SpicyBean99
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This literally screamed “ dad joke “ at meI don’t know Jasmine, can you introduce me to her?


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This literally screamed “ dad joke “ at meI don’t know Jasmine, can you introduce me to her?
Maiden, DC, Sabbath, the classicsHow about Opeth, Bolt Thrower, Bæst, Hail of bullets
Things tend to move rather quickly here it can be hard even for me to keep upI left for an hour and this magical threesome seems to have appeared from nowhereI can't be the only guy who'd like to watch but probably wouldn't like to have a moment that would make me think of a certain song from the original Top Gun
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I almost asked a stupid question but based on you having bought the "hardware" I'm guessing that you might prefer wearing one rather than being on the receiving end?Things tend to move rather quickly here it can be hard even for me to keep up
It would most likely not ever be a threesome, as I’m selfish. I’d want all her to myself.
Although selfish, I’m the opposite of a selfish lover
I’m soooo intrigued by the strap on I want to seeee it(I think it’s sexy to share sex toys…) unless she (@LilKitKat) is unsure of sharing a pic with us
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I licked and sucked on every nipple I could see.9?
Did you skip maths class?
It’s technically 11… I think…
Wait I might be totally wrong I need to check again…
Nope …. Definitely 11.
Dad joke of bad joke?This literally screamed “ dad joke “ at me![]()
Deftones! My first show! Back in 95.- Deftones
- Foo Fighters
- Black Label society
- Breaking Benjamin
- Pearl Jam
We could be here ALL day…
You grew them yourself, can I get some seeds so I can grow a pair?Thankyou! I grew them all by myself….
I do hope you stick around…It can get a lil fun around here![]()
is yer ass "the danger zone"?I left for an hour and this magical threesome seems to have appeared from nowhereI can't be the only guy who'd like to watch but probably wouldn't like to have a moment that would make me think of a certain song from the original Top Gun
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Damn I was thinking of the third one, I wasn't even thinking of the first two, but I think entering a room with two ladies wearing strap ons might be the danger zone for most guysis yer ass "the danger zone"?
is it two girls "playing with the boys" ?
when bean or I fully insert are we "taking your breath away" ?
No need for imagining where I’m concernedDamn I was thinking of the third one, I wasn't even thinking of the first two, but I think entering a room with two ladies wearing strap ons might be the danger zone for most guys![]()
These sound amazing….I suggest mink lined cuffs. We don't want to damage the beautiful wrist and ankles.
I'm glad I asked, someone seems very happy with herself in that video too
I think if I show mine… Kit should show us hers and then you can decided which one you’d rather take.(This is just a sly way for me to see her strap on, duh…!
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Depending on your answer depends on who gets to fuck you and who gets to pleasure the other member
But then I love a threesome, especially FFM. Nothing better than making a guys leg shake alongside a woman’s
https://vlix.io/video/0b2aaeb1a7cee29acc91/
guess what I'm wearing…
I am so horny.I think if I show mine… Kit should show us hers and then you can decided which one you’d rather take.(This is just a sly way for me to see her strap on, duh…!
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Depending on your answer depends on who gets to fuck you and who gets to pleasure the other member
But then I love a threesome, especially FFM. Nothing better than making a guys leg shake alongside a woman’s
https://vlix.io/video/0b2aaeb1a7cee29acc91/
guess what I'm wearing…
"You've got that loving feeling oh that loving feeling "
Damn Bean, you are ready for sure
My rock playlist has over 34 hours of listening….Also missed off black sabbath, Dio, white snake![]()
With Bean and Kit?Damn I was thinking of the third one, I wasn't even thinking of the first two, but I think entering a room with two ladies wearing strap ons might be the danger zone for most guys![]()
Could be hard hat areaWith Bean and Kit?
Fuck, I choose the danger.
That dress is perfect on you. You look so good!HAPPY SUNDAY!!!
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My weekend has been absolutely FABULOUS!
Friday was pureeeee unorganised freaking chaosMy two best friends ended up dragging me too a bar (I’m more of a pub and then back to the house for games and more drinks) and ya know what? It was fucking fun. Despite paying £80 to get home (a 30 min car journey bearing in mind)
gross.
The next morning, after practically sleeping like the dead, I decided have a little fun and edge until I couldn’t hold it…I lasted two hours….(I can last longer when there’s someone there to enforce punishment and rules heheh) I was practically shaking, or the fucking CUSP of a full body shaking orgasm when the delivery man showed up to the door. The wrong door. Which meant I had to come down and direct him the right place for parcel delivery. Orgasm ruined.
Anyway, I consoled my sorry self by eating up a new horror novel: The Venue - T.J Payne.
Think wedding + revenge + every fucking bastard who ever wronged you trapped together in the Alps for an all exclusive, all paid for holiday of a lifetime. I swallowed it whole in an hour, and yes, it was that satisfying. I LOVE horror novels with a passion.
At 1.00am I made lasagne sheets and drowned them in beef in bolognaise sauce and covered it in mozzarella. Ate this with my titties out in bed.
Duh.
Fuck I love being single.
Today? Dog walk. Sunset kayak. And maybe a roast dinner out at a country pub…. Decisions decisions!
I hope your weekends have been a BLAST! I’m looking forward to chatting you all over the course of today….![]()
This is a fantastic long weekend gift. You may have realised just how much I love boobs and you look incredibly enticing both here in your titty surprise video. I love your pictures of your dresses too. You are really spoling us today. You certainly are pushing my buttonsHello newbie
I’m so sorry the seeming lack of nipples…there have in fact, been plenty of nipples posted over the thread at various different times… but alas, you’ve only just joined so I guess I could give you a special gift….
Thankyou for enjoying what you’ve seen so far!
I take lots of pictures most days to keep the thread as fresh as possible! Whether that’s mini stories, audios (which you can find somewhere in the last 20 pages or so), videos and fun, naughty conversations!
I LOVE chatting and getting to know everyone as much as I love showing off my nipples and sexiest pictures so… I’m sure along the way you’ll see much more!
But for now….
Nipples.
https://postimg.cc/mzRCgp20
Mine is endless as I'm and ancient personMy rock playlist has over 34 hours of listening….
Linked for your pleasure…
Without knowing how scarily big @LilKitKat's might be, you're braver than me lolWith Bean and Kit?
Fuck, I choose the danger.
My inner old man came out when I read that. My only thought was "You be careful, you might be creating an environment where it's not safe to tie your shoes around her"I vote that we see @LilKitKat too and see who’s would cause more damage![]()