The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[thør]

My thumbs hurt from popping those fuckers open.

Use a half shell to pry open the stiff ones.

 

[Noor]

Wait man, did somebody say you could roast marshmallows in a an air fryer? My nipples are going to be very warm, and very sticky tonight.

Yep

 

[FataMorgana]

Because Robert Shaw has nearly eaten alive after he delivered the Hiroshima bomb.

Exactly.

 

[Plasmaball]

Fucking hell this is frustrating....

 

[FataMorgana]

Fucking hell this is frustrating....

I feel your pain. Some of them you can't even open with a fucking hammer.

 

[spacekowboy]

I feel your pain. Some of them you can't even open with a fucking hammer.

Scalpels are better precision tools.

 

[Plasmaball]

I feel your pain. Some of them you can't even open with a fucking hammer.

Use a screwdriver

 

[TwinkleStars]

 

[silver gurl]

My stomach is still swollen. This is a long recovery.

 

[TwinkleStars]

My stomach is still swollen. This is a long recovery.

Sending you healing hugs your way. And look, they twinkle!!!

I hope you feel better soon

 

[thør]

So, big meeting on JBER tomorrow. I'd bet dollars to dogshit that nothing of substance will come of it. I'd like to be wrong.

 

[Lazaran]

So, big meeting on JBER tomorrow. I'd bet dollars to dogshit that nothing of substance will come of it. I'd like to be wrong.

It will distract from DonOld & Jeffrey Epstein’s special relationship…for a minute…

 

[phantom4533]

I spent an hour on the tarmac at Elmendorf AFB while refueling for a trip across the pond. Disappointed I did not get to go whale watching.

 

[y=mx+b]

Temps are beginning to drop. I'm not ready. I don't want fall or winter. It feels like summer had just started

 

[Cindy027]

Temps are beginning to drop. I'm not ready. I don't want fall or winter. It feels like summer had just started

Plug the numbers into your equation and see if it's a negative slope or a positive slope

 

[thør]

I spent an hour on the tarmac at Elmendorf AFB while refueling for a trip across the pond. Disappointed I did not get to go whale watching.

MWR has a camp and boats for that in Seward.....

 

[thør]

Temps are beginning to drop. I'm not ready. I don't want fall or winter. It feels like summer had just started

My daytime bike ride was noticeably cooler yesterday.

 

[y=mx+b]

My daytime bike ride was noticeably cooler yesterday.

For whatever reason the pending season change has got me upset this year. The feeling harkens back to a time when I was but a wee little lad dreading having to go back to school.

Like... fuck this bullshit.
Fuck all you adults.
When I grow up the seasons are going to last however fucking long I want them to last.

 

[Plasmaball]

Well that was a roller-coaster with my brain.
I've never been that sleep deprived before.

 

[Plasmaball]

How the fuck am I supposed to take that unless you are a touchy person in general?
Ughghhhhhhh
Least its worth the eye candy if anything. But bites fist...

 

[silver gurl]

Temps are beginning to drop. I'm not ready. I don't want fall or winter. It feels like summer had just started

It’s getting darker earlier. It sucks.

 

[pink]

I think I need to go back to therapy again. I'm really hard on myself. I know I am but I still do it, even though that's not the proper way to treat myself. I wouldn't talk to others this way.

 

[pink]

For whatever reason the pending season change has got me upset this year. The feeling harkens back to a time when I was but a wee little lad dreading having to go back to school.

Like... fuck this bullshit.
Fuck all you adults.
When I grow up the seasons are going to last however fucking long I want them to last.

Oh I get that. I don't like Sundays for the same reason.

Halloween is coming. Crunchy leaves, football. Good times!!!!!

 

[Plasmaball]

I think I need to go back to therapy again. I'm really hard on myself. I know I am but I still do it, even though that's not the proper way to treat myself. I wouldn't talk to others this way.

Same girl...same

 

[TwinkleStars]

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