Would you sit next to previous poster at a porno movie?

Awww come on, I was going to bring my Birch trompet (It is important to show your appreciation!) some deliciously toasted and salted nuts and my obligatory scorecard.. oh, and a bottle of fresh rhubarb lemonade!!

Who cares about clothing and timing. 😉
 
Awww come on, I was going to bring my Birch trompet (It is important to show your appreciation!) some deliciously toasted and salted nuts and my obligatory scorecard.. oh, and a bottle of fresh rhubarb lemonade!!

Who cares about clothing and timing. 😉
Dessert first! Make our own movie! Don't worry about the salted nuts - I've got that covered! And I've never seen nor heard the Scandinavian Birch trumpet so bring it and let's see you blow...
 
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Nah. Those antlers alone look like they need a couple seats spacing on either side.
 
No. I'm not allowed to sit and watch movies when I'm on the clock.

I gotta mop the floors again? FUCK!
 
Hell, no. Too fidgety. Takes the mind right off the action.
 
I think he would be great to sit next to. He can tell me what is happening and what all those fancy new positions are called
 
No. I'm not allowed to sit and watch movies when I'm on the clock.

I gotta mop the floors again? FUCK!
Ewww, and I’ll bet those fuckers get sticky, and slick when they get wet. Don’t want to slip and fall. Probably stick to the floor. 🤣
And someone will probably think you’re down there in purpose and add to the mess.
 
Ewww, and I’ll bet those fuckers get sticky, and slick when they get wet. Don’t want to slip and fall. Probably stick to the floor. 🤣
And someone will probably think you’re down there in purpose and add to the mess.
Sure, we can talk about the plot of the movie.
 
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