What made you laugh today? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Chillygirl]

Can I go with you I want a tattoo but to old and geeky

Never too old or geeky! Let’s go!

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

@kathyisgr65 she’s a goofball

 

[kathyisgr65]

@kathyisgr65 she’s a goofball

U say the sweetest things..

 

[barefootgirl69]

Two different conversations with my two oldest.

 

[Abeona1]

Give me a chance literally just woken up.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

A Robin Williams interview

 

[Pad_Foot]

Were you rapping about wraps by any chance?

Raps both ladies an their hands
Wrap it up ladies! Back to work
(Ladies retire rich with millions whereas I am fired)

 

[LisaMayTurner]

Mr Jones...every time

"I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs."

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Me sitting there waiting for five minutes for a code to be texted to me. Forgot that this one emails the code. So ditzy!

 

[Waiter519123]

My daughters bikini top strap broke.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Found one of the nurses sleeping inside one of the electrical rooms. Well, I'll be honest. I walked in and he was laid out on the floor. Scared the shit out of me. I might have yelled..... A manly yell of course.

 

[F3x0r]

People scrambling with excuses. Just say you don't know..

 

[MedicalMuse]

Found one of the nurses sleeping inside one of the electrical rooms. Well, I'll be honest. I walked in and he was laid out on the floor. Scared the shit out of me. I might have yelled..... A manly yell of course.

Listen, don’t judge. Any port in a fucking storm. Those 15 minute breaks can be used for anything we want.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Listen, don’t judge. Any port in a fucking storm. Those 15 minute breaks can be used for anything we want.

Hell no, I don't judge. I've learned to be very, very creative when it comes to sneaking a nap.

When I was a young private in the Army, I'd zip tie my hands to a truck axle in the motor pool and pretend I was working on it but I was dead asleep. Not the smartest thing to do but hey.... I wasn't the smartest back then either.

 

[ShaneoD]

Hell no, I don't judge. I've learned to be very, very creative when it comes to sneaking a nap.

When I was a young private in the Army, I'd zip tie my hands to a truck axle in the motor pool and pretend I was working on it but I was dead asleep. Not the smartest thing to do but hey.... I wasn't the smartest back then either.

Damn, even if you approach that in a caring way it's still hard to be awkward. "Oh fuck!!, I'm sorry, ssshh, go back to sleep" to a complete stranger has to be a little awkward

 

[Wonderer67]

When I was a young private in the Army, I'd zip tie my hands to a truck axle in the motor pool and pretend I was working on it but I was dead asleep. Not the smartest thing to do but hey.... I wasn't the smartest back then either.

Ha - makes me laugh. I did similar things.

Checking the torsion bars and the inside of the track of our tank. I might have also been inspecting “muffler bearings”and “diesel spark plugs.”

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Ha - makes me laugh. I did similar things.

Checking the torsion bars and the inside of the track of our tank. I might have also been inspecting “muffler bearings”and “diesel spark plugs.”

You get it.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Anybody got his number?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Last night I had sex for the third time this year. Twice I had to stop a kitten from crawling onto my chest while my legs were up in the air, my husband inside me. The last time I begged them to go away. They have no concept of personal space.

 

[Chillygirl]

The teams meeting is a comedy show. This poor presenter is being eaten alive. I have never used the clapping reaction so much!

 

[dkak001]

This:

 

[HopefulRetirement]

The voices telling me to go to sleep.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

A reply to “poof” in a message.

 

[Marriedmannextdoor]

This.

 

[munch2much]

This:

Haha that’s hysterical!!