Your Lit Name

[LucieLou007]

Its my 1st and middle names

 

[redgarters]

I'm a simple soul, I just think red garter belts and lingerie are super hot and sometimes I like to wear some.

 

[Belegon]

I'm a huge cliche. Love baseball, the 4th of July is my favorite holiday (because there's fireworks and baseball is on), and there's a truck in my driveway...

Hence my moniker.

I actually agree with you on two of the three, and the 4th is my Second fav holiday, so it's almost all three

 

[SpermBankHoliday]

Got up one Monday morning and the calendar said, "Sperm Bank Holid-" (squints) "SPRING Bank Holiday"

 

[PapaRomantic]

Got up one Monday morning and the calendar said, "Sperm Bank Holid-" (squints) "SPRING Bank Holiday"

I think you might win.

What kind of party favors do you put out for a sperm bank holiday?

 

[AllAmericanMale]

I think you might win.

What kind of party favors do you put out for a sperm bank holiday?

Single-use hand lotion gift bags?

 

[SpermBankHoliday]

You get you

I think you might win.

What kind of party favors do you put out for a sperm bank holiday?

Your favorite porno, with all the good parts cut out...
Pizza boy arrives, sorority girls scream, "Ooooh, pizza!" Cut to sun rising as bedraggled pizza man staggers to his beat-up delivery subcompact.

 

[VamPal1]

I was stumped for names. I was tired and uncreative. And trying to find a name Lit would accept.

 

[Not2Pervy]

Absolutely on the fly, with very little thought other than it might signal to potential readers that my tastes run more towards the vanilla than many authors on this site. Actually had one commenter who told me they nearly bailed on one of my stories but only stuck it out because of the username—and they were glad they did. So at least it worked once.

 

[DeMont]

All of us here (or almost all) write under pseudonyms. We have screen names. I'm curious as to how you came up with your screen name. Mine was the name of my favorite horse to ride at summer camp when I was a kid.

@SkyBubble,
Easy, the contraction of a former French girlfriend's surname/s
Respectfully,
D.

 

[MK_Whimsy]

Mine doesn't mean anything in particular, it just had a nice ring to it.

 

[DeMont]

Mine doesn't mean anything in particular, it just had a nice ring to it.

@MK_Whimsy,
Best darned reason in the whole world...!
Respectfully,
D.

 

[uniquelyvanilla]

I think I have some unique stories to tell and when it comes to sexuality (in writing), I tend to keep things 'vanilla.'

 

[DeMont]

@uniquelyvanilla

Hello and welcome, nice to have you with us.
Firstly, let me say that in any story, especially if it be unique, "vanilla" is not a dirty word here. The important thing is that you write the story YOU want to write.

Secondly, if they are unique because they are from personal experience you can make that clear in the introduction to the story or, as I often choose to do, tell your stories from the first person perspective. (i.e. I said, I did, I thought, I saw etc.)

Simply because the content is what you term "vanilla" doesn't mean people won't read (and hopefully) like them. Indeed, you may well be the next (breath of fresh air" around here.

I first came to Lit in 2019 but I only got the courage up to publish my first story this year because I thought to myself, 'I can't possibly compete with some of the stuff I've read so far!'
Wrong - I now have 5 stories published which have been relatively well received (people adding them to their favourites list etc.)

You will find, in the AH (Authors Hangout) a lot of friendly and helpful folks.
Deepest respects,
D.

 

[uniquelyvanilla]

@uniquelyvanilla

Hello and welcome, nice to have you with us.
Firstly, let me say that in any story, especially if it be unique, "vanilla" is not a dirty word here. The important thing is that you write the story YOU want to write.

Secondly, if they are unique because they are from personal experience you can make that clear in the introduction to the story or, as I often choose to do, tell your stories from the first person perspective. (i.e. I said, I did, I thought, I saw etc.)

Simply because the content is what you term "vanilla" doesn't mean people won't read (and hopefully) like them. Indeed, you may well be the next (breath of fresh air" around here.

I first came to Lit in 2019 but I only got the courage up to publish my first story this year because I thought to myself, 'I can't possibly compete with some of the stuff I've read so far!'
Wrong - I now have 5 stories published which have been relatively well received (people adding them to their favourites list etc.)

You will find, in the AH (Authors Hangout) a lot of friendly and helpful folks.
Deepest respects,
D.

