🧠 What Are Your Intrusive Thoughts Trying to Convince You of Today??

[Utmale48]

Ask my female uber driver with the same name as meee to come to brunch with meeee!!!!

That could be fun.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Of course you can't help yourself. Get back to Amber's ass pronto!

Hurry up back here. My crack hair needs a good combing

 

[cheekygirl75]

Have a beer during work! You have nothing to do anyway and it’s the Friday before a long weekend…

 

[EvaLane]

Have a beer during work! You have nothing to do anyway and it’s the Friday before a long weekend…

My intrusive thoughts are saying if cheeky does it, I’ll do it too!!

but does she know I’m not working

 

[Utmale48]

My intrusive thoughts are saying if cheeky does it, I’ll do it too!!

but does she know I’m not working

This sounds like trouble. Fun. But trouble.

 

[BornNorCal]

Have a beer during work! You have nothing to do anyway and it’s the Friday before a long weekend…

What kind of beer we talking here? That's important! It would be a shame to risk it all for a Pabst or something terrible like that.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Have a beer during work! You have nothing to do anyway and it’s the Friday before a long weekend…

You got a little devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other. Tell the angel to take a break, bust open a cold one, and just relax.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

eat the edible.. it will make the drive home more interesting

 

[Baztrachian]

My intrusive thoughts are trying to convince me to:

1. Go to Costco tonight, get gas, do the shopping, enjoy a fancy $1.50 hotdog dinner, buy a 1.75l bottle of their Kirkland (Andrew Murray) Scotch and then spend the rest of the holiday drinking it and watching whatever's in my feed on Amazon.

2. Apple pie. It's always a good way to kick off the Fall season.

3. Bathe myself in the blood of my enemies.

Hmm.

I think it'll be #1 and #2 for now.

For now.

 

[lindi_85]

My intrusive thoughts are like my little side kicks. They’re always there.
Today it’s
1. Give up. What’s the point
2. Try harder, it’s your fault
3. Eat aaaaaaall the food
I usually listen to the food one

 

[cheekygirl75]

My intrusive thoughts are saying if cheeky does it, I’ll do it too!!

but does she know I’m not working

I did it, so now you do too! Drunk knitting

What kind of beer we talking here? That's important! It would be a shame to risk it all for a Pabst or something terrible like that.

Modelo Negra, my go to. Definitely better than Pabst.

You got a little devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other. Tell the angel to take a break, bust open a cold one, and just relax.

I don’t think my angel woke up from her nap yet

 

[cheekygirl75]

My intrusive thoughts are like my little side kicks. They’re always there.
Today it’s
1. Give up. What’s the point
2. Try harder, it’s your fault
3. Eat aaaaaaall the food
I usually listen to the food one

Laughing at #3 - sounds like my typical day! The first two can go fuck themselves though

 

[CuriousRick]

I don’t fit in

 

[Crankbait88]

My intrusive thoughts are trying to convince me to:

1. Go to Costco tonight, get gas, do the shopping, enjoy a fancy $1.50 hotdog dinner, buy a 1.75l bottle of their Kirkland (Andrew Murray) Scotch and then spend the rest of the holiday drinking it and watching whatever's in my feed on Amazon.

2. Apple pie. It's always a good way to kick off the Fall season.

3. Bathe myself in the blood of my enemies.

Hmm.

I think it'll be #1 and #2 for now.

For now.

We could be friends. Or at least drinking buddies lol.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Laughing at #3 - sounds like my typical day! The first two can go fuck themselves though

#3 NEVER goes away!

 

[Wand3rlust]

#3 NEVER goes away!

Embrace the curves. Noone ever had any fun on a straight road...

 

[Pad_Foot]

Stop believing in Tomorrow!!
It will never get here
Then again one has to believe that people mean it when they say it, unlike when someone says “In few days” or “Two weeks from now”

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Embrace the curves. Noone ever had any fun on a straight road...

again... all I read is look at my cleavage...

 

[Wand3rlust]

again... all I read is look at my cleavage...

My cleavage, @AmberLGreen 's arse and @LaisDeMarieDeFrance 's shank.

You're quite a greedy one, aren't you?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

My cleavage, @AmberLGreen 's arse and @LaisDeMarieDeFrance 's shank.

You're quite a greedy one, aren't you?

He's a man, right?

 

[Wand3rlust]

He's a man, right?

Do we have proof of that?

@AmberLGreen ?

 

[lil_jenni]

That I don't need to lose any more weight ... And I may just listen to those thoughts, at least for the foreseeable future.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Do we have proof of that?

@AmberLGreen ?

He must be. Could a woman be that annoying?

 

[Saltfountain]

He must be. Could a woman be that annoying?

Yes

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Yes

Beat me to the answer.