Sitting on the deck...

[sirhugs]

...playing with himself.

Who comes by?

 

[Rob_Royale]

That nosy neighbour lady. Her husband had been gone for fifeteen years and it's been sooo long.

 

[Mrman69]

That nosy neighbour lady. Her husband had been gone for fifeteen years and it's been sooo long.

She wants you

 

[NuclearFairy]

A curious space creature, that wants to compare number of members.

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

Lady cop is there to arrest him. The police have been summoned since your MC is guilty of indecent exposure.

 

[sirhugs]

Lady cop is there to arrest him. The police have been summoned since your MC is guilty of indecent exposure.

but she decides to let him atone in the bedroom instead?

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

but she decides to let him atone in the bedroom instead?

I have her watching him, while he’s cuffed in the backseat of the squad car

 

[Carnevil9]

The pool boy. He's been fucking the wife for weeks now, but she is out of town. Fortunately, the pool boy is bisexual so......

 

[Carnevil9]

...playing with himself.

Who comes by?

Knowing sirhugs' predilections, how about this:

His twenty-one year old daughter, coming home unexpectedly from college.

Maybe with a friend?

 

[NuclearFairy]

Here's a Halloween one, a ghost who needs to have a perfect orgasm before they can cross over.

 

[sirhugs]

Here's a Halloween one, a ghost who needs to have a perfect orgasm before they can cross over.

wrong thread...

 

[NuclearFairy]

wrong thread...

Well, maybe it could go in both. But this is the one that gave me the thought.

 

[Series 6]

...playing with himself.

Who comes by?

Amazon delivery

 

[sirhugs]

Amazon delivery

that's evil.

 

[sirhugs]

Well, maybe it could go in both. But this is the one that gave me the thought.

very odd.
I like odd.

 

[Series 6]

that's evil.

Would UPS delivery be better?

 

[sirhugs]

Would UPS delivery be better?

UPS delivery is never better, but the uniforms might add some kink...

 

[Gunter99]

His 20 year old niece asking for help, she ends up helping her uncle in many ways

 

[Series 6]

UPS delivery is never better, but the uniforms might add some kink...

I’m sure all of those delivery service people have some interesting stories of things that they’ve encountered on their delivery routes.

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

My money says the delivery drivers have ample fantasies about what happens when the attractive package recipient answers the door half dressed and asks that they bring it inside.

 

[Series 6]

My money says the delivery drivers have ample fantasies about what happens when the attractive package recipient answers the door half dressed and asks that they bring it inside.

I think we’ll have to start rating desirability of different delivery companies. The choices:

1. Amazon
2. UPS
3. Fed Ex
4. U.S. Postal Service
5. DoorDash
6. Your local pizza delivery guy.