Wit & Nipples 🍒

Enjoying my bank holiday (I hope everyone from the UK is also taking in the weather!!!) out on the kayak in different area to usual so I’ll be around later!

🤭🖤

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Gosh, to spend a day out in the sun having fun with you would be amazing. At work so I'm not getting to experience any nice weather at all. Hope it's an amazing bank holiday for you. Miss you! You're stunning as always! 😍❤️
 
I love being a giver.

The most masculine men I’ve ever slept with are the ones that take it the best…

Take from that what you will 😍😍

You are a boy and small minded if you cannot admit to feeling pleasure 🤭
“The Hunting Housewives” episode 7
A truly giving wife !
 
Have a great day All Y’All!
I came I shared to show I cared
Wait ? I came ?? Damn!! I’m getting so old it just doesn’t register
 
HAPPY SUNDAY!!! 🖤🤭💦
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My weekend has been absolutely FABULOUS!
Friday was pureeeee unorganised freaking chaos 🤣 My two best friends ended up dragging me too a bar (I’m more of a pub and then back to the house for games and more drinks) and ya know what? It was fucking fun. Despite paying £80 to get home (a 30 min car journey bearing in mind) 🤢 gross.

The next morning, after practically sleeping like the dead, I decided have a little fun and edge until I couldn’t hold it…I lasted two hours….(I can last longer when there’s someone there to enforce punishment and rules heheh) I was practically shaking, or the fucking CUSP of a full body shaking orgasm when the delivery man showed up to the door. The wrong door. Which meant I had to come down and direct him the right place for parcel delivery. Orgasm ruined.

Anyway, I consoled my sorry self by eating up a new horror novel: The Venue - T.J Payne.
Think wedding + revenge + every fucking bastard who ever wronged you trapped together in the Alps for an all exclusive, all paid for holiday of a lifetime. I swallowed it whole in an hour, and yes, it was that satisfying. I LOVE horror novels with a passion.

At 1.00am I made lasagne sheets and drowned them in beef in bolognaise sauce and covered it in mozzarella. Ate this with my titties out in bed.

Duh.

Fuck I love being single.

Today? Dog walk. Sunset kayak. And maybe a roast dinner out at a country pub…. Decisions decisions!

I hope your weekends have been a BLAST! I’m looking forward to chatting you all over the course of today….🤭
Can I say I love your choice of sexy braless looks?

Glad you had fun! A little too much block partying here. My weekday chat friend found me both saturday and sunday for some mutual 💦
 
HAPPY SUNDAY!!! 🖤🤭💦
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My weekend has been absolutely FABULOUS!
Friday was pureeeee unorganised freaking chaos 🤣 My two best friends ended up dragging me too a bar (I’m more of a pub and then back to the house for games and more drinks) and ya know what? It was fucking fun. Despite paying £80 to get home (a 30 min car journey bearing in mind) 🤢 gross.

The next morning, after practically sleeping like the dead, I decided have a little fun and edge until I couldn’t hold it…I lasted two hours….(I can last longer when there’s someone there to enforce punishment and rules heheh) I was practically shaking, or the fucking CUSP of a full body shaking orgasm when the delivery man showed up to the door. The wrong door. Which meant I had to come down and direct him the right place for parcel delivery. Orgasm ruined.

Anyway, I consoled my sorry self by eating up a new horror novel: The Venue - T.J Payne.
Think wedding + revenge + every fucking bastard who ever wronged you trapped together in the Alps for an all exclusive, all paid for holiday of a lifetime. I swallowed it whole in an hour, and yes, it was that satisfying. I LOVE horror novels with a passion.

At 1.00am I made lasagne sheets and drowned them in beef in bolognaise sauce and covered it in mozzarella. Ate this with my titties out in bed.

Duh.

Fuck I love being single.

Today? Dog walk. Sunset kayak. And maybe a roast dinner out at a country pub…. Decisions decisions!

I hope your weekends have been a BLAST! I’m looking forward to chatting you all over the course of today….🤭
Damn, I could really go for some lasagna with a side of titties.
 
I don’t mind being on either end….

But yes; with women I am slightly more dominant.

I have found that with women though, there is rarely a true need for crazy big sex toys. Yes….penetration can be fun… but most play is focused on the whole body, the entirety of the female genitalia (from top to bottom as opposed to just “clit” and “hole” as it is with most men).

Therefore the need for the 12 inch, organ rearranging dildo is less than necessary.

I would much prefer a pretty lady to make out with and have go down on me for sure…. 😍

The straps are fun for drunken wild nights of fucking though for sure….
Looking through my calendar to make sure I take note of your drunken wild nights days cumming up ... ;) 😘🔥🔥
 
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