AtramentousRex
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Hello Children. Its your favorite neighborhood emo boy, AtramentousRex/Nevyn_Black/Neefull Thing/WhoKnowsNextWeek
I'd like to take a brief moment to talk about the methods I use to avoid getting Lit pussy, or even Lit dick, which is very hard to do I might add.
Now, the first and most important thing is, never lie about anything.
1. Always be Brutally honest - If someone sends you a pic asking if they are pretty, make sure to tell them how ugly they are in the worst, most personally derogatory and disrespectful a way as possible. Point out all their flaws, starting with the physical ones and moving on to personal traits that they are secretly self-conscious about. It works most of the time - Unless they are into that kind of thing. Sick fucks.
2. If they ask questions about you - Paint yourself in the absolute worst way you can imagine. Send them the palest, most bloated, scarred, stretch marked, unshaven, unkempt, unbathed pics you can. Bonus points if you have a fungal infection or a rash! But don't stop there, please list every personal tragedy you've ever had and each way in which you are an abject failure! Whine about how broke and crazy you are, talk about your time in prison/the psych ward. A lot. Incessantly. If the first one doesn't work, this one will. Be sure to make it clear that you possess no confidence or self esteem to any measurable degree. Hetero ladies in particular hate this...unless they are dommy mommies. Icky.
3. Nothing is, has ever been, or ever will be your fault - Remember, denial is not just a river in Egypt. You should constantly point out how you have been mistreated and vilified by everyone who talks to you, if possible develop and actual persecution complex. Incel behaviors of any kind, or even sympathy for anyone who has ever been even temporarily labeled as an incel, will ensure that you have lots of material for this. Be vehemently anti-Feminist, in spaces that are dedicated to feminism, and then complain that its not fair that they get their own spaces!
(note: This one will maybe lead to physical harm, which is the ultimate badge of honor)
4. Call yourself a 'Nice Guy'. That's it. Nothing complicated, just say it as often as possible, wherever you can. The rest will happen organically.
(do not do this if you are prone to depression, or struggle when socially isolated.)
Anyone else who wishes to contribute to this list will be greatly assisting those who wish to remain pure and unsullied. Let there be Celibacy, or let there be Banning!
I'd like to take a brief moment to talk about the methods I use to avoid getting Lit pussy, or even Lit dick, which is very hard to do I might add.
Now, the first and most important thing is, never lie about anything.
1. Always be Brutally honest - If someone sends you a pic asking if they are pretty, make sure to tell them how ugly they are in the worst, most personally derogatory and disrespectful a way as possible. Point out all their flaws, starting with the physical ones and moving on to personal traits that they are secretly self-conscious about. It works most of the time - Unless they are into that kind of thing. Sick fucks.
2. If they ask questions about you - Paint yourself in the absolute worst way you can imagine. Send them the palest, most bloated, scarred, stretch marked, unshaven, unkempt, unbathed pics you can. Bonus points if you have a fungal infection or a rash! But don't stop there, please list every personal tragedy you've ever had and each way in which you are an abject failure! Whine about how broke and crazy you are, talk about your time in prison/the psych ward. A lot. Incessantly. If the first one doesn't work, this one will. Be sure to make it clear that you possess no confidence or self esteem to any measurable degree. Hetero ladies in particular hate this...unless they are dommy mommies. Icky.
3. Nothing is, has ever been, or ever will be your fault - Remember, denial is not just a river in Egypt. You should constantly point out how you have been mistreated and vilified by everyone who talks to you, if possible develop and actual persecution complex. Incel behaviors of any kind, or even sympathy for anyone who has ever been even temporarily labeled as an incel, will ensure that you have lots of material for this. Be vehemently anti-Feminist, in spaces that are dedicated to feminism, and then complain that its not fair that they get their own spaces!
(note: This one will maybe lead to physical harm, which is the ultimate badge of honor)
4. Call yourself a 'Nice Guy'. That's it. Nothing complicated, just say it as often as possible, wherever you can. The rest will happen organically.
(do not do this if you are prone to depression, or struggle when socially isolated.)
Anyone else who wishes to contribute to this list will be greatly assisting those who wish to remain pure and unsullied. Let there be Celibacy, or let there be Banning!
