiles...

I am pretty vanilla

 

[write_or_wrong]

That’s such a beautiful way to put it. The best maps don’t just get us from point A to point B - they invite us to wander, to get lost, and in doing so, discover things we never would have planned for. Your Tokyo adventure sounds like the perfect metaphor: sometimes the richest connections come not from following the straightest path, but from tucking the map away and letting curiosity lead.

Journey > Destination

 

[Carmina24]

Journey > Destination

You managed to summarize a long post to two words and a symbol...brilliant!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Can you create a product line that caters to Dom/sub proclivities? One that can sort out the wannabes from those ready to be trusted, and sorts for kink preferences?

Idk - maybe just put your creative team on it.

P.S. while unlimited orgasms are fun, some people might want a toy that provides for more fine tuned control. Just saying

We are working on the edging algorithm.

Can be time based or number of times visiting the edge before final release

 

[Carmina24]

We are working on the edging algorithm.

Can be time based or number of times visiting the edge before final release

@Hornymwtxn Can I quit my day job and focus on Climax Unlimited? But you need to pay me a salary. I can't survive on product alone lol

 

[Hornymwtxn]

@Hornymwtxn Can I quit my day job and focus on Climax Unlimited? But you need to pay me a salary. I can't survive on product alone lol

Will have to run it by finance and make sure the spank bank is on solid footing

 

[Carmina24]

Will have to run it by finance and make sure the spank bank is on solid footing

Yes, we need to start paying salaries already lol

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Yes, we need to start paying salaries already lol

We need a sugar daddy

 

[Carmina24]

We need a sugar daddy

Well don't look at me! Lol

 

[Carmina24]

Can you create a product line that caters to Dom/sub proclivities? One that can sort out the wannabes from those ready to be trusted, and sorts for kink preferences?

Idk - maybe just put your creative team on it.

P.S. while unlimited orgasms are fun, some people might want a toy that provides for more fine tuned control. Just saying

@cascadiabound and everyone else:

What do you think of this:

Climax Unlimited
The Dominion Collection (TM)
For those who dare to live the ritual of control, trust, and surrender.

Disclaimer
Climax Unlimited (TM) is a fictional company born in this thread. It’s parody, not spam. No actual products or services exist (yet ).

1. The Gatekeeper (TM)
Form: Tiered-intensity stim device.
How it works: Levels unlock only after endurance through earlier gates.
Why it matters: Filters curiosity from commitment.
• For Him: Cock-ring with built-in vibration + pressure sensors.
• For Her: Wand-style or insertable vibrator with lock-step intensities.
• For Couples: App-synced wand + ring kit; both must endure in sync before advancing.
* Patience before pleasure, devotion before release.

2. The Preference Compass (TM)
Form: Palm-sized illuminated controller + mobile app.
How it works: Inputs kink preferences (Dom or sub selects their preferences: bondage, edging, sensory play, anal, impact, denial, ruin, etc), creating a personalized play map (Instead of North/South/East/West, you might see Bondage/Control/Play/Intensity)
Integration: Directs Pulse, Tether, Anchor to align with desires.
Why it matters: Turns discovery into navigation.

3. The Trust Tether (TM)
Form: Smart cuffs, collar, or ankle restraints.
How it works: Activates only with Dom + sub consent; includes emergency release.
Why it matters: Safety and trust woven into surrender.

4. The Precision Pulse (TM)
Form: Wearable stim device with micro-level control.
How it works: Fine-tuned edging, denial, ruin, or release.
Why it matters: Grants Dom surgical control over climax.
• For Him: Cock-ring stim with vibrational + pressure pulses.
• For Her: Wand-style vibrator or wearable insertable with precise vibrational frequencies.

5. The Mischief Module (TM)
Form: Add-on puck that clips onto toys.
How it works: Randomized vibration or pulse patterns; Dom-controlled.
Why it matters: Keeps laughter stitched into the ritual.

6. The Depth Gauge (TM)
Form: Graduated anal plugs with compass-inspired bases.
How it works: Progressively deeper plugs test limits and trust.
Integration: Syncs with the Preference Compass.
Why it matters: Mapping limits through exploration.

7. The Obedience Anchor (TM)
Form: Weighted vibrating anal plug for long wear.
How it works: Remote Dom control + Mischief mode integration.
Why it matters: A lingering reminder of control
.
**Not every spark is for everyone - but for those who dare, Dominion awaits.**

 

[cascadiabound]

@cascadiabound and everyone else:

What do you think of this:

Climax Unlimited
The Dominion Collection (TM)
For those who dare to live the ritual of control, trust, and surrender.

Disclaimer
Climax Unlimited (TM) is a fictional company born in this thread. It’s parody, not spam. No actual products or services exist (yet ).

