You are concerned with running? I thought you would be concerned with where your cock would fit. I have spent the last hour trying to come up with new sexual positions based on which side of the middle leg my vagina would be
Standard.Another nickname for us
A couple of cunts
Do you need a moral compass for that, or is that moral trig?
Just a pencil and some paper
Would some sharpies suffice?Just a pencil and some paper
Wait, I'm laughing, but... garbage in that you don't get much done? Or garbage in just really awful? Because yes to the first and no to the second! I hope you're only dealing with the first.it’s like, normal for the last few days before a vacation to be absolute garbage, right?
Oh no!it’s like, normal for the last few days before a vacation to be absolute garbage, right?
I love sharpies!
Maybe they were both widowed?
Mike was widowed for sure... I don't think they ever mentioned what happened to Carol's first husband LOL
Neither. I want two big toes on that middle fucker. Be picking up all kinds of shit with it.Today, I have been thinking about people having three legs. If you had three legs, would you want the middle one to be left or right footed?
Probably buried with lime in a shallow grave in the national forest…
That's oddly specific, and I'm concerned.
Absolutely delicious!
