What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

it’s like, normal for the last few days before a vacation to be absolute garbage, right? 😵‍💫
Wait, I'm laughing, but... garbage in that you don't get much done? Or garbage in just really awful? Because yes to the first and no to the second! I hope you're only dealing with the first.
 
Today, I have been thinking about people having three legs. If you had three legs, would you want the middle one to be left or right footed? 🧐
Neither. I want two big toes on that middle fucker. Be picking up all kinds of shit with it.

Plus I could do a double toe pinch with one foot.

Toe pinch? My granddad used to pull off his sock and surreptitiously reach out with his foot and pinch us grandkids as we played.
 
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