Lady bits!

When it comes to genitals I try to use expressions my characters would use in a particular situation. A lower class little old lady chatting to the doctor might opt for "my bits" or 'downstairs." A farmer may talk about a furrow in a field" while someone common would have no issue in using "cunt"

Personally I like "hairy pudding bowl".
 
I don't have a problem with the word cunt. Though I understand some people do so I don't tend to go there. A few times I have, but only as the story builds up and its near the end of the sex session at its most ardent point.

I don't like cutesy names like "nards, cunny or mammaries" as they don't sound sexy at all.

Also, some of the vulgar names, which seem to be for women are: fuckhole, gash, slit, snatch, twat. Nope.

Crotch is okay, but I can never write it where it sounds sexy, so I don't use it. And another odd one for me is "quim".

This may be an odd thing on my part, but I don't like seeing the word "penis" in erotica. (shudders) I can't read that word and not think of an underage boy and I don't dig that shit.


So in the end, I don't have a lot of euphemisms available to me. So my writing sometimes sounds redundant to me.
 
I'm not an American, though, so I suspect my sensibility is purely phonological. It's just a harsh combination of mostly throaty sounds with nary a vowel between them. Even "fuck" is better, because the final [k] is often subdued and it has no grating consonant smushed together like "cunt" has.
I think the word is fine as a description of anatomy, referring to a woman as one is as ignorant to me as a racial slur. It is not allowed in my house and if someone says it around me I tell them they're being disgusting. I've told my daughters that any man who says it is someone they probably don't want to spend any time with.

Having said that, in other parts of the world its said in a different way and they will even tell men to stop being such a... the connotation is different.

Here, its pure ignorance and the sign of an asshole.
 
Its filed away along with damp and moist.

I saw someone use dank once and I thought that in addition to How To essays there should be some How not to versions.

Young people have assured me that "dank" has become a compliment along the lines of "bad," "sick," "nasty," and so on. From dank weed to dank tunes and I don't know what all. I'll guess that if at the right moment the right guy tells the right lady that she's got a dank snatch, she'll feel properly happy to hear it.
 
Young people have assured me that "dank" has become a compliment along the lines of "bad," "sick," "nasty," and so on. From dank weed to dank tunes and I don't know what all. I'll guess that if at the right moment the right guy tells the right lady that she's got a dank snatch, she'll feel properly happy to hear it.
That's a gamble I wouldn't take

But I'm also not 20 meaning I have a lifetime of knowing what words meant before they decided to make them something else.
 
As many of my characters are Anthropomorphic equines, I don't have much trouble as mares are mounted or serviced. It's all of legal age, and consensual even with humans.
 
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