Variations - Words edition...

So where do we go now? We'll, I've been inundated with a request this week

"Dear Salty, stop cunting around you cunt and do Tankas one week, cunt"

I think they must be Australian...
I’d just like it to be known that I am NOT the Australian that asked for this “poetry”
style, despite the obvious ruse to make it look like I am. This IMPOSTER throwing around the cunt bomb every other word is obviously just some poor form, poorly poeting, foul mouthed cunt.

Not some classy Dr Suessing bitch like me.
 
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Thanks @ScarletDaisy for bringing us back to the topic after being so rudely interrupted by a pottymouth cunt...

This week, we're writing poems about

Films

Films you love, films you hate, if you're @Bloodandglitter, films starring Clive Roth or some other unknown...

And let's write in the form of that famous Italian leading man Ottava Rima...

So how do we write an Ottava Rima I hear you ask (once you've finished your futile Google image search to try and find pictures of him without his shirt 🙄)?

Easy peasy (and indeed, lemon squeezy)...

There's 8 lines
Each line has 10 syllables (@Cjbdd just soaked her knickers there...)
The lines rhyme (suck it up @Cjbdd)
The rhyme scheme is abababcc

And that's it...

Have fun, be creative, and I may even discover some great new films...
 
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Hot Fuzz

Piss poor grammer can't be tolerated
It must be stamped out for the greater good (the greater good)
Living statues are eradicated
Out of sight and mind, for the greater good (the greater good)
Challenge us? You'll be defenestrated
We're just doing this for the greater good (the greater good)
An Angel, a peace lily and some guns
The Battle of Safeway, the bad guy runs
 
CLOSER

Four individuals who meet by chance
The street, an aquarium, studios
Dan is a writer, Alice likes to dance
Larry's a doctor, Anna takes photos
Dan cheats on her for an Anna romance
Larry gets her back from Dan, a low blow
Larry says "Be my whore", I melt inside
He said "What does your cunt taste like?", I died

Not the greatest but it was hard as hell to do!!!
 
Why are DC films total fucking shite?
(apart from Batman - usually good)
Justice League could have been more than alright
Somehow they managed to make it a dud
The movie equivalent of Bud Lite
Back story got much more time than it should
Three hours was bad, but I think that he passed
The Director's Cut direct from his ass
 
Thanks @ScarletDaisy for bringing us back to the topic after being so rudely interrupted by a pottymouth cunt...

This week, we're writing poems about

Films

Films you love, films you hate, if you're @Bloodandglitter, films starring Clive Roth or some other unknown...

And let's write in the form of that famous Italian leading man Ottava Rima...

So how do we write an Ottava Rima I hear you ask (once you've finished your futile Google image search to try and find pictures of him without his shirt 🙄)?

Easy peasy (and indeed, lemon squeezy)...

There's 8 lines
Each line has 10 syllables (@Cjbdd just soaked her knickers there...)
The lines rhyme (suck it up @Cjbdd)
The rhyme scheme is abababcc

And that's it...

Have fun, be creative, and I may even discover some great new films...
What a week to be recovering from eye surgery....I will get there but probably Tuesday at soonest. This style seems fun. Thanks all
 
Who doesn’t love a movie with a witch
And monkeys, lions, scarecrows and a dog
There is a good witch fighting a witch bitch
And of course a wizard hiding in fog
Girl wants to go home but there is a hitch
She needs to click her heels not pray to god
Wakes up to find this was all a weird dream
That is enough to make anyone scream
 
Who doesn’t love a movie with a witch
And monkeys, lions, scarecrows and a dog
There is a good witch fighting a witch bitch
And of course a wizard hiding in fog
Girl wants to go home but there is a hitch
She needs to click her heels not pray to god
Wakes up to find this was all a weird dream
That is enough to make anyone scream
Is it Reservoir Dogs?
 
America's pastime, it is baseball
Tales of life, fun in the minor league
One younger, wide open, handsome and tall
The other, smart mature , full of intrigue
The ingenue, worldly and such a doll
All three helped turn the team, win their league
Bull Durham: Nuke, Annie, and Crash odd sorts
It's funny, this small town story of sports
 
Let's go to Meryton, Longbourn is near.
A beloved book adapted to screen -
Joy, tears, scandal, love, betrayal, and fear,
Attention is given to ev'ry thing!
No wonder it's a story held so dear,
Characters and plot we love in all scenes.
It's been made and remade - for what it's worth
My favorite one is with Colin Firth!
 
Some say imperial troops are precise
Yet every shot that they took seemed to miss?
One does or one does not. One never tries
'Specially when it is your sister you kiss
Upsetting wookiee is never too wise
They had feelings that were bad about this
Hokey religions? He's dissing the Force
(They were the droids that they were looking for)
 
Honest homesteader working on the land
Family slaughtered when murderous deeds done
Nothing to live for except make a stand
So seeks his revenge with bullet and gun
Hunted and tracked by a large posse band
The outlaw Josey Wales now on the run
Saving the weak from the evil men do
And finds peace at last with friends found anew
 
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