Church Secret Volunteer Group

Do you have to move your letter of fellowship before they'll share something with you? If so send this message to the clerk.
 
We are one of the few churches offering this service! Please see me, Father Inn, or one of the other pastors here. Our hours are 9am to 9pm M-F, but we make exceptions for some of our more lustful parishioners (you know who you are). Also, the popemobile is available for orgies … uh, I mean overflow. Like if we’ve had a particularly sinful week.
 
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