1. The Gatekeeper (TM)
Form: Tiered-intensity stim device.
How it works: Levels unlock only after endurance through earlier gates.
Why it matters: Filters curiosity from commitment.
• For Him: Cock-ring with built-in vibration + pressure sensors.
• For Her: Wand-style or insertable vibrator with lock-step intensities.
• For Couples: App-synced wand + ring kit; both must endure in sync before advancing.
* Patience before pleasure, devotion before release.

2. The Preference Compass (TM)
Form: Palm-sized illuminated controller + mobile app.
How it works: Inputs kink preferences (Dom or sub selects their preferences: bondage, edging, sensory play, anal, impact, denial, ruin, etc), creating a personalized play map (Instead of North/South/East/West, you might see Bondage/Control/Play/Intensity)
Integration: Directs Pulse, Tether, Anchor to align with desires.
Why it matters: Turns discovery into navigation.

3. The Trust Tether (TM)
Form: Smart cuffs, collar, or ankle restraints.
How it works: Activates only with Dom + sub consent; includes emergency release.
Why it matters: Safety and trust woven into surrender.

4. The Precision Pulse (TM)
Form: Wearable stim device with micro-level control.
How it works: Fine-tuned edging, denial, ruin, or release.
Why it matters: Grants Dom surgical control over climax.
• For Him: Cock-ring stim with vibrational + pressure pulses.
• For Her: Wand-style vibrator or wearable insertable with precise vibrational frequencies.

5. The Mischief Module (TM)
Form: Add-on puck that clips onto toys.
How it works: Randomized vibration or pulse patterns; Dom-controlled.
Why it matters: Keeps laughter stitched into the ritual.

6. The Depth Gauge (TM)
Form: Graduated anal plugs with compass-inspired bases.
How it works: Progressively deeper plugs test limits and trust.
Integration: Syncs with the Preference Compass.
Why it matters: Mapping limits through exploration.

7. The Obedience Anchor (TM)
Form: Weighted vibrating anal plug for long wear.
How it works: Remote Dom control + Mischief mode integration.
Why it matters: A lingering reminder of control
.
**Not every spark is for everyone - but for those who dare, Dominion awaits.**

Great product development. I'll see if my D is interested in helping with product testing

 

[Carmina24]

Great product development. I'll see if my D is interested in helping with product testing

Yes, please, that would be fantastic! Thank you!

 

[Carmina24]

@cascadiabound and everyone else:

What do you think of this:

Climax Unlimited
The Dominion Collection (TM)
For those who dare to live the ritual of control, trust, and surrender.

Disclaimer
Climax Unlimited (TM) is a fictional company born in this thread. It’s parody, not spam. No actual products or services exist (yet ).

1. The Gatekeeper (TM)
Form: Tiered-intensity stim device.
How it works: Levels unlock only after endurance through earlier gates.
Why it matters: Filters curiosity from commitment.
• For Him: Cock-ring with built-in vibration + pressure sensors.
• For Her: Wand-style or insertable vibrator with lock-step intensities.
• For Couples: App-synced wand + ring kit; both must endure in sync before advancing.
* Patience before pleasure, devotion before release.

2. The Preference Compass (TM)
Form: Palm-sized illuminated controller + mobile app.
How it works: Inputs kink preferences (Dom or sub selects their preferences: bondage, edging, sensory play, anal, impact, denial, ruin, etc), creating a personalized play map (Instead of North/South/East/West, you might see Bondage/Control/Play/Intensity)
Integration: Directs Pulse, Tether, Anchor to align with desires.
Why it matters: Turns discovery into navigation.

3. The Trust Tether (TM)
Form: Smart cuffs, collar, or ankle restraints.
How it works: Activates only with Dom + sub consent; includes emergency release.
Why it matters: Safety and trust woven into surrender.

4. The Precision Pulse (TM)
Form: Wearable stim device with micro-level control.
How it works: Fine-tuned edging, denial, ruin, or release.
Why it matters: Grants Dom surgical control over climax.
• For Him: Cock-ring stim with vibrational + pressure pulses.
• For Her: Wand-style vibrator or wearable insertable with precise vibrational frequencies.

5. The Mischief Module (TM)
Form: Add-on puck that clips onto toys.
How it works: Randomized vibration or pulse patterns; Dom-controlled.
Why it matters: Keeps laughter stitched into the ritual.

6. The Depth Gauge (TM)
Form: Graduated anal plugs with compass-inspired bases.
How it works: Progressively deeper plugs test limits and trust.
Integration: Syncs with the Preference Compass.
Why it matters: Mapping limits through exploration.

