The Art of Getting Lit Laid

[jacfox]

Correct. And the shift change is my favorite part of the job.

Mmm...seeing one lot off and another on...

 

[Carmina24]

Welcome, @Artfan2 and @positiveflirt
Make yourselves comfortable on the Lazy boys and here's the drinks menu. Enjoy your stay here!

 

[Carmina24]

Mmm...seeing one lot off and another on...

Yes, part of my skill set is to manage transitions very smoothly.

 

[Artfan2]

Welcome, @Artfan2 and @positiveflirt
Make yourselves comfortable on the Lazy boys and here's the drinks menu. Enjoy your stay here!

This seems like a very stimulating workplace. I hope you have a position for me.

 

[Carmina24]

This seems like a very stimulating workplace. I hope you have a position for me.

We are hiring! Tell me about your competencies - and I can present a position that suits you.

 

[Carmina24]

Volunteer Tester Applications Now Open

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Climax Unlimited (TM) tester program? Here’s what we’re looking for:

Requirements:
Must have a pulse (higher is better).
Must be comfortable providing detailed, repeatable, preferably moan-filled feedback.
Must own a towel (trust us).
Must sign an NDA (No Denial of Arousal).

Preferred Qualifications:
Ability to go multiple rounds without complaint.
Strong time management skills — e.g., showing up on time for your next orgasm.
Experience with beta testing, stress testing… or just testing limits.

Benefits:
Early access to Ignite (TM) and SHE Series (TM) devices.
Complimentary samples of Torrent (TM) (our upcoming smart lube).
Bragging rights: “I came, I saw, I beta-tested.”

Call 1-800-CUM-A-LOT (TM), press 3, and join the only focus group that never wants the meeting to end.

Disclaimer
Climax Unlimited (TM) is a fictional company born in this thread. It’s parody, not spam. No actual products, services, or hotlines exist (yet ).

@Artfan2 We also have volunteer testers openings

 

[Noone45]

I'm in bus right now and I have an erection

Am I the most loyal employee here or what ?
I'm still working even after my shift is over
Damn I'm going to get "the best employee of the month" award

 

[Carmina24]

I'm in bus right now and I have an erection

Am I the most loyal employee here or what ?
I'm still working even after my shift is over
Damn I'm going to get "the best employee of the month" award

Uhm...you do know we are still at the design stage, right? You will be sporting that erection for quite some time...lol

@bestkeptsecret678
@jacfox
We have a problem in our hands...oh no, in your hands

 

[Artfan2]

We are hiring! Tell me about your competencies - and I can present a position that suits you.

I'm up for lots of hard work, either one-on-one, or as a team player.

 

[jacfox]

We are hiring! Tell me about your competencies - and I can present a position that suits you.

You are a past-mistress at presenting positions to suit every employee

 

[jacfox]

Uhm...you do know we are still at the design stage, right? You will be sporting that erection for quite some time...lol

@bestkeptsecret678
@jacfox
We have a problem in our hands...oh no, in your hands

We need your hands on this too

 

[Carmina24]

We need your hands on this too

Oh no no no...four hands are enough, thank you very much.
My hands are already full with...something else
*Whispers* @Hornymwtxn A little help here!!

 

[Carmina24]

You are a past-mistress at presenting positions to suit every employee

Shhhh ....they don't need to know that...

 

[jacfox]

Shhhh ....they don't need to know that...

Okay...our secret...

 

[Carmina24]

I'm up for lots of hard work, either one-on-one, or as a team player.

Hard...you guys are killing me...lol

 

[Noone45]

Uhm...you do know we are still at the design stage, right? You will be sporting that erection for quite some time...lol

@bestkeptsecret678
@jacfox
We have a problem in our hands...oh no, in your hands

Don't know you think I deserve a raise for my HARD work ?

 

[Noone45]

Uhm...you do know we are still at the design stage, right? You will be sporting that erection for quite some time...lol

@bestkeptsecret678
@jacfox
We have a problem in our hands...oh no, in your hands

Oh sorry
I don't like to be in men's hands
Sorry no
Nooooooo
No

 

[Noone45]

We need your hands on this too

Exactly bro exactly
@Carmina24 , i strongly agree with him

 

[Carmina24]

Exactly bro exactly
@Carmina24 , i strongly agree with him

No no no
@Hornymwtxn Help!

 

[jacfox]

Exactly bro exactly
@Carmina24 , i strongly agree with him

I'm with you, bro, and not in a handy sense

 

[jacfox]

No no no
@Hornymwtxn Help!

Do you think you've maybe bitten off more than you can chew?

 

[Artfan2]

Hard...you guys are killing me...lol

Hopefully you will find all our hard work to be up to your high standards and very satisfying.

 

[Carmina24]

I'm up for lots of hard work, either one-on-one, or as a team player.

We are pleased to appoint you as Climax Unlimited's new Director of Endurance & Team Synergy. Your primary responsibility is to ensure our projects go the distance, whether handled alone or with the crew. You will embody our Motto: Always finishes strong.

 

[Carmina24]

Do you think you've maybe bitten off more than you can chew?

You think??
And you're not helping!

 

[Carmina24]

Hopefully you will find all our hard work to be up to your high standards and very satisfying.

@Hornymwtxn You better bring your butt in here right now!!