Guys, how do you masturbate?

In my case, generally in the morning (you know, taking advantage of the natural wake up call 🍆⛺😂). On my bed, sit down, boxers down to the ankles. If I'm really feeling the mood and I'm not just looking for the "quick win", I get fully naked. For the rest, very vanilla hahahaha. I don't use any kind of lube (just the one that comes from my little bud after a while ;)). I speed up and down several times. I love edging to build up good. When I can't hold it anymore, I let the fireworks fly! 😂
 
Wake up..Slide my shorts off my ankles..Roll over get my medium butt plug out of the nite stand...Get a pump of coconut / aloevera...Coat my arse / toy...Slide the toy in and start to grind my PSpot...Then the big decision....Am I jackin' off with spit or aloe...??...If its spit....I eat my own everytime....Luv it...!!
 
it all depends. When I can’t sleep, porn in the bathroom, into the sink. Nice and easy cleanup.

Mostly in the mornings for me tho.

I am lucky in that my wife enjoys watching me, so in the mornings if she’s not up for it, sometimes I walk ask her if she minds. Sometimes she pays me no never mind and wants to sleep or gets up. But most times she likes to watch me edge. Sometimes she helps out or talks a bit dirty…
 
Usually while reading Lit and lubed using my hands slowly, making it last while edging. If I watch myself in a mirror or on video, watching my own cum shot can keep me hard and continuing.
 
I’m enjoying masturbating quickly before a meeting at work, 5 mins before the meeting starts I get going and imagine I’m having a quicky a rush to start the online meeting
 
I’m enjoying masturbating quickly before a meeting at work, 5 mins before the meeting starts I get going and imagine I’m having a quicky a rush to start the online meeting
I'm imagining you shaking hands with someone right after you jerked off
 
Because I'm paralysed from belly button down, if I do cum at all it takes an age, which really irritates my penis. So masturbation requires me use use a wand device that can achieve results quite quickly. Also need a cock ring to maintain any kind of erection.
 
Keep edging for long and when there is a peak tension, I go cum a load in the bathroom
I'll usually start masturbating will looking at porn on my computer at home... sometimes after quite a bit looking jerking And cumming..by the way , sometimes I use a sock,some times a paper towel..but occasionally when I'm feeling super horny.. I'll just let it fly everywhere 😁,
Any way, there we will be moments when I'll come across an insanely hot horny image..and I'll be limp and tapped out ..
 
I'm still horny and I know I just have shoot one more load...so I will just start furiously stroking my cock as fast and hard as possible to get hard again or at least cum..my hand becomes a blur I'm jerking so hard, I'm afraid I might tear something.. but I can't stop until I absolutely shoot that last load...and yes when I do..I just let it fly every where, sometimes even shaking my very limp cock to make sure it goes everywhere..
 
I'm still horny and I know I just have shoot one more load...so I will just start furiously stroking my cock as fast and hard as possible to get hard again or at least cum..my hand becomes a blur I'm jerking so hard, I'm afraid I might tear something.. but I can't stop until I absolutely shoot that last load...and yes when I do..I just let it fly every where, sometimes even shaking my very limp cock to make sure it goes everywhere..
Should let it fly all over my face
 
At night before bedtime usually. Helps me sleep. I don't get much morning wood anymore. When I do though I love it. Sometimes with a toy, sometimes without a toy. Sometimes a little ass play, sometimes not. I'm 67 now so my refractory period is about 3-4 days now. That sucks.
 
So, guys - how do we like to jerk off? For me, it's always while watching porn, on my knees in the bathroom (easier to clean up 😜). Fingering my arse with one hand while I wank with the other. Sometimes just rimming my arse, sometimes finger fucking myself. Lots of spit for lube and always a good orgasm.
I really fingerbang myself...I often have anal only sessions.

It's tough to fingerbang and jerk off at the same time...can't do either really well.

Any tips?
 
Usually in the bathroom, either with porn or scrolling through pictures of friends that have got my attention. Cum into the toilet for easy clean up.

Sometimes I stroke in bed, or on the couch, but I usually don't go all the way there.
 
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