7. The Obedience Anchor (TM)
Form: Weighted vibrating anal plug for long wear.
How it works: Remote Dom control + Mischief mode integration.
Why it matters: A lingering reminder of control
.
**Not every spark is for everyone - but for those who dare, Dominion awaits.**

@Hornymwtxn
@bestkeptsecret678
@subdudeme13
@jacfox
@masterslave00
And to the rest of Climax Unlimited executives and everyone else in our thread - these are all for your inputs please...this is just my wild imagination at work here lol

 

[masterslave00]

Amazing product - being CIO and also devoted sub/slave I would definitely love to have this product asap. See few little comments/additions below in bold and red...

Climax Unlimited
The Dominion Collection (TM)
For those who dare to live the ritual of control, trust, and surrender.

Disclaimer
Climax Unlimited (TM) is a fictional company born in this thread. It’s parody, not spam. No actual products or services exist (yet ).

1. The Gatekeeper (TM)
Form: Tiered-intensity stim device.
How it works: Levels unlock only after endurance through earlier gates.
Why it matters: Filters curiosity from commitment.
• For Him: Cock-ring or cock sleeve with built-in vibration + pressure sensors.
• For Her: Wand-style or insertable vibrator with lock-step intensities.
• For Couples: App-synced wand + ring/sleeve kit; both must endure in sync before advancing.
* Patience before pleasure, devotion before release.

2. The Preference Compass (TM)
Form: Palm-sized illuminated controller + mobile app.
How it works: Inputs kink preferences (Dom or and sub mutually selects their preferences: bondage, edging, sensory play, anal, impact, denial, ruin, etc), creating a personalized play map (Instead of North/South/East/West, you might see Bondage/Control/Play/Intensity)
Integration: Directs Pulse, Tether, Anchor to align with desires.
Why it matters: Turns discovery into navigation.

3. The Trust Tether (TM)
Form: Smart cuffs, collar, or ankle restraints.
How it works: Activates only with Dom + sub consent; includes emergency release.
Why it matters: Safety and trust woven into surrender.

4. The Precision Pulse (TM)
Form: Wearable stim device with micro-level control.
How it works: Fine-tuned edging, denial, ruin, or release.
Why it matters: Grants Dom surgical control over climax.
• For Him: Cock-ring or cock sleeve stim with vibrational + pressure pulses.
• For Her: Wand-style vibrator or wearable insertable with precise vibrational frequencies.

5. The Mischief Module (TM)
Form: Add-on puck that clips onto toys.
How it works: Randomized vibration or pulse patterns; Dom-controlled.
Why it matters: Keeps laughter stitched into the ritual.

6. The Depth Gauge (TM)
Form: Graduated in length and width anal plugs with compass-inspired bases.
How it works: Progressively deeper and wider plugs test limits and trust.
Integration: Syncs with the Preference Compass and allows for remote Dom/e control.
Why it matters: Mapping limits through exploration and control.

7. The Obedience Anchor (TM)
Form: Weighted vibrating anal plug for long wear.
How it works: Remote Dom control + Mischief mode integration.
Why it matters: A lingering reminder of control
.
**Not every spark is for everyone - but for those who dare, Dominion awaits.**

 

[Carmina24]

Amazing product - being CIO and also devoted sub/slave I would definitely love to have this product asap. See few little comments/additions above in bold and red...

Wonderful!!! Great inputs, thank you!

 

[Carmina24]

Amazing product - being CIO and also devoted sub/slave I would definitely love to have this product asap. See few little comments/additions above in bold and red...

@cascadiabound pls see the updated product descriptions

 

[subdudeme13]

Our quarterly wall street reports are not to be missed.

Buffet who?

Jimmy Buffett? Let me go find my lost shaker of salt.

 

[Carmina24]

Amazing product - being CIO and also devoted sub/slave I would definitely love to have this product asap. See few little comments/additions below in bold and red...

Climax Unlimited
The Dominion Collection (TM)
For those who dare to live the ritual of control, trust, and surrender.

Disclaimer
Climax Unlimited (TM) is a fictional company born in this thread. It’s parody, not spam. No actual products or services exist (yet ).

1. The Gatekeeper (TM)
Form: Tiered-intensity stim device.
How it works: Levels unlock only after endurance through earlier gates.
Why it matters: Filters curiosity from commitment.
• For Him: Cock-ring or cock sleeve with built-in vibration + pressure sensors.
• For Her: Wand-style or insertable vibrator with lock-step intensities.
• For Couples: App-synced wand + ring/sleeve kit; both must endure in sync before advancing.
* Patience before pleasure, devotion before release.

2. The Preference Compass (TM)
Form: Palm-sized illuminated controller + mobile app.
How it works: Inputs kink preferences (Dom or and sub mutually selects their preferences: bondage, edging, sensory play, anal, impact, denial, ruin, etc), creating a personalized play map (Instead of North/South/East/West, you might see Bondage/Control/Play/Intensity)
Integration: Directs Pulse, Tether, Anchor to align with desires.
Why it matters: Turns discovery into navigation.

