Sitting on the deck...
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Rob_Royale
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That nosy neighbour lady. Her husband had been gone for fifeteen years and it's been sooo long.
She wants you
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A curious space creature, that wants to compare number of members.
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Lady cop is there to arrest him. The police have been summoned since your MC is guilty of indecent exposure.
sirhugs
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but she decides to let him atone in the bedroom instead?
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I have her watching him, while he’s cuffed in the backseat of the squad car
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Knowing sirhugs' predilections, how about this:
His twenty-one year old daughter, coming home unexpectedly from college.
Maybe with a friend?
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Here's a Halloween one, a ghost who needs to have a perfect orgasm before they can cross over.
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wrong thread...
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Well, maybe it could go in both. But this is the one that gave me the thought.
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Amazon delivery
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that's evil.
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very odd.
I like odd.
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Would UPS delivery be better?
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UPS delivery is never better, but the uniforms might add some kink...
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I’m sure all of those delivery service people have some interesting stories of things that they’ve encountered on their delivery routes.
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My money says the delivery drivers have ample fantasies about what happens when the attractive package recipient answers the door half dressed and asks that they bring it inside.
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I think we’ll have to start rating desirability of different delivery companies. The choices:
1. Amazon
2. UPS
3. Fed Ex
4. U.S. Postal Service
5. DoorDash
6. Your local pizza delivery guy.
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1. It's not his house.
2. It belongs to his mother's best friend who has been teasing him for years with racy and suggestive comments. "God, if my husband looked like you, I'd never let him leave the house, Jimmy. Thank goodness you don't live closer. I'd drag you to my boudior."
3. He times it so that he's there when she gets home from work. "Are you just going to stand there a gawk, Mrs. Taylor? Or are are you going to do what you've always said you wanted do?"
2. It belongs to his mother's best friend who has been teasing him for years with racy and suggestive comments. "God, if my husband looked like you, I'd never let him leave the house, Jimmy. Thank goodness you don't live closer. I'd drag you to my boudior."
3. He times it so that he's there when she gets home from work. "Are you just going to stand there a gawk, Mrs. Taylor? Or are are you going to do what you've always said you wanted do?"
bestkeptsecret678
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I’ll reply in my own context:
1. Amazon - cute outfits, but they’re always so stressed out, making their productivity goals. So only good for a quickie.
2. UPS - mostly dudes, but the women are tough as nails. I’m hers however she instructs.
3. Fed Ex -same
4. U.S. Postal Service - She might take me as a hostage, and I think I’d be ok with that.
5. DoorDash - too broad a group to comment.
6. Your local pizza delivery guy - I did this in college, so she and I would have plenty in common. We’ll likely see each other again…
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frisky-leo
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I would say a bonus with the first three is they (usually) arrive in a big truck that could provide interesting props or risk of being caught on camera.
I agree with Door Dash being the random encounter.
The other two both have the possibility of becoming regular delivery stops with open fun or heated glances when they happen across each other with their families in public...
