Wit & Nipples 🍒

[joclfc]

It's getting like the Krypton Factor in here

 

[peekingone]

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Bean you have any tissues?

 

[Switchem15]

My inner old man came out when I read that. My only thought was "You be careful, you might be creating an environment where it's not safe to tie your shoes around her"

Hey, my personal best I’ve taken was 12” with the video to prove

So don’t threaten me with a good time

 

[SpicyBean99]

It's getting like the Krypton Factor in here

Heyyy there’s no challenges here though I’m just a girl, standing in front of girl @LilKitKat (and our band of merry men) wanting to see her big strap on…

(If you don’t know the move I just misquoted from I’ll be a lil disappointed)

 

[NoObjection]

Could be hard hat area

Safety boots, chaps.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Bean you have any tissues?

How many ya need?

 

[joclfc]

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I remember seeing Top Gun in the next town, after pushing a WRC to the service area after the Welsh stage of the British Rally championship in the day

 

[joclfc]

Heyyy there’s no challenges here though I’m just a girl, standing in front of another girl (and her band of merry men) wanting to see her big strap on…

(If you don’t know the move I just misquoted from I’ll be a lil disappointed)

I know it.
Notting hill, Julia Roberts to Hugh Grant

 

[peekingone]

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How many ya need?

OK this is FUNNY. Just give me your panties they'll do

 

[ShaneoD]

Heyyy there’s no challenges here though I’m just a girl, standing in front of another girl (and her band of merry men) wanting to see her big strap on…

(If you don’t know the move I just misquoted from I’ll be a lil disappointed)

Damn that's definitely not a quote I thought I'd ever see attached to a strap on conversation......come to think of it not sure I've ever thought of strap on appropriate conversations

 

[SpicyBean99]

Hey, my personal best I’ve taken was 12” with the video to prove

So don’t threaten me with a good time

pics or it didn’t happen is kinda how I navigate what’s real and what’s not here in the world of lit… soooo you know that WhatsApp message I (only just, shhh) replied too?…

 

[ShaneoD]

Hey, my personal best I’ve taken was 12” with the video to prove

So don’t threaten me with a good time

For the record, I was with a girl who was into the idea of it, in practice I don't think she realized how much effort it took (there's another line added to my "why did I admit that" series)

 

[SpicyBean99]

OK this is FUNNY. Just give me your panties they'll do

They’re soaked though… are you absolutely sure?

Maybe you could use them to clean up and stuff them back inside me?

( now that was crude of me for sure )

 

[peekingone]

They’re soaked though… are you absolutely sure?

Maybe you could use them to clean up and stuff them back inside me?

( now that was crude of me for sure )

Oh that could be done and then I will get them out again with my mouth.... OK I was crude back to you. Sorry.

 

[Pad_Foot]

9?

Did you skip maths class?

It’s technically 11… I think…

Wait I might be totally wrong I need to check again…

Nope …. Definitely 11.

Another spanking’
No! Wait. He wants it

 

[Pad_Foot]

Nope it’s not lost on me…

Same goes for wales and sheep shagging… I’m sure most ‘mericans would be flabbergasted at some of our weird and wonderful “quips”

Oh dear… half Greek and some Welsh
This could be baaahhhd !!

 

[ShaneoD]

Oh dear… half Greek and some Welsh
This could be baaahhhd !!

This reminds me of that Billy Connolly bit about when a man sees something new his first thoughts are "Do I have to eat it, fight it, or fuck it?"

 

[SpicyBean99]

I vote that we see @LilKitKat too and see who’s would cause more damage

 

[Pad_Foot]

Until eventually I…

But??? It’s the same link ? And eventually she didn’t.. you know

 

[SpicyBean99]

This reminds me of that Billy Connolly bit about when a man sees something new his first thoughts are "Do I have to eat it, fight it, or fuck it?"

I freaking love Billy Connolly.

 

[Japansurfer]

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Can I be the tester

 

[SpicyBean99]

I almost asked a stupid question but based on you having bought the "hardware" I'm guessing that you might prefer wearing one rather than being on the receiving end?

I don’t mind being on either end….

But yes; with women I am slightly more dominant.

I have found that with women though, there is rarely a true need for crazy big sex toys. Yes….penetration can be fun… but most play is focused on the whole body, the entirety of the female genitalia (from top to bottom as opposed to just “clit” and “hole” as it is with most men).

Therefore the need for the 12 inch, organ rearranging dildo is less than necessary.

I would much prefer a pretty lady to make out with and have go down on me for sure….

The straps are fun for drunken wild nights of fucking though for sure….

 

[ShaneoD]

I don’t mind being on either end….

But yes; with women I am slightly more dominant.

I have found that with women though, there is rarely a true need for crazy big sex toys. Yes….penetration can be fun… but most play is focused on the whole body, the entirety of the female genitalia (from top to bottom as opposed to just “clit” and “hole” as it is with most men).

Therefore the need for the 12 inch, organ rearranging dildo is less than necessary.

I would much prefer a pretty lady to make out with and have go down on me for sure….

The straps are fun for drunken wild nights of fucking though for sure….

Just as soon as we manage to stop thinking you with another lady of just have a horny moment of clarity I'm sure someone will post a fantastic follow up question....it won't be me because I'm too busy imagining two brunettes going down on you now

 

[Pad_Foot]

Therefore the need for the 12 inch, organ rearranging dildo is less than necessary.

I would much prefer a pretty lady to make out with and have go down on me for sure….

The straps are fun for drunken wild nights of fucking though for sure….

But??? The prostate is no further in than the g spot so? Do the extra 10 inches help?

All caught up reading here

Your Red haired foot tease is gonna crash!! Brownie points please

Welcome Home.. not challenge to anyone but I shared my strap on elsewhere

 

[SpicyBean99]

I know it.
Notting hill, Julia Roberts to Hugh Grant

ya got it in one!!