3. The Trust Tether (TM)
Form: Smart cuffs, collar, or ankle restraints.
How it works: Activates only with Dom + sub consent; includes emergency release.
Why it matters: Safety and trust woven into surrender.

4. The Precision Pulse (TM)
Form: Wearable stim device with micro-level control.
How it works: Fine-tuned edging, denial, ruin, or release.
Why it matters: Grants Dom surgical control over climax.
• For Him: Cock-ring or cock sleeve stim with vibrational + pressure pulses.
• For Her: Wand-style vibrator or wearable insertable with precise vibrational frequencies.

5. The Mischief Module (TM)
Form: Add-on puck that clips onto toys.
How it works: Randomized vibration or pulse patterns; Dom-controlled.
Why it matters: Keeps laughter stitched into the ritual.

6. The Depth Gauge (TM)
Form: Graduated in length and width anal plugs with compass-inspired bases.
How it works: Progressively deeper and wider plugs test limits and trust.
Integration: Syncs with the Preference Compass and allows for remote Dom/e control.
Why it matters: Mapping limits through exploration and control.

7. The Obedience Anchor (TM)
Form: Weighted vibrating anal plug for long wear.
How it works: Remote Dom control + Mischief mode integration.
Why it matters: A lingering reminder of control
.
**Not every spark is for everyone - but for those who dare, Dominion awaits.**

@masterslave00

Your inputs (in red) on no. 6,..oh my:

6. The Depth Gauge (TM)
Form: Graduated in length and width anal plugs with compass-inspired bases.
How it works: Progressively deeper and wider plugs test limits and trust.
Integration: Syncs with the Preference Compass and allows for remote Dom/e control.
Why it matters: Mapping limits through exploration and control.

 

[Carmina24]

Volunteer Tester Applications Now Open

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Climax Unlimited (TM) tester program? Here’s what we’re looking for:

Requirements:
Must have a pulse (higher is better).
Must be comfortable providing detailed, repeatable, preferably moan-filled feedback.
Must own a towel (trust us).
Must sign an NDA (No Denial of Arousal).

Preferred Qualifications:
Ability to go multiple rounds without complaint.
Strong time management skills — e.g., showing up on time for your next orgasm.
Experience with beta testing, stress testing… or just testing limits.

Benefits:
Early access to Ignite (TM) and SHE Series (TM) devices.
Complimentary samples of Torrent (TM) (our upcoming smart lube).
Bragging rights: “I came, I saw, I beta-tested.”

Call 1-800-CUM-A-LOT (TM), press 3, and join the only focus group that never wants the meeting to end.

Disclaimer
Climax Unlimited (TM) is a fictional company born in this thread. It’s parody, not spam. No actual products, services, or hotlines exist (yet ).

@cascadiabound

 

[subdudeme13]

3. The Trust Tether (TM)
Form: Smart cuffs, collar, or ankle restraints.
How it works: Activates only with Dom + sub consent; includes emergency release.
Why it matters: Safety and trust woven into surrender.

This may be the most important. True story, there was the time a man tied his wife to the bed and climbed up on a dresser and was going to jump onto the bed. He slipped and fell and killed himself knocking his head on something sharp. She couldn't call for help and I do not recall the rest of the story.

 

[Carmina24]

@masterslave00

Your inputs (in red) on no. 6,..oh my:

6. The Depth Gauge (TM)
Form: Graduated in length and width anal plugs with compass-inspired bases.
How it works: Progressively deeper and wider plugs test limits and trust.
Integration: Syncs with the Preference Compass and allows for remote Dom/e control.
Why it matters: Mapping limits through exploration and control.

I saw someone post about this but it got deleted. The question, if I recall correctly, was if there was a product specifically for male, not unisex. The answer is YES - we have a set designed specifically for anal insertion in male players.

For the design, it is slightly longer plugs or probes, shaped to provide targeted prostate (P-spot) stimulation.

 

[subdudeme13]

I saw someone post about this but it got deleted. The question, if I recall correctly, was if there was a product specifically for male, not unisex. The answer is YES - we have a set designed specifically for anal insertion in male players.

For the design, it is slightly longer plugs or probes, shaped to provide targeted prostate (P-spot) stimulation.

That should come with a black label warning. "You will never be the same again after using this device".

 

[Carmina24]

That should come with a black label warning. "You will never be the same again after using this device".

Duly noted. We will integrate into the design. Are all others satisfactory?

 

[jacfox]

@Hornymwtxn
@bestkeptsecret678
@subdudeme13
@jacfox
@masterslave00
And to the rest of Climax Unlimited executives and everyone else in our thread - these are all for your inputs please...this is just my wild imagination at work here lol

As your Production Manager, your imagination leaves me full of admiration, and a distinct fear of the possibilty of being flooded by the production demands created (or should that be unleashed?)