Lady bits!

[Nynah]

I worked with a younger woman who was infamous in the office because she'd say "Right, going home to let my rat out."

In the context of some mythologies which include detachable vaginas, this is a rather fun mental image.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

In the context of some mythologies which include detachable vaginas, this is a rather fun mental image.

Would you know where I might order one?

 

[alohadave]

Would you know where I might order one?

Snap-on!

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Blue Oyster Cult has a lyric


I wrap my self in Thee.


Whatever could that mean?

 

[onehitwanda]

I've yet to see 'wetness' maybe I missed it or perhaps it has been intentionally excluded.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/9TOSR3fZBgsAAAAd/zoolander-ben-stiller.gif

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Snap-on!

I didn't think of that. They did ask me not to come back to Home Depot, though.

 

[mrs_mackenzie]

"steaming cunt"

Saw a thread from @StillStunned about 'lady bits' and expected the worst.

More or less got exactly what I expected.

 

[StillStunned]

Saw a thread from @StillStunned about 'lady bits' and expected the worst.

More or less got exactly what I expected.

Hey! I thought I was fairly restrained.

I could have written "her meat-hungry swamp pit". Or "her slimed woman-flesh". Or "the dark purple blinds of her nethers". But I didn't.

 

[crookedletter]

But I didn't.

... until you did.

 

[mrs_mackenzie]

Possibly the least sexy description I saw of a vagina recently was along the lines of:
A vagina is a surface of genus zero (as the hole doesn't go all the way through) and if you were to 'split it wide open' by cutting along a closed curve you would render her manifold disconnected.

Now I've said it, someone will try to use it in a story...

 

[EmilyMiller]

Possibly the least sexy description I saw of a vagina recently was along the lines of:
A vagina is a surface of genus zero (as the hole doesn't go all the way through) and if you were to 'split it wide open' by cutting along a closed curve you would render her manifold disconnected.

Now I've said it, someone will try to use it in a story...

Never has topology been less sexy!

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Mrs. Mack's sorta looks like a cow's nose.

 

[StillStunned]

Possibly the least sexy description I saw of a vagina recently was along the lines of:
A vagina is a surface of genus zero (as the hole doesn't go all the way through) and if you were to 'split it wide open' by cutting along a closed curve you would render her manifold disconnected.

Now I've said it, someone will try to use it in a story...

I've known some guys for who "manifold" would be the most arousing part of the entire topic.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

I've known some guys for who "manifold" would be the most arousing part of the entire topic.

Inject that fuel Baby! Blow the exhaust!

 

[EmilyMiller]

I've known some guys for who "manifold" would be the most arousing part of the entire topic.

In this case, it means a topological space that is locally Euclidean, i.e. smooth / continuous. In lay speak, if you zoom in, it looks kinda flat [insert joke about my lack of curves here].

 

[iwatchus]

I'm with you Emily. I had to think about what kind of manifold StillStunned was talking about. Most of the guys I know who are nerdy enough to get excited about a proper mathematical manifold are also serious horndogs.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I'm with you Emily. I had to think about what kind of manifold StillStunned was talking about. Most of the guys I know who are nerdy enough to get excited about a proper mathematical manifold are also serious horndogs.

As I’ve said many times, I loved math, but it was an unreciprocated passion. Hence the Biology major. But I still read popular math books from time to time.

 

[StillStunned]

Start a thread about a serious topic, and it devolves into smut. Start a thread about smut, and it devolves into maths.

 

[Voboy]

I always found "cunt" shocking, until I met people who actually use it pretty freely. I had no idea.

So I don't shy away from it in my stories, but I equate it with "cock" in the sense that they're more vulgar than the main alternatives, pussy and dick. I use those choices as a way of differentiating between less inhibited narrators and narrators with a little more decorum.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Stuffin' the muffin'.

 

[TheLobster]

I always found "cunt" shocking, until I met people who actually use it pretty freely. I had no idea.

Australia is truly an upside-down place, innit?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That would depend on the shaving...a beaver being full on hairy...were would could have buff muff?

In Canada we have been known to refer to "shaved beaver." By the way, beaver pelts were shaved to procure the waterproof fur for the production of beaver hats.

 

[iwatchus]

As I’ve said many times, I loved math, but it was an unreciprocated passion. Hence the Biology major. But I still read popular math books from time to time.

I ended up a course short of a math major to go along with physics and philosophy. They wouldn't let me do a triple major anyway. I am old enough, they did not offer CS as a major yet.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Going the other way around, Linneaus, in his Systema Naturae, used the Latin terms for lady bits to name the parts of a bivalve's hinge.

So, with all due respect, I've described the clitoris in its hood beneath the labia as a "pearl hidden within her mantle."

 

[Voboy]

Australia is truly an upside-down place, innit?

No. These are all full-blooded American women.