Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight my favourite crotchless panties are in the wash.
 
Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight my uneven legs are hurting my hips (actual excuse by my wife last night)
 
Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight as my “site” is down for routine maintenance.
 
SDWCHST... because you're an asshole

@BDA73 I've also used that excuse but it was my back. I too have one leg shorter than the other.
 
SDWCHST... because you're an asshole

@BDA73 I've also used that excuse but it was my back. I too have one leg shorter than the other.
She was told she should get gel injections and will eventually need a hip replacement.. this will sound very selfish but dammit can't catch a break..
 
She was told she should get gel injections and will eventually need a hip replacement.. this will sound very selfish but dammit can't catch a break..
Now mine is back, hip, knee and the ankle all on one side. Many surgeries and injections but trying to stay away from the hip replacement. I've told my husband he needs to get a girlfriend but he won't go for it, I'd love it ❤️‍🔥
 
Now mine is back, hip, knee and the ankle all on one side. Many surgeries and injections but trying to stay away from the hip replacement. I've told my husband he needs to get a girlfriend but he won't go for it, I'd love it ❤️‍🔥
I doubt my wife would ever tell me to find a girlfriend...dont think I'd ever have the courage to do that...so instead im cum on here
 

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because,​

I had so many sexy men here who told me what they do with me, I’m wet and full
 
Sorry darling, we can't have sec tonight because I stroked my cock raw yesterday
 
Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I had an unfortunate accident in a bounce house today and my dick will be in a splint for at least a couple weeks.
 
Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my bodily homeostasis is severly impaired due to the bloody weather.
 
Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your father is coming over and eating me as his dessert
 
Your girls nite out girls just left about an hour ago. When you didn't show last nite they stopped by to check on you, and stayed all night. Oh, what a nite. Hopefully yours was good to.
 
Darling, as much as I would love to have sex with you, given my deep love and sexual attraction to....women...I cannot. In fact, something quite dire has come up...

As you know, I am the Principal Acting Senior Lead Statistical and Quantitative Analyst, Solar & Astronomical Sciences Division - Solar Aberrations Research Programme Data Visualization Team and am the Principal Astrophysical Data Visualization Lead Technician in charge of the Astrostatistics and Astroinformatics Information Portal during the highly secretive and mind-boggling venture between Germany (my country) and my school, the Helmut Schmidt University (University of the Bundeswehr, Hamburg) and the United States research team, which consists of scientists from the Geostationary Operational Environmental Satellite Program, itself a joint venture by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration and the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

This is unbelievable; while examining Coronal Mass Ejections specifically within the Convection Zone’s Co-Rotating Interaction Region structures using the Large Angle Spectrometric Coronagraph located on the Solar and Helio-spheric Observatory, I…

…darling, they're telling me I've run out of time, I must leave immediately! I will get to the truly shocking findings next time and I promise I WILL pick up the tab!...
 
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