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[Jodaily]

What’s this talk about sweet looking fairy women? I’m a real ass forest nymph, harnessing powers of seduction from Aphrodite herself. Druids themselves have offered their souls for a mere single touch of my lips.

Yes yes yes, that’s all well and good, but your spicy forest nymph ass will be just the perfect seasoning for my harem pie.

 

[Qky75]

Who needs pies?
My tongue will make you crumble like the walls of Jericho.

Oh geez look who's blowing their trumpet now

 

[Jodaily]

Like blowing my trumpet regularly

 

[SusanHoward]

Like blowing my trumpet regularly

I think I’d like doing that, too!

 

[Jodaily]

I think I’d like doing that, too!

Mmm, yes please.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Wait as a trumpeter, does blowing one’s trumpet have another meaning?
If so? I swear it only happened once
You two do that often? You must be limber!!

 

[Jodaily]

Wait as a trumpeter, does blowing one’s trumpet have another meaning?
If so? I swear it only happened once
You two do that often? You must be limber!!

Whatever do you mean? I have no idea.
Oh, and the yoga classes really have helped limber me up.

 

[SpicyBean99]

Whatever do you mean? I have no idea.
Oh, and the yoga classes really have helped limber me up.

I can do the downward dog without a single shake of the core. Oh and I’m also really good at doing the bridge pose…

 

[Pad_Foot]

I can do the downward dog without a single shake of the core. Oh and I’m also really good at doing the bridge pose…

With the proper application of all my trumpeter skills, I would lay your downward dog down flat and make your bridge crash into “trembling puddle”
And? I’d quench my thirst in the process.
I’d build up quite a hunger for more.

 

[Jodaily]

I can shake my core so firmly that the local dance troupe hired me to teach them the hula. Look like a native Hawaiian

 

[justanormaldude87]

I give my family free MOTs for their cars. And my own. Never need to pay. I have mates who are mechanics that can do work for cheap too. Works a treat

 

[Abeona1]

I have mechanic mates who service me and my girlfriends for free while doing our m.o.ts topless

 

[Jodaily]

I have a mate who services your girlfriends for free too, top up, bottom down.

 

[Coyote100]

I have a mate who services your girlfriends for free too, top up, bottom down.

Yoùr girlfriends pay me for services l give them.

 

[Texastuffbbc]

Yoùr girlfriends pay me for services l give them.

After you finish they have to call me for a good stretch!

 

[Jodaily]

My fitness trainer asks me for advice.

 

[mijayoo]

I am the one that trained you!!

 

[Jodaily]

I am the one that trained you!!

And the student becomes the master.

 

[PrissOff]

Master of the universe

 

[Jodaily]

King of the jungle.

 

[subdudeme13]

Galactic Ass

 

[Jodaily]

Macgyver

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Macgyver

That's hard to beat. But I once built an iron suit out of scraps in a cave. IN A CAVE!!!

 

[Jodaily]

I built the cave.

 

[Japansurfer]

The cave dug out of The mountain I created