~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[lilmissdarling]

He loves to bake sourdough bread for his friends. Just dont ask him about the pumpkin bread incident.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

She loves unconditionally and gives 2nd chances like waffles being half price at the Waffle House.

 

[gabriela_2003]

He wanted to be a man of strength, natural masculinity, and honor—but somehow, he ended up as a hipster with a perfectly manicured full beard, skinny jeans, vintage glasses, and an endless collection of ironic T-shirts.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

He wanted to be a man of strength, natural masculinity, and honor—but somehow, he ended up as a hipster with a perfectly manicured full beard, skinny jeans, vintage glasses, and an endless collection of ironic T-shirts.

Its suppose to be baseless lies!

 

[EctoJohn]

Bought an actual pirate ship once hoping to one day obtain the real curse of the Black Pearl.

 

[Jodaily]

Was the voice of “Hal” in 2001, A space odyssey.

 

[Farrell30]

Is called Joe and has a local paper round he’s been doing for years. Locals love him. Occasionally is allowed to water their plants and cleanup any mess.

 

[Sunlover102]

Snuck back onto lit after leaving in dubious circumstances.

 

[Series 6]

Snuck back onto lit after leaving in dubious circumstances.

Never does shameful things on the weekends. During the weekdays, it’s another story.

 

[Jodaily]

Was forced to leave his helmet at the door at the last show he went to.

 

[gabriela_2003]

He tried to trick us… His username is actually (mis)spelled backwards (yliadoj) and is a cryptic way to explain the importance of orange juice during the Trojan War.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

She demands obedience...

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Is totally not smiling

 

[gabriela_2003]

Is totally not smiling

He is actually the inspiration for Elton John’s song Rocket Man.

 

[Farrell30]

Has an absolutely huge cock.

 

[EctoJohn]

Was really shocked when what they thought was a rooster appreciation website was REALLY not what they signed up for.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Was really shocked when what they thought was a rooster appreciation website was REALLY not what they signed up for.

In 2632, Ecto John was born to a French farmer's wife and a Russian Calvary soldier. Both parents had no intention of having children, just the bad luck of accidental pregnancy. Nevertheless, they figured they would give it a go. That only lasted 12 months when Ecto John replaced his mother at the farm, showing tremendous skill growing crops. His Russian father was not happy with this because the wife was now home more often to nag at him about croissants and baguettes. When the father tried to punish Ecto John, the 12 month old challenged his father to a duel. The father, being a Calvary soldier, was not used to battling on foot, and was dispatched quickly by the one year. This began Ecto John's journey through life.

The village, not approving of patricide, wished to punish the toddler, but Ecto John was having none of it. He stole a horse from the constables and began traveling the European countryside...

 

[Series 6]

In 2632, Ecto John was born to a French farmer's wife and a Russian Calvary soldier. Both parents had no intention of having children, just the bad luck of accidental pregnancy. Nevertheless, they figured they would give it a go. That only lasted 12 months when Ecto John replaced his mother at the farm, showing tremendous skill growing crops. His Russian father was not happy with this because the wife was now home more often to nag at him about croissants and baguettes. When the father tried to punish Ecto John, the 12 month old challenged his father to a duel. The father, being a Calvary soldier, was not used to battling on foot, and was dispatched quickly by the one year. This began Ecto John's journey through life.

The village, not approving of patricide, wished to punish the toddler, but Ecto John was having none of it. He stole a horse from the constables and began traveling the European countryside...

Has an excessively large collection of Care Bear stuffed toys and Snap On tools

 

[MindYaBitness]

Has an excessively large collection of Care Bear stuffed toys and Snap On tools

He's actually series 5

 

[HopefulRetirement]

She's actually wants you in her business

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Actually has a job

 

[AlwaysDancing]

She's actually wants you in her business

Goes to the park and sets up dominos. But nobody wants to play dominos with a naked man in the park.

Actually has a job

Wants to play dominos.

(Edit: spelling)

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Goes to the park and sets up dominos. But nobody wants to play dominos with a naked man in the park.

Wants to play dominos.

(Edit: spelling)

Loves sitting around

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Actually has a job

Actually.... I do have a job. Retirement wasn't good for me - I got bored!

 

[Series 6]

Actually.... I do have a job. Retirement wasn't good for me - I got bored!

His job is working the checkout counter at an adult bookstore