The Art of Getting Lit Laid

[IrreverendBoob]

Shhh.... don't give them ideas....lol

I think the ideas are already there. You know - you posted your whole methodology, so people might get ideas...

 

[Carmina24]

I think the ideas are already there. You know - you posted your whole methodology, so people might get ideas...

Damn, I hate it when you're right...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Same here.

Let’s be clear: I get turned on by the male form. (And also the female form, but that’s another story.) But there is so much more to the male form than just your cock. The best, 100% best thread for me is the “show us JUST your chest” one, and the second is “show is your style” where it’s clothed figures. God those can get so hot.

Cocks are fun, but I’m gonna gasp at how you present your body and your clever turns of phrase much more than your erect member.

Bevis and butthead
You said erect member
Uh uh uh uh


Lol. Let me give a male perspective on why we may jump the gun on revealing our manhood too quickly and often with no hint of subtlety.

For me, I want to show the excitement a potential new playmate brings about and what better way than to send a pic at full attention? Leaving nothing to the imagination. Throwing all cards onto the table so to speak.

And since I have no fashion sense at all and I have a dad bod despite not being a father it quiet frankly, I feel, is my best feature and don't we always want to put our best foot forward while meeting new friends?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Oh no, you did not just approve this matchmaking idea!
Fortunately there are no clients lol

The eagle has landed.

I want to support whatever makes you happy. So consider that a green light

 

[IrreverendBoob]

Okay, I would still want to see it eventually

And as a matter of courtesy on the side of us men, I would only say: "Ask and ye shall receive."

 

[Carmina24]

Bevis and butthead
You said erect member
Uh uh uh uh


Lol. Let me give a male perspective on why we may jump the gun on revealing our manhood too quickly and often with no hint of subtlety.

For me, I want to show the excitement a potential new playmate brings about and what better way than to send a pic at full attention? Leaving nothing to the imagination. Throwing all cards onto the table so to speak.

And since I have no fashion sense at all and I have a dad bod despite not being a father it quiet frankly, I feel, is my best feature and don't we always want to put our best foot forward while meeting new friends?

Here's my take on this:

Flash it too soon and it’s just another picture. But let me get to know you first - laugh with you, like you, want you - and when you finally reveal yourself, it’s not just a body part anymore. It’s a secret shared, a gift unwrapped… and maybe the start of me wanting even more.

 

[Carmina24]

And as a matter of courtesy on the side of us men, I would only say: "Ask and ye shall receive."

@IrreverendBoob
Don't tempt me...

 

[IrreverendBoob]

@IrreverendBoob
Don't tempt me...

Ah, but temptation can be such fun....

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Here's my take on this:

Flash it too soon and it’s just another picture. But let me get to know you first - laugh with you, like you, want you - and when you finally reveal yourself, it’s not just a body part anymore. It’s a secret shared, a gift unwrapped… and maybe the start of me wanting even more.

Oh yes that does indeed sound more enticing and with a bigger payoff!

Live and learn

 

[Carmina24]

Welcome to the Matchmaking Corner

We warned you this might happen… and here we are. Some brave souls have stepped forward, asking us to play Cupid (or perhaps Mischief-Maker).

This isn’t a dating service. This is a spark of possibility. Think of it as a masquerade ball where you get a glimpse of who’s behind the mask - and if you’re intrigued, you step forward and say hello.

Here’s how it works:

Every so often, we’ll feature a volunteer profile.

If you’re curious, you can message them directly.

What happens next is up to the two of you. Friendship, flirtation, fire… or just a laugh shared over words.

Our only rule? Respect. Remember that each profile is a person. Treat them as you’d want to be treated, and the sparks will take care of themselves.

So, without further ado… meet our very first volunteer.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Welcome to the Matchmaking Corner

We warned you this might happen… and here we are. Some brave souls have stepped forward, asking us to play Cupid (or perhaps Mischief-Maker).

This isn’t a dating service. This is a spark of possibility. Think of it as a masquerade ball where you get a glimpse of who’s behind the mask - and if you’re intrigued, you step forward and say hello.