Thank you for the warm welcome and taking the time to write that out. Oh, I certainly don't write from experience! I've written/write under a different pseudonym (non-erotica) elsewhere. As I venture into erotica, I hope to blend my vivid and imaginative style with erotic imagery. I've never released any erotica before, but I'm curious as a writer where it will take me. And as someone whose been virtually invisible in "mainstream spaces," I am willing to experiment and spread my "tentacles" outwards. My "unique stories" are more in the style of fever dreams where characters bond under traumatic circumstances (perhaps not really aligning with the kind traditionally featured in erotica) where "vanilla sex" also occurs. I'd share more specific examples, but I'd like to leave that until I actually release content. I'm far more into showing than telling!

 

[SkyBubble]

I'm a huge cliche. Love baseball, the 4th of July is my favorite holiday (because there's fireworks and baseball is on)

I share those two loves, and the 4th is also my birthday. Every year, the whole country throws me a massive party!

 

[M_K_Babalon]

Wanted a name strictly for writing erotica under to seperate the name I use for everything else. Wanted something not cheesy but sex related, and sounded kinda cool. I had an idea to combine the names of sex, love, procreation patroned gods and goddesses. Made a list of them and figured out which ones sounded good together.

 

[SilkyVine]

Hmm, I just thought mine was cute and a bit sexy...

 

[feel_the_beast]

Mine is an alternate way to pronounce my handle on a popular online site, which is not an adult-content site. I could have used the exact same name, but I preferred to make it a bit more challenging for anyone who knows me there, to spot me here.

 

[CherieSin]

I came up with mine when I was making one of my female characters. Her name is Valerie Chérie, her name got stuck in my head so I used that and combined it with Sin, because I like a sinful things.

 

[MaximillianMeen]

THB - means something to me and would allow me to demonstrate my ownership of this account should I wish to.
Gato - Spanish for cat. My tribute to literotica writers Alex the Cat, Live Cat and Cold Cat who were some of those that inspired me to start writing here.

I also wanted something that sounded vaguely like a real name, just in case I decide to publish elsewhere in the future...

You're probably too young to remember, but there was a short-lived TV show in the 1960's, titled THE Cat. Thomas Hewitt Edward Cat was a retired cat burglar who worked out of his friend's cafe, "El Casa del Gato" and got into adventures because of his former illegal profession. When I first read one of your stories, this was the first thing that popped into my mind.

I follow your stories and many of your author recommendations because they have proven to be well thought out and well written. Many hours of enjoyment for me. Thanks!

 

[THBGato]

You're probably too young to remember, but there was a short-lived TV show in the 1960's, titled THE Cat. Thomas Hewitt Edward Cat was a retired cat burglar who worked out of his friend's cafe, "El Casa del Gato" and got into adventures because of his former illegal profession. When I first read one of your stories, this was the first thing that popped into my mind.

That's so cool! I'd never heard of that TV show! Thanks for telling me... and for the lovely compliments.

I can hear the plot bunnies flirting with each other. They are clearly about to litter my mind with further ideas (possibly about Thomas' granddaughter...)

 

[Hotcoffee123]

I wanted to be called Hot...and I thought coffee was a great conversation starter

 

[sister jenny]

Got a profile to try and publish a story. Used my real name because I was not really thinking. Then my story got published, and when I saw my real name on top I panicked. I quickly tried to change it, but all my suggestions were taken so I kept trying.
Suddenly sister jenny was accepted and that was that.
Panic choice.
But yes, my name really is Jenny.

 

[iwatchus]

You're probably too young to remember, but there was a short-lived TV show in the 1960's, titled THE Cat. Thomas Hewitt Edward Cat was a retired cat burglar who worked out of his friend's cafe, "El Casa del Gato" and got into adventures because of his former illegal profession. When I first read one of your stories, this was the first thing that popped into my mind.

I vaguely remember the show, but your mention now humorous to me, because it was a knock-off of the 50;s movie To Catch a Thief (Grace Kelly and Cary Grant -- really good movie). I am writing a humor piece for the Crime and Punishment event largely spoofing it, so it is very much in my mind right now.

I can hear the plot bunnies flirting with each other. They are clearly about to litter my mind with further ideas (possibly about Thomas' granddaughter...)

There was a character in the movie named Danielle Foussard. Her granddaughter (same name) is the thief in my story. She steals a set of cupcakes for her lover, Hyunna Song (a character from @TheRedLantern, who was a huge help to me with the story). My story has an all lesbian cast, except for a brief cameo of the basso from @Actingup award winning Nude Dat story.

Seeing the two of your comments as I was putting the finishing touches on the story was just funny to me.