Testicles compared to what???

[14ALL]

I went down a rabbit hole, and I can’t remember how I got here. Anyway, I read online that a typical guys testicles are the size of a small plum (I have no context for what that might be) or an egg. I thought… no way. However, multiple sources say the same thing. Thanks internet. An egg??? Really??? I had to feel myself and then go to the fridge to feel an egg. I’m nowhere near that. At best, each one is more like a large grape… maybe a quail egg. Definitely not a chicken egg.

I never thought I had small testicles, and even if I do, I don’t really care. Everything functions great. But now I’m absolutely curious… do most guys have a pair of chicken eggs hanging between their legs? That seems massive.

Here’s the question… How big are your testicles? As in, What common object would compare them to? e.g. grape, walnut, almond, “small plum”, egg, lime, lemon…. I don’t know what… pick your thing that could offer a reference.

My balls are the only ones I’ve ever handled so I have no frame of reference. I figured the community here might be able to shed some light on this topic.

 

[Mrman69]

Orange slice? And you need to get your balls played with.

 

[Shaglus_Ziegler]

Mine are good size!!

 

[ZfrkS62]

I went down a rabbit hole, and I can’t remember how I got here. Anyway, I read online that a typical guys testicles are the size of a small plum (I have no context for what that might be) or an egg. I thought… no way. However, multiple sources say the same thing. Thanks internet. An egg??? Really??? I had to feel myself and then go to the fridge to feel an egg. I’m nowhere near that. At best, each one is more like a large grape… maybe a quail egg. Definitely not a chicken egg.

I never thought I had small testicles, and even if I do, I don’t really care. Everything functions great. But now I’m absolutely curious… do most guys have a pair of chicken eggs hanging between their legs? That seems massive.

Here’s the question… How big are your testicles? As in, What common object would compare them to? e.g. grape, walnut, almond, “small plum”, egg, lime, lemon…. I don’t know what… pick your thing that could offer a reference.

My balls are the only ones I’ve ever handled so I have no frame of reference. I figured the community here might be able to shed some light on this topic.

You would need to know what kind of plum as there are a bunch of different varieties. We've got 4 different types at my house. One is quite large, probably bigger than my entire sack when it's constricted, but didn't produce this year. Our Italian Plums, which are probably the most common can vary a bit.

 

[stickygirl]

The OP needs an orchidometer.
Shedding light on your testicles may lead to skin cancer and/or arrest depending on your circumcisions.
Large plums are a nuisance, because who doesn't want to get your man's undivided, by sucking one into your mouth? Teeth and nuts don't go well together

 

[14ALL]

That’s funny. I’m still wondering who’s running around with chicken eggs down there. I feel like that would be borderline debilitating. Next time I see my doctor, I’m going to ask about this… figure, she’s seen enough to know.

 

[MaturemanAJ]

That’s funny. I’m still wondering who’s running around with chicken eggs down there. I feel like that would be borderline debilitating. Next time I see ¹")my doctor, I’m going to ask about this… figure, she’s seen enough to know.

Well chicken eggs, grapes, plums all come in all sizes.
Maybe a micrometer is the way to measure exact size
Definitely I am way past grape size from what's in my fridge probably 2 grapes end to end on each side. One slightly smaller than the other.
And yes bigger definitely has it's downfalls as it does get uncomfortable.
An old saying these pants are like a small-town hotel no ballroom.