Here’s how it works:

Every so often, we’ll feature a volunteer profile.

If you’re curious, you can message them directly.

What happens next is up to the two of you. Friendship, flirtation, fire… or just a laugh shared over words.

Our only rule? Respect. Remember that each profile is a person. Treat them as you’d want to be treated, and the sparks will take care of themselves.

So, without further ado… meet our very first volunteer.

I love this!

 

[Carmina24]

Welcome to the Matchmaking Corner

We warned you this might happen… and here we are. Some brave souls have stepped forward, asking us to play Cupid (or perhaps Mischief-Maker).

This isn’t a dating service. This is a spark of possibility. Think of it as a masquerade ball where you get a glimpse of who’s behind the mask - and if you’re intrigued, you step forward and say hello.

Here’s how it works:

Every so often, we’ll feature a volunteer profile.

If you’re curious, you can message them directly.

What happens next is up to the two of you. Friendship, flirtation, fire… or just a laugh shared over words.

Our only rule? Respect. Remember that each profile is a person. Treat them as you’d want to be treated, and the sparks will take care of themselves.

So, without further ado… meet our very first volunteer.

Introducing: @Hornymwtxn

He’s no stranger here - my co-conspirator in fanning the flames of this very thread. But now, he steps into the Matchmaking Corner with a spark of his own.

He prefers the company of women (his words: “men are too easy to find” ), and he comes open-hearted, open-minded, ready to accept you as you are. He’s a man who listens deeply, a sympathetic ear who finds joy in making your day lighter, your night brighter.

Disciplined in body - exercise keeps him grounded (and yes, sometimes he does it naked… because why not make discipline a little daring?). Disciplined in words - he writes poetry that lingers, gentle lines that tug at the edges of your imagination.
Retired now, he has the rarest luxury of all - time. Time to listen, time to explore, time to give himself fully to whatever (or whoever) sparks his curiosity.

Easy-going, approachable, with a touch of mischief, he has led a steady life… but he’s also open to new adventures, new discoveries, and meaningful connections that make the heart race.

He’s not here for empty sparks. As the co-creator of this thread, he’s looking for something more - a connection that excites, intrigues, and deepens with every exchange. Something that feels like discovery, like finding a secret you never want to put down.

So, ladies… the Matchmaker has struck her first match. The question is - who will be bold enough to lean in and see where this flame could lead?

 

[Ratchetman1982]

With an introduction like that, even the guys could be interested! Excellent job!

 

[Carmina24]

With an introduction like that, even the guys could be interested! Excellent job!

Thank you for your kind words!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Introducing: @Hornymwtxn

He’s no stranger here - my co-conspirator in fanning the flames of this very thread. But now, he steps into the Matchmaking Corner with a spark of his own.

He prefers the company of women (his words: “men are too easy to find” ), and he comes open-hearted, open-minded, ready to accept you as you are. He’s a man who listens deeply, a sympathetic ear who finds joy in making your day lighter, your night brighter.

Disciplined in body - exercise keeps him grounded (and yes, sometimes he does it naked… because why not make discipline a little daring?). Disciplined in words - he writes poetry that lingers, gentle lines that tug at the edges of your imagination.
Retired now, he has the rarest luxury of all - time. Time to listen, time to explore, time to give himself fully to whatever (or whoever) sparks his curiosity.

Easy-going, approachable, with a touch of mischief, he has led a steady life… but he’s also open to new adventures, new discoveries, and meaningful connections that make the heart race.

He’s not here for empty sparks. As the co-creator of this thread, he’s looking for something more - a connection that excites, intrigues, and deepens with every exchange. Something that feels like discovery, like finding a secret you never want to put down.

So, ladies… the Matchmaker has struck her first match. The question is - who will be bold enough to lean in and see where this flame could lead?

This is exciting and scary all at the same time.
I answer all pm from everyone.


But now I must exercise on my rower.

 

[Carmina24]

This is exciting and scary all at the same time.
I answer all pm from everyone.


But now I must exercise on my rower.

See? What did I tell you - discipline.

 

[MissEmmEss]

This is exciting and scary all at the same time.
I answer all pm from everyone.


But now I must exercise on my rower.

Naked?

 

[Carmina24]

Naked?

Yes. I confirmed with him (but kept my eyes closed).

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Naked?

Yes. The rower is the perfect machine for naked exercise. Easy on the joints AND the family jewels.

I stream music, amazon music has a new discovery mix every Monday to find new songs and artists, close my eyes dream of rowing outside on a calm day with water like glass.

With the music playing in the background. Close my eyes as the sweat starts to make a glow. Settle into a rhythmic pace.

Wondering how being blindfolded during a sex session would feel.

 

[JennyCapricorn]

Oh yes that does indeed sound more enticing and with a bigger payoff!

Live and learn

And since I have no fashion sense at all and I have a dad bod despite not being a father it quiet frankly, I feel, is my best feature and don't we always want to put our best foot forward while meeting new friends?

A lot of men are insecure about their bodies when you don’t need be (So are a lot of women… but thats another story). Dad bods are fine. Really. I still have a belly and a scar from two kids but I still share photos of me clothed (and sometimes not).

As for having no fashion sense, if you’re in a clean polo shirt or dress shirt and we see a smile that reaches your eyes you will be fine. I want to see those long before I see what you think is your best feature.

Imagine you do get me on a date. Do I want to be across the table from a man or a giant dick? Some of you are both all the time of course but you have a choice.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

A lot of men are insecure about their bodies when you don’t need be (So are a lot of women… but thats another story). Dad bods are fine. Really. I still have a belly and a scar from two kids but I still share photos of me clothed (and sometimes not).

As for having no fashion sense, if you’re in a clean polo shirt or dress shirt and we see a smile that reaches your eyes you will be fine. I want to see those long before I see what you think is your best feature.

Imagine you do get me on a date. Do I want to be across the table from a man or a giant dick? Some of you are both all the time of course but you have a choice.

I always have the capability of being a big dick. Lol

But that truly isn't how I wish to come across.

I Just like having friends where we can talk about anything

 

[JennyCapricorn]

I always have the capability of being a big dick. Lol

But that truly isn't how I wish to come across.

I Just like having friends where we can talk about anything

Ok I got Kevin’s permission for this but this is my husband

https://imgur.com/a/DIqq7lB

Do you look substantially worse than this? He’e very dad bod. He’s in his 50s. He’s spent the last year trying not to be someone whose wife needs to dress him.

And he manages to pick up women in bars when he has a free pass.

You can do this. Don’t lead with your dick.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Ok I got Kevin’s permission for this but this is my husband

https://imgur.com/a/DIqq7lB

Do you look substantially worse than this? He’e very dad bod. He’s in his 50s. He’s spent the last year trying not to be someone whose wife needs to dress him.

And he manages to pick up women in bars when he has a free pass.

You can do this. Don’t lead with your dick.

Well I really am only interested in online relationships.

Seems odd coming from someone who hasn't had physical contact for well over a decade.

So not really interested in hooking up in real life. Sure I love to think about it and fantasize about it.

But I enjoy the, I call it, mind fucking of an online relationship

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Ok I got Kevin’s permission for this but this is my husband

https://imgur.com/a/DIqq7lB

Do you look substantially worse than this? He’e very dad bod. He’s in his 50s. He’s spent the last year trying not to be someone whose wife needs to dress him.

And he manages to pick up women in bars when he has a free pass.

You can do this. Don’t lead with your dick.

Nice looking hubby you have there!

 

[JennyCapricorn]

Nice looking hubby you have there!

I agree but he’s not “hot damn that’s sexy!” And turning heads on the street. He looks like a dad with some confidence. Any of you can do this and not lead with the cock photo

Seems odd coming from someone who hasn't had physical contact for well over a decade.

So not really interested in hooking up in real life. Sure I love to think about it and fantasize about it.

But I enjoy the, I call it, mind fucking of an online relationship

It is kinda awesome the power of the mind in sex.